Hilarious Video On Newcastle Fans Reaction To Rare Win


Here is what Paddy Power put out after Newcastle’s stunning 6-2 win over Norwich City when we actually scored more than the opposition – only the second time in the last 20 league games that’s been the outcome – so no wonder Newcastle fans were completely stunned.

There’s some bad language including the F word being used twice.



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52 comments so far

  • Jib

    Oct 19, 2015 at 2:46 PM

    Comment #1

    I guess one guy’s “really funny” is another guy’s crock.

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  • cyprus

    Oct 19, 2015 at 2:53 PM

    Comment #2

    Good, the true geordie one is funnier, or funner.

    Now, that’s what I call football. Keegan-style. We were so brilliant going forward with the amazing Widgi, Siss, Perez and Mitro. Who would I replace those 4 with, yesterday? Rooney? Ramsey? Well no, they were world class. If I’d seen another team going forward like that I’d have been so jealous, but, wait a minute, this was NUFC!

    Ok, Janm must learn some basics on position and closing down. Ok, Siss is not a defender (but what a monster of a player). Ok, Colo doesn’t shout (but defended well and babysat all day. Ok, Dummett/Haidi may not be the best LB pair in the league. And Mbemba may only be 21 (or 24, 29, 35), but he played two positions yesterday, CB and LB. And ok, Anita isn’t exactly 6’5, but he kept it neat. And the local boy swept up everything.

    What a game man. What a crazy crazy team.

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  • manxpie

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:02 PM

    Comment #4

    On the perez rumours surely he has to be offered a new contract on good wages, as he was signed for the development squad so must be on peanuts compared to the rest of the starters. And he’s put most of them to shame over the last year
    that should be number 1 priority right now

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  • chicousa

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:09 PM

    Comment #6

    Re: Janmatt’s defending and playing so far off his man yesterday: he looked like he may not have been 100% fit, so might have been compensating a bit. Watched the replay of the match and his overall play was good.

    Blackely, in answer to your question about who I would replace first with big money signing, of course that would be Colo! But still need a top notch LB!

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  • lesh

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:10 PM

    Comment #7

    Martoon, Tuff

    Googlemeister Jib doesn’t seem to have stepped in to help solve the SuperMac left back question so…..

    http://m.sevenoakschronicle.co.uk/hero-Toon-left-Knole-Juniors/story-15989322-detail/story.html

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  • martoon

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:20 PM

    Comment #8

    lesh @7 – A bit difficult to read because of all the pop-ups but I award you the Googlemeister crown 🙂

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  • Jib

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:25 PM

    Comment #9
  • Jib

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:31 PM

    Comment #11

    “By that time George had recommended him to Tonbridge and the manager, Harry Haslam gave him a trial.
    So began a partnership that was to last for many years. The enterprising Haslam converted his burly left back into a centre forward and sold him to Fulham.”

    Does anyone seriously think Mr Tuff will do anything other than try to wriggle and squirm his way out of it ?

    Shoot , I sound as childish as him !!!!

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  • will die for the toon army

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:35 PM

    Comment #12

    chicousa

    CB first. I can gamble with Dummett at LB for the next yrs. We really need a good CB and we will b ok.

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  • Jib

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:36 PM

    Comment #13

    Cyprus
    I’m not true Geordie’s biggest fan , however his latest offering post-Norwich game , had me laughing out loud , probably something to do with him being pissed 🙂

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  • Mister Tuff

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:40 PM

    Comment #14

    supermac
    ” Robson who converted him from full-back to centre-forward at Fulham.”

    Extracted from ;-
    http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/malcolm-macdonald-more-earned-place-7881536

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  • Slank

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:43 PM

    Comment #15

    Jail for Ashley

    ““He wants to be a top four player and he will be if he performs like that.”

    It sounds like McClaren and Sissoko have had discussions about the future and McClaren was making an oblique reference to it based on Sissoko’s performance against Norwich.

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  • Mag52

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:44 PM

    Comment #16

    When Mbabu is fit to return, I wonder if Macca would consider switching Janmaat to the wing, with Sissoko given a roving role.
    If ever there’s a square peg in a round hole it’s Janmaat. He’s got winger written all over him. He’s reasonably fast, he can cross a good ball and he has that attacking mindset. As for his defending – say no more.

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  • chicousa

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:47 PM

    Comment #17

    will die for…
    Aye a CB is most pressing need. Dummett is good sub at either LB or CB and did OK aside from that 2nd goal, just a bit rusty. Good to see him back though… And while we are at it a new DM is on the much needed list…

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  • Jib

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:48 PM

    Comment #18

    Joel Matip
    It seems to be between us and AC Milan.
    He’s still refusing to sign a new contract (his current one ends this summer)

    http://www.fussballtransfers.com/nachricht/auch-milan-wirbt-um-matip_58327

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  • JamesToon

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:50 PM

    Comment #19

    Chicousa

    hooefully big money will be spent on quality and experience in January. Quite unrealistic but we need players like Shawcross, Wanyama, Redmond and a good left back

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  • Jail for Ashley

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:51 PM

    Comment #20

    Slank,
    You never answered my question though, do you think it will be with us that McLaren was referring to ?

