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Clear-Out At Newcastle – Coloccini And Cisse For Sale

8:48 pm, Saturday, July 25th, 2015 by Dr. Ed Harrison · 205 Comments

Mark Douglas in the Chronicle today is reporting that Newcastle will let a number of players leave this summer, and he names Mike Williamson, Yoan Gouffran, Mehdi Abeid, Gabriel Obertan, Sylvain Marveaux, Papiss Cisse and captain Fabricio Coloccini as being available for transfer for the right fee.

Leeds United were interested in signing Williamson early in the summer, but that deal didn’t go through, and it was because Leeds United’s bid wasn’t big enough.

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Fabricio Coloccini – available for transfer

Haris Vuckic is not on the list, yet he wasn’t on the American tour so maybe we will see him play tomorrow at Sheffield United?

It looks like Steve McClaren is going to have a clear-out of the fringe players, and with Fab Coloccini likely moving to Crystal Palace or even back to Buenos Aries, Steve will need to name a new Newcastle captain for the upcoming season.

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No offers have come in for any of those players yet, and it could be the latter half of August before any of the players leave the club.

It looks like Newcastle are concentrating on younger players,  and it could be the end for Coloccini (33), Williamson (31) and Cisse (30) who are all in their thirties.

Local lad Steven Taylor will stay, and we will also have Jamaal Lascelles and hopefully Chancel Mbemba by Monday – so those are the center-backs we will have next season.

We also have Curtis Good, but he’s still having trouble with that injury he picked up playing for Australia for the first time in March of last year.

That injury really needs to be fixed because when he’s fit the left-footed Curtis is a decent enough young player, but injuries have halted his progress at Newcastle.

Newcastle will bring in one more center-back and he should be tall – maybe 6’4″ – like former top target Douglas who’s now at Dynamo Moscow and McClaren coached at FC Twente,  or Joel Matip of Schalke.

Aymen Abdennour from Monaco would also be a tremendous signing for us.

Former Aston Villa and Birmingham manager Alex McLeish gives a great interview in the Chronicle today, and says Newcastle have got two top players from Anderlecht in Mitrovic and Mbemba.

Alex coached Genk last season and  says that while Chancel isn’t that tall at around 6′ – he’s a very good header of the ball,  and can get up high to head them away.

It looks like it’s really going to be a new team next season for Newcastle – and we definitely need Charlie Austin brought in and another top center-back.

Sounds good to us.

Comments welcome.

Tags: Contracts · Daryl Janmaat · Fabricio Coloccini · Mehdi Abeid · Mike Williamson · Newcastle News · Papiss Cisse · Sylvain Marveaux · Yoan Gouffran

205 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Jail for Ashley // Jul 25, 2015 at 8:49 PM

    Ashley Out!

  • 2 Jail for Ashley // Jul 25, 2015 at 8:50 PM

    Absolutely crazy not to have accepted even a token amount for Willo,

  • 3 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 8:50 PM

    Ashley Out!

  • 4 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 8:53 PM

    I think the best idea is to take the lads on a picnic somewhere like, I dunno er…Papua New Guinea, and just leave Willo behind. I haven’t a clue where his value of just short of. £2 m comes from but if we got what we paid for him, less than half that, we’d all be laughing. Win-win I’d say.

  • 5 firebug666 // Jul 25, 2015 at 8:54 PM

    After some of the trash we had to endure from some of these players last season we should start with some sackings.

    Although Ashley is use to selling sh!te so sit back people this could take a while.

  • 6 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 8:55 PM

    Dry my eyes Belfast? Ha ha no chance. A barb from Ian Toon, the text manifestation of a shooting rectal pain, is hard to withstand without tears of laughter. I might have know you’d suck up to him though you cheap tart 🙂

  • 7 why oh why // Jul 25, 2015 at 8:58 PM

    Does anyone know when the season tickets are normally dished out via post ?

  • 8 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 8:59 PM

    I think there are few more motivating forces in an ambitious sportsman’s life than a good old contract cancellation. That’s a decent list the chronic has imagined there, although I just have a feeling Abeid could be made into something. Maybe one of those dolls that hold a toilet roll. No seriously I think it’s a shame he can’t be integrated in your the squad.

  • 9 firebug666 // Jul 25, 2015 at 8:59 PM

    tom linton ?@tomlinton3 20m20 minutes ago
    Mbemba has signed because when I had a stadium tour today the guy said that mbemba had his photo shoot and stuff yesterday @NUFC_Index

  • 10 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:01 PM

    Why oh why – are you waiting for yours YOU TRAITORRRR???? Oh sorry I meant to say the cards can turn up pretty close to the week before the opening game they like to make you sweat with their wacky zany madcap mailing list shenanigans.

  • 11 Jail for Ashley // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:01 PM

    Did you see my posts about the removed thread

  • 12 why oh why // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:04 PM

    Yes I am
    I renewd as I knew things would change
    Support the team not the regime and all that shite
    And bugger I’m on holiday abroad from three weeks from Friday

  • 13 firebug666 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:04 PM

    So if Coloccini is for sale, that means we will be getting a new captain.

    We have a few good candidates for that position, wonder who McClaren will choose?

  • 14 croftus5678 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:04 PM

    so of our current cb’s in what order do we rate them inc good and anyone else who could potentially get a game at cb ?


    mbemba (not seen the lad in black and white yet but he’s allready tops)

  • 15 ToonFromLeeds // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:05 PM

    Oh it’s so good to be in my own bed 🙂

    So we possibly have three through the door and a possible 7 leaving, does that mean more through the doors at SJP?

  • 16 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:06 PM

    Yes Jail. The worm has wriggled free for the moment. I have a feeling more mischief is being feverishly framed now he thinks he is no longer detectable.

  • 17 toon kk // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:07 PM

    There’s only going to be championship clubs who may bid for our dead wood and they’ll never meet MA valuations, so we may be stuck with them.

  • 18 Toonmania // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:08 PM

    Leeds offered 2 mars bars and a pack of cheese & onion for Willo, personally I would have accepted that

  • 19 lochinvar // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:08 PM

    Looking at half the list I would say that Age Discrimination is evident !
    Abeid deserves to stay.
    Will Colos lass fancy living on South America or London ?
    Cisse has earned his pay off in the sun which will be less demanding on his knees. If he’s on his way then Rolan needs to be signed as his replacement .
    Most of what’s happening seems to make sense – it’s almost worrying.
    I’m off for a lie down.

  • 20 magpiesi // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:08 PM

    Abied 1m
    The rest except cisse all 2m including ad ons.

    Cisse 7m plus 2-3m add ons = happy days as these players will have to be paid loyalty by nufc I think these rough amounts.

    Colo-250k-400k ( last year of contract)
    Cisse-300-400k (has two years left and top goal scorer over last years)
    Willo,obertan,Goufran-250k ( not on big bucks but only play to cover injuries)

    No sure what abied and Marveux would get as been on loan etc.

  • 21 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:11 PM

    TFL ha yes that’s something many take for granted, I can count on the fingers of postman pats hand how many hotel beds have even come close, in fact I’ll name them, the Hilton Garden, Halifax NS, the Intercon Manila, the Athenaeum London.

    Mind I remember coming home after having a kidney out and trying to sleep upright for a couple of weeks. Not so great.

  • 22 sparky55 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:13 PM

    Colo and Cisse and Tiote and Sissoko will all go to balance the books / get the high earners off the books and pay for the next two signings.

    We don’t need Colo anymore as two new centre halves coming in (and he’s old and sh!te!) , we don’t need Cisse anymore because he’s too similar to Mitrovic, we don’t need Tiote anymore with Winj / Colback / Anita all doing that role, and sissoko has good value and no place in the team either so will help balance the books

  • 23 sweendog // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:14 PM

    Not sure this list is correct, we still need a cb defensive leader, until that happens collo is the man for that. I do think they are trying to replace cisse with Rolan but I’d be happy if cisse stays.
    As for the others abeid etc should be loaned and not sold.

  • 24 ToonFromLeeds // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:14 PM

    Tsunki you are so right but hospital beds are awful,
    Can’t do much for a while but it’s good to be home.

    Anyone know if Sheff Utd match is being streamed?

  • 25 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:14 PM

    Why oh why – ah well enjoy your holiday! I’m wondering just what shape we’ll be in come the saints opener, guess we’ll have a reasonable idea come the Borussia game.

  • 26 nightfa11 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:15 PM

    about time.. and add ferguson and rivi to the list

  • 27 croftus5678 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:17 PM

    has anyone noticed theres no vukic/bigi/fergie on that list ?

  • 28 gaz 44 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:17 PM

    i think I know the guy giving the tour.. My mate who does the tours said mbemba had photos done on Friday but the visa hasn’t gone through yet…
    Personally I don’t understand how a footballer earning thousands and putting thousands in tax and spending vack into the economy could be refused ?

  • 29 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:19 PM

    Hang on hang on haaaaaanng on. Colo is a bottler of derbies. A want-away. A mealy mouthed management suck-up. A silent dull excuse of a captain. That’s why I would like him to just go, and hand that armband over. But one thing he isn’t is a crap CB. He’s been suffering the effects of trying to hold together a back line in which only Janmaat has had a clue where he is and what day it is. He’s still our best CB at the club, and if we got another good CB and LB we’d be laughing. LAUGHING I TELLS YA!

  • 30 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:20 PM

    Croftus I think that’s because they’ve already hired a wood chipper for them.

  • 31 sparky55 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:22 PM

    colo has had two good seasons in six and one of those was in the championship…he’s fcuking rubbish and should have been sold years ago

  • 32 gaz 44 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:23 PM

    Wouldn’t call collo a bottler of Derbys.. My lad still goes on about his in form collocini he won on FIFA after a derby game lol

  • 33 Jail for Ashley // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:24 PM

    I couldn’t find it on Google but it was after the Wigan game.
    Anybody wondering why Ian Toon is accused of having multiple accounts and had been for awhile before this bizarre series of posts, here’s why:
    From posts 52 onwards. The muppet was clearly hung over and forgetting to change accounts when talking to himself. For months previously he (Ian Toon) had been using pushy pardew to big himself up and agree with his arguments, using pushy pardew to have a go at me was a favourite of his.
    This is why he has invented the character sack Llambias to try and claim it is actually me that is a multiple.

  • 34 wynsleap // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:24 PM

    So Colo and Willo out and Taylor (who can’t go two games without being out for months) is left?
    Seems like we need three top central defenders if that’s the case. Wouldn’t like to rely on Good and Dummett.
    If all these players are being dispensed with we’re going to be pretty shorn of the squad seeing as it’s taken us months to sign just two players – even if they are good ones.
    Seems like Charnley has to get his a**e into gear a lot faster if we aren’t going to start the season short of manpower again.

  • 35 Jail for Ashley // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:27 PM

    Ian Toon caught using multiple accounts from posts 52 onwards.

  • 36 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:28 PM

    Actually I’d brash this lot in a blink of an eye
    Riviere ( although I actually like the lad awwws)
    Thingy Errr Johnny B Good that’s him the one on castors
    Bigi Smalls talent.
    Ober Wan Kernobi
    Steve ” awfully nice but dim” Taylor
    Uh-huh-uh-huh Awww shucks Goofy
    Any of the “next Shearer”s, Adamson, Armstrong
    “Spinning Cheick” Tiote the Sick Note.

  • 37 nightfa11 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:28 PM


    we dont need 3 defenders:

    lecalles to replace willo..mbemba to replace colo..

    lescalles, mbemba, dummet, taylor – defence already better then last years..

    but yes..we need 1 more..quality, tall defender..

  • 38 sparky55 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:30 PM

    with one more CB to come in and Good, Dummett. Lacelles and Saylor as back up I don’t think we need anyone else IMO

  • 39 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:31 PM

    You say that sparky but without a doubt if we hadn’t had Colo this last season we’d have been scouring league one right now for players willing to come to us.

    Think about it – we’d have had Janmaat, Willo,Dummett and…

  • 40 sparky55 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:33 PM

    Beat me to it nightfall 🙂

  • 41 lukes26 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:35 PM

    ugh..this isnt even a story.

    we all know NUFC will sell for the right price for any player. its been said many many times

    I can almost guarantee Colo’s not leaving

    The rest might, if theres a buyer

  • 42 firebug666 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:36 PM

    Soccer Sauce ?@soccer_sauce now11 seconds ago
    Hearing that Newcastle have upped their interest in Xherdan Shaqiri today. Cut price deal for the MF is what appeals to them #NUFC

  • 43 The Newcastle Armchair // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:36 PM

    Glad Sammy’s gone on loan to get some exp.

    Was sick of hearing ‘And it’s AMEOBIIII!!!!!!!AWWwwwww’… everytime he got one on one.

  • 44 sparky55 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:37 PM


    Never rated him personally but irrespective of whether he kept us up or not (and that’s another argument entirely)…last year was last year…we’ve moved on and he no longer has a place in the team just like Jonas doesn’t.

    He’s been transfer listed because we have another CB coming and we have 4 other players as cover. His time is over

  • 45 nightfa11 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:37 PM


    thats true..but if we played anyone instead of wiliamson, wed be in a better shape.. based on injuries and form id play sissoko as cb ;D i mean..hes an avergae midfielder/winger.. hes got pace, stenght, can jump – true athlete..but everything else is avergae.. passing, drubbling, crossing,etc.. sounds like a defender to me 😀

  • 46 will die for the toon army // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:42 PM

    Soccer source dont get my hopes up. Shaqiri is mouth watering

  • 47 sparky55 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:44 PM

    Reported Shaquiri interest is cover for our real target…Shaquiri is trouble and doesn’t fit the personality profile Maclaren is after

  • 48 sparky55 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:46 PM

    and Colo is definately going

  • 49 croftus5678 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:49 PM

    @47 sparky

    we signed mitrovic he’s known as a trouble maker himself so i cant see mc being put off by that tbh.

    he said he wanted characters who stand out and be counted.

  • 50 jane // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:50 PM

    agree lukes26 i’ll be surprised if more than 1 or 2 leave.

  • 51 sparky55 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:53 PM


    I knew when I wrote that that someone would say what you’ve just said but trust me…shaquiri is not coming to NUFC

  • 52 Pardews Priceless Bulls#*t // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:54 PM

    Croftus. Troublemaker? The andrlecht manager praised him as a guy who looks crazy but is a great professional

  • 53 chasing_rabbits // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:54 PM

    Soccer Sauce have been pretty much spot on with the signings so far… Most reliable for NUFC rumours it seems. So, you can take the Shaqiri report with a pinch of salt, but personally it gets me very excited based on their history with our transfers.

  • 54 Belfast // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:55 PM

    Ok even though Ian is my best pal on here the Pushy Pardew incident has me in stitches every time. Haha

  • 55 Bornandraised // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:57 PM

    If Shaqiri comes, as much as I hate to say it, we should sell Cisse and let Ayoze play as a center forward.

    Otherwise, Ayoze/Siem/Rolando/Remy should rotate in the positions behind the striker. No one should be buried on the bench, all should be kept fresh, until we know which combination has the best chemistry.