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  • Jail for Ashley

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:52 PM

    Comment #21

    Mag52,
    That’s not a bad shout, why is it that Sissoko couldn’t be a holding midfielder though ?

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  • Mister Tuff

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:55 PM

    Comment #22

    The Supermac story from Fulham Football Club site. They say he was bought as a fullback for £1000. I think they would know if they had bought a centre forward or a fullback.

    http://www.fulhamfc.com/news/2013/june/09/memory-lane

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  • will die for the toon army

    Oct 19, 2015 at 3:55 PM

    Comment #23

    Jib

    Matip Willems and Lassoga r comimg. Next signings for Jan.

    We will keep Tiote Anita and Colback as CM till end of the season.

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  • Mag52

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:00 PM

    Comment #24

    Jail.

    A holding midfielder suggests a more defensive role than might suit Sissoko on the rampaging performance we saw from him yesterday, but it’s certainly something to consider.
    One of the secrets to our progress, or not, for the rest of the season, must be to find a role for this Frenchman, as on his day he looks so very good.

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  • chicousa

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:00 PM

    Comment #25

    Jib
    Joel Matip would fill the order nicely!

    Mag52
    Yeah, I would definitely like to see more of Mbabu over next few matches…

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  • barkel

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:06 PM

    Comment #26

    Mag52,

    I’d agree, I said a few weeks ago that we should consider playing him RW, but I was also saying to play 3 5 2.

    From yesterdays team I would be looking to replace Dummy, Tiote or Elliot, I think they were very rusty though and could still come good and play a part for the rest of the season. I’m mostly concerned about Elliot, he always looks like he’s going to concede. I’m a Colo fan and don’t think he had a bad game.

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  • The Newcastle Armchair

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:08 PM

    Comment #27

    Will die

    How are you so sure we’ll get those players? Would be insane if we did, Willems is sure to be a top class left back.

    On another note, be sick if we kept M’biwa for a back three of Mbabu Mbemba Mbiwa

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  • martoon

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:08 PM

    Comment #28

    Jib & will die for the toon army – I’ve mentioned this before but 2 different sources “in the know” have said Charlie Austin is a done deal for January – contract agreed etc.

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  • Jail for Ashley

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:09 PM

    Comment #29

    Barkel,
    I’m not a Collo fan anymore but wouldn’t mind him so much if he wasn’t first choice and certainly not captain, benching him would really determine if he wants to be here or not by how much effort he puts in when given a chance, unfortunately it’s not easy to bench your captain unless he’s an alcoholic !

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  • lesh

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:15 PM

    Comment #30

    Jib

    Any time you need help, just holler.

    Oh, the link you posted’s the same as the one I put up. If yours’s better, it must be the result of your mastery of Google!

    😉

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  • will die for the toon army

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:21 PM

    Comment #31

    Willems is a world class LB but he cant start in other big teams so he will settle for us. jst like Wijnaldum did.

    Lassoga was a done deal Cisse jst failed to leave. Matip I can bet on that he is coming.

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  • lesh

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:21 PM

    Comment #32

    Martoon

    Much as appreciate the accolade, I cannot accept the Google-Meister crown – there can only be one Google-Meister and that title must rest with the one and only, that exemplification of research expertise, Jib.

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  • will die for the toon army

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:22 PM

    Comment #33

    Elliott was already replaced by Darlow. once comes back he is getting that spot.

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  • lesh

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:29 PM

    Comment #34

    Mr Tuff

    Ashley’s probably been on the phone trying to get Harry Haslam signed up – buy Macdonald as a LB for a grand, do a bit work on him and sell him for £180k.

    Anyone who can add 179000% value to a player’s worth having on the payroll. No doubt Ashley’ll be setting such a mark up as a target for Carr and McClaren!

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  • Jail for Ashley

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:31 PM

    Comment #35

    When was it decided that International goalkeeper Rob Elliott was third choice behind Darlow ?

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  • barkel

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:33 PM

    Comment #36

    JFA-

    Can’t bench him because we don’t really have anyone else! Taylor, in my opinion, would be the only one to replace him with but he’s too injury prone. Saying that tho, I haven’t seen very much of Lascellas. Willo could come in possibly, he can do a job but imagine the reaction from everyone on here if Willo started with Mbemba on Sunday!

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  • Jail for Ashley

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:35 PM

    Comment #37

    barkel,
    Unfortunately I don’t mean now, we need to bring in a quality CB in January which makes it a tricky situation when a captain is fighting for his place

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  • barkel

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:37 PM

    Comment #38

    International keeper Elliot? you’re being very kind! He’s played about 3 games for Ireland and is at best 4th choice behind Given, Randolph and Forde

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  • Mister Tuff

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:38 PM

    Comment #39

    lesh – aka “deputy jibberish”.
    lesh – surely a step too far to join the multiple gang – meister of spin, fraud, trickery and duff information.
    Jib will make you perform and dress up as Jane – frillies, brassiere, stockings and high heels and a wig as well.
    You’ll be walking the streets of Pennywell before you know it.
    Oh – just had a thought – are you into that type of activity anyway. Not saying you are – just enquiring.

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  • barkel

    Oct 19, 2015 at 4:39 PM

    Comment #40

    Sorry, posted too soon!

    It is tricky but would be great for competition. We will definitely need to sell/loan out a CB before we buy anyone though.

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