  • 56 Belfast // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:58 PM

    Ibiza plays a staring role though. Quality stuff

  • 57 croftus5678 // Jul 25, 2015 at 9:59 PM

    @52 pardew

    you should read the headlines about his on and off field antics buddy.

    @51 sparky

    tbh bud i got no opinion on shaq as i’ve not seen him play and from what i’ve looked at it seems he plays in rolando’s possition anyways.

  • 58 chasing_rabbits // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:03 PM

    Pardew’s Priceless Bull @ 52

    I read that Mitrovic missed 10 games thru suspension for head butting one of the opposition & a separate incident spat at a group of fans during a game… Hardly sounds like a saint to me… Also dubbed as “The Serbian Ballotelli” or something like that, which speaks for itself…

  • 59 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:04 PM

    Jail / Belfast it’s etched in legend of the annals, that ‘exchange’ amongst the personalities of Ian. It seems he’s back on tonight in full bravado too…

  • 60 lochinvar // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:05 PM

    One thing is certain – that there’s a wind of change in toon.
    In those conditions the old guard Pardew-Carver-Stone etc are history so it would be no surprise if Colo joins them.
    The futures bright the future’s black and white.

  • 61 switch365 // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:06 PM

    Just need Willems and Abdennour to make us an extremely potent and defensively solid team

    —————-de Jong—–Anita

    Bench: Darlo, Taylor, Dummet, Lascalles, Colback, Cabella, Riviere,

  • 62 croftus5678 // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:07 PM

    @60 loch

    i’m thinking pards is trying to buy the team that got him praise with us with him after santon and allready signed cabaye ! maybe we could palm obertan/williamson/goofy/colo onto him ?

  • 63 lochinvar // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:07 PM

    If Mitrovic brings some attitude with him, good.
    For to long Newcastle have been bullied by the often cheating antics of Chelsea, Manure and the like.

  • 64 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:13 PM

    OK, Jail, Ibiza, Belfast – can anyone explain this part of Ian’s bizarre exchange with himself?

    66Pushy Pardew // Dec 4, 2012 at 9:25 AM

    Pushy-when your the boss you can celebrate a win after so many defeats. How’s your cold.who gets a cold in Ibiza?

    67Pushy Pardew // Dec 4, 2012 at 9:26 AM

    It was Tsunki what won it ian toon

  • 65 chasing_rabbits // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:13 PM

    Croftus @ 57

    I think Shaqiri plays right side, not 100% on that though. But in terms on quality/ability, he’s a class player in my opinion. With him & Aarons on the wings & Mitrovic waiting in the middle, the would be one hell of a forward line.

  • 66 Pardews Priceless Bulls#*t // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:14 PM

    ‘People say he is crazy and there are lots of stories, but he has a very nice nature and is still very young.

    ‘He used to meet friends or family in here or leave match tickets for people to collect. He never drank, it was always just coffee, and he always had time for the fans.”
    Croftus he seems well liked regardless of the tales though. Including his last manager

  • 67 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:15 PM

    So, Belfast, do you feel used now? Need to go take that shower after Ian’s been running his moist pallid fingers around the back of your neck? You’re so cheap. 🙂

  • 68 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:16 PM

    PPB oh you’re handy, can you explain your post from above?

  • 69 Bornandraised // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:16 PM

    Against Top-6:

    Against Everyone else:

    De Jong and Cabella as subs for when the game slows down. Anita to come on to close the game out. Cisse on if we are chasing the game.

  • 70 Mister Tuff // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:17 PM

    That bloody Ian Toon is a slippery customer, a very cocky trickster to boot.
    Caught red handed, hand in the till, and he still pleads innocence.

  • 71 Pardews Priceless Bulls#*t // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:17 PM

    Id say he more materazzi than balotelli though. Loose cannon but actuslly can perform

  • 72 JackButler // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:18 PM

    Why would you allow Cisse to leave and keep Rivière?

    Anyway, if this means we will sign Austin so be it.

    But if you could just see the smile on my face at the prospect of Captain Fantasic Colo being shipped out, you’d think I’m in a chemically induced state

  • 73 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:19 PM

    Not buying into any hearsay ‘bad boy ‘ stories until we see him get on the pitch. On the counter side, there’s a lot to be said about players with extraordinary passion, especially for his club.

  • 74 Belfast // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:19 PM

    That part always confused me as well. Ibiza’s gullibility in that incident was marvellous though haha

  • 75 chasing_rabbits // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:19 PM

    Switch @ 61

    That back 4 would be awesome, and I hope we do go after Willems! But why is de Jong in defensive position…

  • 76 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:20 PM

    Mr T and he sticks a post on right after yours. There’s Brazen Fond for ya.

  • 77 Tsunki // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:22 PM

    Belfast poor Ibiza got caught up in an awkward moment – he had exposed the tug rag but then diplomatically sidestepped the implication. Good old Ibiza.

  • 78 Lee Charnley Bunga Party // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:24 PM

    Against Southampton I would not start De Jong I think we need to ease him in with sub appearances Southampton will play a 451 with a high press so we need to have the same or we will get outnumbered and dominated in the middle !

    I would go with Anita , Wijnaldum and either Tiote or Colback as the middle 3 with Perez and either Sissoko or Aarons on the other wing with Mitrovic up front

  • 79 Pardews Priceless Bulls#*t // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:27 PM

    Which post tsunki?

  • 80 Noel Worst // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:28 PM

    Janmaat__Van Dijk__Mbemba__Haidara

    Willo – OOT!
    Colo – OOT!

    Van Dijk – IN

    Sissoko and Tiote to start the season on the bench to bring them down a peg and make them fight for their place. Biggest divas we have those two fairies.

    Fastest CB pairing in world football right there!

  • 81 Mister Tuff // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:28 PM

    tsunki – indeed a cocky fellow -needs a good thrashing -that would sort him out.

  • 82 overtheline // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:29 PM

    If Colo is up for sale we are definitely getting another CB – let’s hope its another upgrade. Unproven or not in the EPL Van Dijk would be a Colo upgrade imo

    As Tiote is not up for sale he is presumably staying – all assuming there is any truth in the feature but .if I was buying another player before the Autumn I’d be buying Banega or someone very similar.

    Shaqiri plus another class CB would be enough until January window. Let’s not be greedy now….

  • 83 1949BH PROUDTOBEAGEORDIE // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:30 PM

    ed vukic is in holland with the reserves.

  • 84 Lee Charnley Bunga Party // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:32 PM

    Shaqiri mostly uses his left foot but can use his right so he would either be used as an inverted winger or play on the left ?! Potentially a great player and if the team was set up for him to play would be amazing he was magic at Basel when he was the main man at Bayern he was just another player

  • 85 chasing_rabbits // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:34 PM

    Pardews Priceless Bull @ 66

    Those comments came from a guy who worked in a bar Mitrovic used to go in… Hardly a professional opinion than a biased one! And in the same article it gives details of the head but & separate spitting at opposition fans…

    Tsunki @ 73

    What if Barcelona had said that about Suarez before they signed him?! They’re no “hearsay bad boy stories”. All based on fact, Mitrovic has a tainted reputation for his antics on & off the field, but similar to Suarez, a talented player, and I believe that he will be very successful for us.

  • 86 JackButler // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:35 PM

    Surprised it’s taking so bloody long to get defenders in as the season starts in three weeks and players need as much time as possible to settle

  • 87 Bornandraised // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:40 PM

    I think we are signing two more players (one attacking, one center defender), and we are just waiting to see if our 1st choice will come before moving for our second or third choice. Austin will come only if they come down on price because his wage demands are high.

    1. Abdennour/Matip/Van Djik
    2. Shaqiri/Austin/Rolan

    I wouldn’t complain about any combination.

  • 88 markmac // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:41 PM

    Daily reader but infrequent poster here. Anyone know if away end tickets are still available for tomorrows game? Many going?

  • 89 Belfast // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:41 PM

    Hahaha The old Ibiza he was a credit to the blog now.

    Skunki Ian gets up peoples nose like, but he does make me laugh quite often. 🙂

    The post earlier was a quite funny.

    I wouldn’t evict him just yet. He deserves to stay for the Pushy incident alone.

  • 90 firebug666 // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:43 PM

    JakeMorris ?@JakeNUFCmorris 56m56 minutes ago
    @soccer_sauce @NUFC_Vine Do you pull random Names and teams from a hat and make up a rumour
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    JakeMorris ?@JakeNUFCmorris 53m53 minutes ago
    @soccer_sauce @NUFC_Vine your welcome ? and If your always right is there any news on the Sissoko Rumours
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  • 91 Noel Worst // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:44 PM

    Preferably allow Colo to leave for Palace, so as to guarantee ourselves 6pts when Mitrovic bullies him in both fixtures.

  • 92 Pardews Priceless Bulls#*t // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:46 PM

    Chasing rabbits I also compared him to materazzi. Im not saying hes a saint. However why would his manager talk him up upon leaving? Hes obviously determined on the firld so the suarez comparisson is definitely better thsn balotelli

  • 93 chasing_rabbits // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:49 PM

    Bad news guys, the player we were lining up to build our team around has been blocked a move away from his current club. This must have been one of those off the radar targets…

  • 94 JamesToon // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:49 PM

    Really don’t get the hype about this rolan

  • 95 Pardews Priceless Bulls#*t // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:51 PM

    @rabbits bad news indeed hshsha

  • 96 Bobbybee // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:55 PM

    Switch, it appears Abdenour was in Barcelona yesterday for talks about a move there. Not sure if anybody has ever turned Barca down have they? Not looking good on that front unfortunately, I would’ve loved to have got him signed up.

  • 97 switch365 // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:57 PM

    @ Noel Worst

    Wonder if McC has thought about offering Willo to the mackems for free too!

  • 98 Belfast // Jul 25, 2015 at 10:57 PM

    Somehow I can’t see Ashley sanctioning a move for a 34 year old on massive wages.

    Daft story.

  • 99 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:00 PM

    Well Belfast we are buying a 33 year old track runner from DR Congo

  • 100 Belfast // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:05 PM

    Good point Jesper although Benjamin Button will be on a low salary and can pretend he’s 24 when we sell him on. Lol

  • 101 lesh // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:05 PM


    Don’t forget there’s the small matter of getting a work permit for Mbemba.

    If he has signed, his contract could be conditional on the work permit being issued.

    The photo shoot could well have been arranged to enable a quick announcement when the permit’s issued.

    Unless Charnley’s forgotten the announcement, I can’t think of any other reason for the delay in making it.

  • 102 voodoo85 // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:05 PM

    Hope we dont let Colo go without another top CB being brought in. Imagine starting the season with Mbemba, Taylor, Williamson and Lascelles as top 4 CB’s – no thanks.

    Taylor is injury waiting to happen. Williamson not good enough and the other 2 unproven yet.

  • 103 chasing_rabbits // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:11 PM

    Ridiculous story. Surely. I’m beginning to lose all faith in the mirrors reports! Haha…

  • 104 WWSBRD // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:12 PM

    Erm guys…every player is for sale “for the right price” that’s the Newcastle way under Ashley. Douglas could of named the entire squad, the ones he’s named mean nothing other than to peak the interest of readers so he can sell his paper

  • 105 ToonTiger // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:16 PM

    Anyone else seen the mirror link of an allegedly bidding for Carrick?

  • 106 Bobbybee // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:17 PM

    Markmac 88 Sheff utd box office opening at 11.30 to sell the remaining away end tickets. First come first serve. I’d be waiting for them to open just in case. That said, as one of the purposes of the game is to raise money for charity, I’d be surprised if they would turn anybody away when there’s money to be made.

  • 107 chasing_rabbits // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:19 PM


    I guess that those are the players we are actively trying to move on. If bids come in for anyone else & Ashley sanctions the sale, it would be business as usual. But those players aren’t necessarily “for sale”. I’m not looking to sell my car, but if a guy comes up to me in Asda car park and offers me a price that meant I make a huge profit on it, I’d snap his hands off!

    Maybe Ashley is going to surprise us all and not sell our “best players”this window… Probably wait until we’re in a decent position come Christmas & do it during the Jan window…

  • 108 chasing_rabbits // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:26 PM


    Just been on about this, got to be utter bullocks. Love how it claims he was the man we wanted to build our team around…

  • 109 Derek // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:33 PM

    Anyone know if there’s a stream for the upcoming game?

  • 110 Bobbybee // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:38 PM

    Lesh, bang on with the work permit being the hold up. He will get one, but as with all forms of bureaucracy it takes time when it’s not dead simple. Can’t really announce the deal until the WP is actually cleared, or they’d look a bit daft if there was a genuine reason to deny him one. Wouldn’t be surprised to see him at Sheffield tomorrow – just not playing. The deal ‘s done, just waiting to dot the i’s and cross the t’s. He’ll be ready to go before the season starts.

  • 111 Novocastrian66 // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:41 PM

    Don’t the players have to leave the country while the work permit is being sorted?

  • 112 ShirebrookToon // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:42 PM

    Hope the Shaqiri rumour on soccer_sauce has got legs in it. Hell
    Of a player like

  • 113 chasing_rabbits // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:47 PM

    Shirebrook Toon

    They’ve got the others spot on, so at this stage I’m inclined to believe that at least, we are looking at him… They also mention a “cut price deal” which makes it all the more believable. Their source seems reliable. They claimed earlier to have contact with Sissoko’s agent (or a close acquaintance, cant remember their exact words) so who knows who else they are talking to. Seems legit though.

  • 114 Bobbybee // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:49 PM

    Shirebrook. That rotund chap I used to give a lift to games – the one from Mansfield/Shirebrook area? I remember he was called Mark, but can’t recall his surname – if I ever knew it. Worked shifts in a supermarket I believe. Lots of Mags down that area due to the pit closures up here resulting in offers of work in the Notts pits. You might know him, might not.

  • 115 chasing_rabbits // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:52 PM

    Novo @ 111

    I think they’re allowed to stay so long as the deal isn’t signed & he doesn’t actually play of course. Technically then, its no different to him being on holiday here I guess! I could be wrong on that though!

  • 116 ShirebrookToon // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:58 PM


    They have got all of our transfers spot on mate. Think that comment about sissoko was a bit all over the place as there were that many people #arguing about it. Fcuking Twitter and hash tags #stick it up your arse man

  • 117 Bobbybee // Jul 25, 2015 at 11:59 PM

    Chasing rabbits. I think you’re right mate. They’re allowed to remain whilst the paperwork is sorted or an appeal is heard. The club will be his assurance anyway. Just a load of bureaucratic cr@p anyway. He’s our player, nay worries. 😉

  • 118 chasing_rabbits // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:00 AM

    Haha yeah couldn’t agree more, I still don’t really know how it works lol, soccer_sauce is the main reason I go on!

  • 119 ShirebrookToon // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:02 AM


    Dont know any big marks. Yeah there’s a few toon lads who I work with than the rest are either forest or
    Derby fans

  • 120 chasing_rabbits // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:05 AM


    Exactly mate. The deal seems to be sorted & agreed which is the main thing! Another good signing for us. It looks good so far to be honest. Still only 50% there though in my opinion… This Shaqiri story is going to be interesting…

  • 121 ShirebrookToon // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:05 AM


    theres that many names with # next to it
    In one sentence it’s hard to tell who wrote the comment lol

  • 122 chasing_rabbits // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:07 AM

    It reminds me of that font you used to get with Microsoft Word – Webdings (something like that) it used to turn all the letter to symbols. Its all @ & #

  • 123 Bobbybee // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:10 AM

    ST, oh well, bit of a long shot anyway. I know a few Derby fans myself from my time down there. Best football they’d seen in decades was under Macca, according to them. They should’ve been promoted the season before last, but for that late goal for QPR – their only shot on target the whole game. They’ve landed on their feet anyway with their new gaffer, so all’s well etc. Always been a bit of a bogey team for us anyway!

  • 124 Bobbybee // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:12 AM

    Rabbits, was it called dingbats or something similar?

  • 125 Magpie Season // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:16 AM

    “Leeds United were interested in signing Williamson early in the summer, but that deal didn’t go through, and it was because Leeds United’s bid wasn’t big enough.”

    I’m sorry…WHAT?

  • 126 Bobbybee // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:18 AM

    Rabbits. We know the asking price for Shaqiri, coz Stoke had their bid accepted at 12 mil. Unsurprisingly he wasn’t interested. His wage demands might be a problem, but if Stoke thought they could give him what he wanted, I fail to see why we can’t. He really would be the icing on the cake! 5 foot seven worth of Sherman tank! 🙂

  • 127 ShirebrookToon // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:20 AM

    #rabbit was called windings lol


    I’ve heard nothing but goods words about stevie Mac and they didn’t really want him to go

  • 128 G peart 83 // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:20 AM

    If willo is worth 2 mill Titus bramble is worth 200mill

  • 129 Bobbybee // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:21 AM

    Magpie, how can a bag of jelly babies not be enough? Holding out for aniseed balls I reckon!

  • 130 ShirebrookToon // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:25 AM

    Bag of spots mixture an it would have been a done deal

  • 131 chasing_rabbits // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:31 AM


    Didn’t think of it like that, good point. We know that figure is available too if reports are to be believed. He would be a fantastic signing. If we do manage to move Colo on that’s got to cover a good chunk of his wages? It would also make a huge statement about the club if we do get him!


    That’s the one!!

  • 132 Bobbybee // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:34 AM

    ST. Get on this. Took a car full down to Derby for the fifth round of the youth cup. Got chatting to some derby lads as we were all in together and I was bigging up Arma – just before he scored the winner with a lovely cool finish. (Sent the defence and keeper one way whilst he stuck it in the other corner of the goal). Three weeks later I was at a northern soul weekender at Prestatyn in Wales. Waiting to get served at the bar i got talking to this lad and he said he was from derby. Laughing i told him i was down that end for the youth cup game which we won 1-0, when he nearly fell off his stool. Turned out he was the same lad we were talking to at the game! What ‘s the chances of that? When he called his mate over, he recognised me straight away. Bizarre coincidence or what? 😉

  • 133 ShirebrookToon // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:37 AM


    It’s a very small world mate lol

  • 134 ShirebrookToon // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:40 AM

    Come to think of it a really good mate who I with is northern soul crazy and his names

    Crazy or what lol

  • 135 Bobbybee // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:40 AM

    Windings! Me and my dingbats – seems I’m the dingbat lmao!

  • 136 Bobbybee // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:43 AM

    We’ve just entered the Twighlight zone I reckon!

  • 137 chasing_rabbits // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:44 AM

    You were halfway there with “ding” lol

  • 138 ShirebrookToon // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:46 AM

    Mad or what! Lol

  • 139 magscar // Jul 26, 2015 at 12:57 AM

    Catching up on tonights/last night’s blog before bed and amongst the current chat are the witterings of a few old hands confining themselves to old battles. Please move on like most are and enjoy the ride before it slows down again. The Blog isn’t broken just moving on.

  • 140 Tsunki // Jul 26, 2015 at 1:15 AM

    it’s a blog Magscar. Deal.

  • 141 Bobbybee // Jul 26, 2015 at 1:16 AM

    Rabbits – DONG!!!!!

  • 142 J.M // Jul 26, 2015 at 1:23 AM

    Jan Mat—-_____—-_____—-Haidarra


    Pérez———– De Jong———-Arrons


    If we fill the blanks with what everyone knows we need, avoid so many injuries and get the team playing well together, next season could be exciting!

  • 143 magscar // Jul 26, 2015 at 1:27 AM

    You were doing OK until jfa and Mr T intruded. What does it matter about Ian?

    Not sure what it is you expect me to deal?

  • 144 magscar // Jul 26, 2015 at 1:39 AM

    Having apparently and unintentionally killed the Blog am definitely off to bed night anyone out there 🙂

  • 145 Mister Tuff // Jul 26, 2015 at 2:04 AM

    magscar – didn’t hear you objecting when IT falsely stated he knew my neighbour and that I was going to appear at court for idecency offences involving the neighbours cat.
    All invented – where were your objections then, where were your remonstrations about this filth.

    Were you conveniently looking the other way or did you “cross the road to the other side”.
    If you are going to take the high ground -spread your criticism evenly and do not reserve it for folk you have clashed with in the past.
    You stated “old hands confining themselves to old battles”. Exactly what you are doing now -you therefore open yourself up to the charge of being hypocritical.

  • 146 The overrated Frenchman // Jul 26, 2015 at 3:45 AM

    Tsunki way back @29 – Good post on Colo. Agree entirely. Can still be a useful player for us without the pressure on him. Relieve him of the captaincy, pick and choose a bit the games he starts, and I think he’ll contribute. He has experience and a touch of class. I guess his wages are an issue though if he’s not going to be a front-line player, and at this stage of his career he’ll want first team football while he can get it I suppose. Could go either way.

  • 147 expatmag // Jul 26, 2015 at 3:54 AM

    Those wanting Shaqiri can forget him. He isnt coming to NUFC.

    Schalke want him to replace Draxler who us apparently going to Juventus.

  • 148 The overrated Frenchman // Jul 26, 2015 at 4:18 AM

    Good player Shaq. Saw him a bit (on the TV) at Bayern. Not sure where he’d fit into our team though. Think we need a genuine winger more. When he plays wide on the right he comes inside being left-footed. If he plays wide on the left he’s competing with Aarons. If he plays that inside forward role he’s competing with de Jong. Mind you, fitting him in wouldn’t be a bad problem to have.

  • 149 JDdubai // Jul 26, 2015 at 4:42 AM


    A few weeks ago we all thought Mitrovic was going to Roma or Porto…u never know.

  • 150 chasing_rabbits // Jul 26, 2015 at 5:40 AM

    Soccer_Sauce reporting we are interested but nothing more at the moment. They haven’t reported anything about Schalke either. Hopefully more info today on that one…

  • 151 chasing_rabbits // Jul 26, 2015 at 6:01 AM


    Even if that were the case, it’s possible that he would prefer a move to the premier league over going back to Germany. A new challenge, probably bigger wages, the attraction of playing in the premier league, plus we seem to be doing something right to attract people to us. As JDdubai says, we didn’t think we would end up with Mitrovic but he turned down guaranteed CL football to come to us. See how the story develops, I keep banging on about Soccer_Sauce but they seem to be the only reliable source for transfer info on NUFC, and they are the ones to report it first again.

  • 152 Jail for Ashley // Jul 26, 2015 at 6:26 AM

    I’m back at work now and not able to get on here as much yet going quickly over the threads I see a volley of abuse from the Intellectual Ian Toon. You don’t have a problem with Ian, maybe if he started to claim to know you to validate his claims on the insulting of your personal appearance of what he thinks you look like while not being able to tell you where it was he met you. Maybe if he claimed to be at a meeting with you but couldn’t describe what the not bad looking Wendy Taylor was wearing that night by refusing to answer you, if he started inventing blog usernames to have a go at you so people thought there were a few people thinking the same way, then maybe you might start having problems with him magscar.

  • 153 greg // Jul 26, 2015 at 6:28 AM

    Gini 14m
    Matrovic 12m
    Mbemba 8m
    Shaqiri / Rolan 12m
    Van Dijk / Veltman 10m
    (Austin 14m)
    Total 56m (70m)

    Colo 3m Abeid 3m Obertan 1m Grouffran 2m
    Wolo 1m Marv 1m Cisse 8m Vuckic 2m
    total 20m

    Team A
    GK Krul
    DF Haidara Mbemba Van Dijk Janmaat
    CM Colback Gini
    AM Shaqiri DeJong Sissoko
    CF Mitrovic

    Direct Free Kick: Van Dijk
    Indirect FK: Gini / Sharqiri / Colback
    Indirect FK threat: Van Dijk Mbemba Sissoko DeJong Mitrovic

    Team B (sub)
    GK (Darlow)
    DF Dummutt Lancelles (Taylor) (Anita)
    CM Bigi (Tiote)
    AM (Aarons) (Cabella)
    AM / CF (Ayoze)
    CF Rive

    backup / Loan out
    GK Woodman
    DF Staka Good
    CM Kemen Ferg
    CF Armstrong

  • 154 expatmag // Jul 26, 2015 at 6:54 AM


    I would put a bet on with you now that we will NOT sign Shaquiri. Nor will we sign Austin. Certainly not at the £85k per week he is allegedly asking.

  • 155 will die for the toon army // Jul 26, 2015 at 6:54 AM

    It is praises for Mcclaren from all corners of England and Europe. So that means we have a good Gaffer already so it is to get the right players in.

    For Carrick it wld be a good move but cant we get a player that is 28 yrs old with experience of winning trophies. A CB may be. Carrick will development of many players.

    As I always say let Mcclaren bring Abdennour, Shaqiri and Rolan. And we will b a TOP 6 team.

  • 156 expatmag // Jul 26, 2015 at 6:58 AM


    A very good effort but little consideration for HG and a very high expectation in incoming players.

    Furthermore, if you think we will get 20 million quid for that lot, think again.

    2m for Gouffran. 3m for Colo. 2m for Vukic?…

  • 157 Slank // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:00 AM

    No surprise about Williamson, Gouffran, Abeid, Obertan, Marveaux, Cisse and Coloccini put up for sale.

    Abeid and Cisse are very saleable. I will not be surprised if Gouffran and Marveaux return to France. Also Coloccini returning to Argentina.

    Surprised that Ferguson, Vuckic and Bigi are not on the list. Has McClaren seen something that most of us haven’t ?

  • 158 will die for the toon army // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:01 AM

    Austin does he think he think he is a world starr already. Dude u have jst had one good season

  • 159 expatmag // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:01 AM

    Will die

    Yes. He is a good boss but these players you quote will not sign for us when alternatives are in the CL

  • 160 will die for the toon army // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:08 AM

    Bigi and Fergie are being drafted as back FBs orfuture FBs
    For Vuckic I see no purpose in him

  • 161 chasing_rabbits // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:12 AM


    Personally I don’t believe the report about Austin’s wage demands… Wasn’t that reported by the mirror……….. Cant see why we would be interested in him anyway now, unless he wants to share the bench warming duties.

    As for Shaqiri, I’m keeping an open mind at the moment, and like I say will just wait for the story to develop (if indeed it does at all), I can’t say I would be disappointed if we didn’t get him at this stage, because we can’t even confirm we’re after him! So I certainly wouldn’t put money on it!

    However I have to disagree with your point @ 159. Mitrovic is perfect example. He turned down two other clubs who could offer regular CL football to join us. I dare say Wijnaldum had other options too, no doubt some playing in CL.

  • 162 will die for the toon army // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:14 AM


    I think Schalker aint Champions league neither is Bouduex So I think we can fight for Shaqiri and Rolando.

    For Abdennour I think no big team has come in for him its his brother agent marketting him around. Abdennour will end up in NUFC.

  • 163 magpiesi // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:16 AM


    He’s a class act small with great upper body strength plays in a Ben arfa position with a eye for a goal and a quality set piece taker mainly uses his left foot.

    About a month ago he was rumoured to be joining schalke but they are not in cl this season so now his agent is waiting for other options.

    Bayern,Wolfsburg,Leverkusen,and m’gladbach qualified.

  • 164 chasing_rabbits // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:22 AM

    Will Die

    But neither are we in CL, so if it that he’s looking for then we won’t sign him either? Maybe that’s why he refused Stoke? We don’t even know how firm the interest is or at what stage talks are at if they’ve even started so lets not get too worked up either way about him

  • 165 jimmysmith // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:22 AM

    The problem with Newcastle moving on players is I’m assuming wages, since we have the on balance good approach of offering long contracts on decent money, it’s difficult to shift them if they are no longer prized. Cisse could be sold, because of his goals, possibly Collocini for his experience and quality and Abeid because of his age and I’m guessing lower wage, someone might take them for a nominal fee and match their wages, but why would Newcastle essentially write off a player, who can still contribute, and why would a player leave to take a pay cut, unless desperate to resurrect their careers at a lesser club. We only sell if the offer is good, I’d be surprised if many of these unwanted players didn’t stay and wind down their contracts.

  • 166 Mag52 // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:23 AM

    None of the above Ed.
    Krul for captain.

  • 167 Mag52 // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:26 AM

    Big mistake to sell Cisse, especially before we have recruited another CF.

  • 168 greg // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:27 AM


    Yes, a bit optimistic here…

  • 169 will die for the toon army // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:30 AM

    We lack a leader in our team. We lack some one that can bond us together some we look up to. Our dressing room looks divided wat I saw at Magpies 24/7. A player everyone believes in. That player can be like Tim Krul.
    1. 10 yrs at the Club.
    2. Guarantee starter.
    3. Good keeper forget last season.
    4. National team.
    5. He can pull us together the geordies dutch french etc.
    6. I think he will be the oldest if they sell off the old players.

    Mcclaren give him e arm band

  • 170 expatmag // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:31 AM


    On Austin…….you have to wonder why he hasnt moved yet. Perhaps a combination of high transfer fee and high wages requested.

    On Shaquiri……yes. Schalke are not in the CL yet but I would say they have more of a chance than us in the future.

    On Mitrovic…..there is no evidence to show that Porto Benfica Roma or anyone else for that matter bid for him plus isnt he a self confessed Toon fan?

  • 171 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:32 AM

    Fergy couldn’t cut it in the Championship and should be released! Bigi is no fullback!

    The only reason why some of these players are being retained are to make up HG numbers…

  • 172 will die for the toon army // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:34 AM

    Shaqiri refused Stoke. I wld also refuse to go to Stoke. For a foreigner no one knows Stoke.
    Tony Puilis, De lap.

  • 173 Charlie in the Gallowgate // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:35 AM

    Stottaly agree with you in selling Cisse – CRAZY – and if they do I would have another goalscorer signed up before I would sell.
    Need to play Cisse and Mitrovic together in a couple of games to see if they gell

  • 174 chasing_rabbits // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:37 AM


    I have a theory that Cisse is going up for sale to a) cash in while we can & b) so Mitrovic can have the #9. He wanted it at Anderlecht but they wouldn’t strip it off their current guy at the time, but their circumstances were different. (he settled for 45 on the logic that 4+5=9 I believe). I then think that we will settle with Perez, Riviere & de Jong as cover should Mitrovic be injured or suspended. I cant see anybody wanting to come in who doesn’t want to be first choice without ending up with another Riviere. That gives us 4 options for a forward when only 1 to be played at a time.

  • 175 Bornandraised // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:39 AM

    JS, good points. I also don’t see us taking a loss on players unless we really don’t have space on our roster, which we shouldn’t have a problem with this season with all the under-21s who are contributors. We might loan some out but only if the situation is right and a team is willing to pay the wages.

    Assuming we go into the season with a full roster, and basing transfers on soccer sauce rumors and realistic expectations, this is how I see our roster playing out. Obviously some of the fringe players will depend on what other teams are interested in.

    “25 man squad”
    1. GK1 – T. Krul*
    2. GK2 – J. Alnwick*
    3. GK3 – K. Darlow*
    4. GK4 – F. Woodman^
    5. CD1 – J. Matip
    6. CD2 – C. Mbemba^
    7. CD3 – F. Collocinni
    8. CD4 – S. Taylor*
    9. CD5 – P. Dummett*
    10. CD6 – J. Lascelles*
    11. CD7 – C. Good*
    12. FB1 – D. Janmaat
    13. FB2 – M. Haidara
    14. FB3 – G. Bigirimana*
    15. CM1 – G. Wijnaldum
    16. CM2 – J. Colback*
    17. CM3 – C. Tiote
    18. CM4 – V. Anita
    19. CM5 – M. Abeid
    20. AM1 – M. Sissoko
    21. AM2 – S. De Jong
    22. AM3 – R. Aarons^
    23. AM4 – A. Perez
    24. AM5 – R. Cabella
    25. AM6 – Y. Gouffran
    26. AM7 – G. Obertan
    27. CF1 – A. Mitrovic^
    28. CF2 – C. Austin*
    29. CF3 – E. Riviere
    30. CF4 – A. Armstong^
    *Home Grown Player
    ^ Under 21

    1. S. Ameobi*(loaned to Cardiff)
    2. R. Elliott (assuming sold)
    3. S. Ferguson* (assuming loan)
    4. S. Marveux (assuming sold)
    5. H. Vuckic* (assuming sold to QPR for Austin)
    6. M. Willaimson* (assuming sold)
    7. P. Cisse (assuming sold)

  • 176 will die for the toon army // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:41 AM

    For Cisse and Colo being let go I think it is to do with last season may be they caused all the problems in th dressing room they r trying to clear Pardewz men. That’s wat they did for Pardew too.

  • 177 hibbit // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:44 AM

    charlie its cisse that want s to leave and has done for a long time to many off field problems

  • 178 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:47 AM

    Bornandraised…why have we brought back Alnwick? Lascelles is a U21! Are you sure Good qualifies as HG?

  • 179 hibbit // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:47 AM

    alnwick is gone

  • 180 will die for the toon army // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:48 AM


    We will buy another striker. Am okwith Colo and Cisse leaving after we buy another Cb and Forward.

  • 181 Chris // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:49 AM


    Nice work, but a couple of errors – Alnwick has been released and Curtis Good doesn’t qualify as home grown.

  • 182 Slank // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:49 AM

    Bornandraised @ 175

    I’ve noticed on your roster list playing out that you have included Coloccini, Abeid, Gouffran and Obertan in the 25 man squad even though it is being reported that these players are no longer required.

    Also, Elliott, Ferguson and Vuckic are included in your Loan/Sell list but are not being reported as no longer required.

  • 183 chasing_rabbits // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:50 AM


    Austin hasn’t moved because nobody has met QPR’s valuation on the fee. All I’m saying is I don’t think he would be as stupid to demand high wages on top of a high transfer fee and risk having to play in the Championship next year when there seems to be plenty of people interested in the PL.

    Shalke definitely have a better chance of CL than us, but that could be irrelevant anyway. Remember its not him who is pushing for a move away from Inter – Mancini has said he is looking to offload so he might not get to be as picky! And between us & Shalke we may seem more attractive destination.

    Ok agree with you on Mitrovic, as there is no solid evidence. But he was linked with Porto, Roma, Man U, Chelsea amongst others and I can’t believe all of those clubs would have passed up such a good opportunity to land a young potentially huge talent. Just because he’s a fan doesn’t mean he wants to play for us. There are plenty of professionals playing for clubs they didn’t support as a lad, if it means playing at a higher level. I doubt Aguero was a city fan growing up.

  • 184 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:52 AM

    Bornandraised…releasing players who are in their last year is not taking a loss…we would loose the player within a year anyway, but this way we will cut our loses by saving their wages!

  • 185 Belfast // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:55 AM

    I think Austin is still on championship wages to be honest. 20-25 grand a week at most. He’s only had one contract at Qpr and it was signed in the championship I think.

  • 186 jimmysmith // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:55 AM

    The guy that was laughing and joking and congratulating Defoe for his strike in the tunnel at halftime during the Derby, on our way to losing five in a row, against our bitterest foes.

    Most keepers are a bit odd, probably because they are essentially playing one game, while everyone else is playing another. The skill set is totally different. He’s also from Holland, where oddballs grow on trees. ( that’s a bit of a joke, even though we all know it’s true.)

    Out of all our regulars, and despite being a top class keeper, he’d be way down the bottom of my list of skippers. Colback.

  • 187 Bornandraised // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:56 AM

    Jesper and Chris

    Didn’t know Alnick had been released. Then I don’t they will sell Elliott, no way are they reliving last year’s debacle.

    I don’t think Lascelles is u-21. Compare to other squads we do have a lot of good u-21 players. This is the year to make some deep cup runs.

  • 188 terencelim // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:58 AM

    Crazy idea to start talking about selling players, while the club has added only 2 new players to the team that almost relegated last season.

  • 189 Bornandraised // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:59 AM

    Jesper – agreed. I think we are way more likely to sell players on their last year of their contract, all other things being equal.

  • 190 Belfast // Jul 26, 2015 at 7:59 AM

    Austin is way behind some of the biggest earners at Loftus Road.

    Joey Barton is the highest-paid player at QPR on £90,000-a-week and Croatian winger Niko Kranjcar is on just over £60,000.

    Austin signed a three-year deal worth £28,000-a-week when he joined from Burnley in a £4million move in 2013.

  • 191 magpiesi // Jul 26, 2015 at 8:02 AM


    Good work,but looking at the list is quite scary with the season only two weeks away and shows the way the club has been run over the years with only 7 over 26 year olds and the rest being players signed on the cheap.

    Three of the older players are at the heart of the leaky defence colo,tayls and willo. The other 3 tiote,de Jong and cisse have all been injured with only Krul playing regularly.

    Then the weakness in positions mainly f/backs you can see why we struggled.

  • 192 Bornandraised // Jul 26, 2015 at 8:02 AM

    Slank – I think we would sell all those players you mentioned if a good offer came in, but that is a big if because they are on relatively higher wages (especially Colo).

    Ferguson we are going to loan out to see if he can increase his value, he has no value right now.

    It has been reported that QPR wants Vuckic as part of the deal for Austin. If you run into Les Ferdinand, make sure to let him know that Vuckic would do great in the Championship.

  • 193 Slank // Jul 26, 2015 at 8:08 AM


    ‘If you run into Les Ferdinand, make sure to let him know that Vuckic would do great in the Championship.’

    Certainly. Anybody else, Mourinho, LVG, Wenger ?

  • 194 will die for the toon army // Jul 26, 2015 at 8:08 AM

    Mcclaren wants to build a team thats why he talks abt getting the right players who are willing to build NUFC into a champions league team and cup winning within three seasons

  • 195 Bornandraised // Jul 26, 2015 at 8:10 AM

    Teren – We are a couple of weeks away from having to name a roster, and if the last few seasons have been any guide, the last guys on the roster end up playing a big role, so its interesting.

    Look at last year, we needed a 5th center back and didn’t have one, and that is with Dummett playing center back, when we didn’t have any back up fullbacks. No roster depth or balance and it was a disaster, players playing out of position.

  • 196 Bornandraised // Jul 26, 2015 at 8:12 AM

    Mourinho, you can tell him to stop crying so much.
    LVG, just walk away from before you get hurt.
    Wenger, you can just laugh at hysterically, no need to say a word.

  • 197 chasing_rabbits // Jul 26, 2015 at 8:13 AM


    So to say he’s now requesting £85,000 could well be some fictions bullturd published by our friends at the mirror, perhaps to put their own conclusions as to why no transfer to another club has been agreed yet. Its almost certain he will leave QPR & this will be probably the longest running saga of this window so the press have got to do something to keep the fire alive whilst there seems to be little movement on it so far.

    Coloccini shouldn’t be sold until adequate replacement is signed up. That would be a disaster. I know he wasn’t brilliant all last season but he still has alot to offer the team. You will probably see a different player to that last season anyway with McClaren & his staff.

  • 198 Bobbybee // Jul 26, 2015 at 8:16 AM

    I see Downing has been giving it large, saying something about him trying to warn Macca off about coming here. Plus, that he chose Boro ahead of us and the mackems blah blah blah. I refuse to believe their was any truth in the story we were in for him anyway. He’s not even a ‘has been’ – more of a ‘never was’ imo. Thinks far to highly of himself. Whereas I can see we might just possibly go for an older player for experience, you just have to look at the players we’ve signed already to realise it wouldn’t be him! Somebody who’s ambition and lack of quality results in him dropping down to the Championship, simply doesn’t fit with the profile of our current targets. Deluded little smoggie. 🙂

  • 199 cestriasteve // Jul 26, 2015 at 8:17 AM

    Going back to the funeral of the old Gateshead manager at the wake a couple of the lads got into conversation with Carver who said that 60 million was to be released for players before the start of the season, obviously he wasn’t to be trusted with the dosh so he was sacked. That still leaves a sizeable chunk to be used by McClean.
    I suppose his biggest problem is trying to maintain the 60% wages to income ratio.
    Finally this Carrick link is absolute rubbish, he will never play for the toon, I’ve heard him say it myself with total vitriol aimed at Ashley.

  • 200 Slank // Jul 26, 2015 at 8:19 AM


    On the assumption that those players have been sold would our 25 man squad (as below) now be a bit thin on the ground ?

    I’m not sure how the official 25 man squad combinations work (perhaps someone can clarify) but doesn’t it restrict us to how many more players we can sign ?

    1. GK1 – T. Krul*
    3. GK3 – K. Darlow*
    4. GK4 – F. Woodman^
    5. CD1 – J. Matip
    6. CD2 – C. Mbemba^
    8. CD4 – S. Taylor*
    9. CD5 – P. Dummett*
    10. CD6 – J. Lascelles*
    11. CD7 – C. Good
    12. FB1 – D. Janmaat
    13. FB2 – M. Haidara
    14. FB3 – G. Bigirimana*
    15. CM1 – G. Wijnaldum
    16. CM2 – J. Colback*
    17. CM3 – C. Tiote
    18. CM4 – V. Anita
    20. AM1 – M. Sissoko
    21. AM2 – S. De Jong
    22. AM3 – R. Aarons^
    23. AM4 – A. Perez
    27. CF1 – A. Mitrovic^
    28. CF2 – C. Austin*
    29. CF3 – E. Riviere
    30. CF4 – A. Armstong^
    *Home Grown Player
    ^ Under 21

    1. S. Ameobi*(loaned to Cardiff)
    2. R. Elliott (assuming sold)
    3. S. Ferguson* (assuming loan)
    4. S. Marveux (assuming sold)
    5. H. Vuckic* (assuming sold to QPR for Austin)
    6. M. Willaimson* (assuming sold)
    7. P. Cisse (assuming sold)
    8. F. Collocinni (assuming sold)
    9. M. Abeid (assuming sold)
    10. Y. Gouffran (assuming sold)
    11 G. Obertan (assuming sold)

  • 201 OneAlanShearer // Jul 26, 2015 at 8:29 AM

    Krul – good but poor distribution
    Janmaat – solid
    Mbemba – a breath of fresh air
    Centre back – need someone better than we have the rest should be cover or gone
    Left back – Haidara and summer should be cover neither good enough in both directions
    Holding midfield – we need a better alternative to tiote
    Colback – decent player however he needs to keep improving
    Playmaker – we still need one – sdj and Wijnaldum are not it
    Wijnaldum – as an attacking midfielder he reminds me slightly of Gary speed in that he is box to box and arrives late to score
    Sissoko – I’d keep him as on a more consistent side he may be too.
    Perez – great talent hope he stays for a long time
    Aarons – could surprise a lot of clubs he needs to sign a very long contract with a massive buyout clause. Could be the next sterling.
    Mitrovic – target man who needs service and pace around him.
    Riviere – nowhere near good enough
    Willo – gooooooo! !
    Elliot – join him
    Abeid – not good enough sorry
    Gouffran – see Abeid
    Arma – loan out
    Lascelles – back up cb
    Saylor – back up cb.
    Colo – time to say farewell and thanks
    Cisse – I’d keep him but if we get Austin or another quality striker at his age and knee problems I’d possibly cash in now. But 3 quality strikers would give us a great strength in depth

  • 202 sparky55 // Jul 26, 2015 at 8:35 AM

    “Crazy idea to start talking about selling players, while the club has added only 2 new players to the team that almost relegated last season.”

    Not really…a new manager has come in, he’s bought three, he’s buying at least another two but I’ve heard three, we’re overloaded in midfield, we’ve got 4 players to cover / supplement Mitrovic up front, we’re a bit sparse at the back but no point in keeping sh!te players as cover when we have youth and a couple more defenders coming in…and of course we have to balance the books.

    IMO Ashley will not have a nett spend of any more than 30 million and he wants the biggest earners with no real future at the club off his books….too many players on 60k a week that don’t fit in with the new managers plans so they have to go.

    Hence Cisse will go, Tiote will go, Colo will go and Sissoko will go.

    The rest are all chump change and their wages coming off the books help pay the wages of the better newcomers.

    Sissoko and Tiote are not on the official transfer list to make sure we get the best price for them…but everyone in football knows they’re available.

    I’m a happy bunny…we’re making fantastic progress and getting rid of some proper dross

  • 203 richardj1986 // Jul 26, 2015 at 9:58 AM

    The next player we will sign is veltman. He will come in to replace colocini. Steve mac wants he after the success of ajax last 3 centre backs signing in the prem league. We are linked with care acknowledged today which I would love to see in his natural colours but I can’t see van Gaal letting him leave unless he signs a third cm…

  • 204 The overrated Frenchman // Jul 26, 2015 at 10:43 AM

    I think I agree, Richard, but as my native tongue is English, I’m not completely sure…

  • 205 MK Toons // Jul 26, 2015 at 6:22 PM

    Anyone else think as well as another centre back we are in desperate need of a right winger? Aarons is our best option of the left and gouffran and obertan don’t have enough to offer on the right and sissoko is wasted out on the right

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