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Newcastle Unchanged For Vital Chelsea Game

4:32 pm, Saturday, February 13th, 2016 by Dr. Ed Harrison · 445 Comments

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Steve McClaren has just announced the Newcastle side for the tough game at Stamford Bridge this afternoon and as we suspected – it’s an unchanged side from the one that did so well last Saturday in beating West Brom 1-0.

And the subs bench is strengthened significantly from last week with Lascelles, Colback and Manu Riviere all coming back.

Colback and Riviere are back from injury and Lascelles is back from his one game suspension.

So Rolando Aarons who had a good game at left back last week keeps his place and keeps Jack Colback on the bench.

Teams:

Chelsea (4-2-3-1): Thibaut Courtois; Branislav Ivanovic, Gary Cahill, John Terry (c), Cesar Azpilicueta; Nemanja Matic, Cesc Fabregas; Pedro, Willian, Eden Hazard; Diego Costa
Substitutes: Asmir Begovic, Baba Rahman, John Obi Mikel, Rueben Loftus-Cheek, Bertrand Traore, Kenedy, Loic Remy

Newcastle (4-2-3-1): Rob Elliot; Daryl Janmaat, Steven Taylor, Fabricio Coloccini (c), Rolando Aarons; Cheick Tiote, Jonjo Shelvey; Moussa Sissoko, Georginio Wijnaldum, Andros Townsend; Aleksandar Mitrovic
Substitutes: Karl Darlow, Jamaal Lascelles, Jack Colback, Henri Saivet, Ayoze Perez, Emmanuel Riviere, Seydou Doumbia

Referee: Roger East (Wiltshire)

The weekend did not start off well for Newcastle with Sunderland getting a surprise but deserved 2-1 home win against an off-color Manchester United side – and the Black Cats and are now just one point behind us.

At the time of writing West Brom are also winning 1-0 at Everton and could possibly get a surprise win there this afternoon – after we easily beat them last week.

It will now be very important that Newcastle now get something out of this game today if we are to remain out of the bottom three for the next two and a half weeks.

This is what manager Steve McClaren has said about the game today:

“It’s a problem we’ve had all season.” “It is down to the way we play – we tend to play on the front foot, which is good when you’re at home, but away we’ve been exposed and haven’t ground out enough results.

“If two or three of our away games had been draws then we would have ground out a few more points and we would be in a slightly better situation.”

“It is something we need to address because we can’t afford to rely on our home form, because then the pressure on those games will just become too much.”

“In our home games we are starting to get a consistency in our performance and the way we play. “We need to start transferring that to our away games and picking up points away from home – we owe it to the fans.”

Less than one in three fans think we can get the win today at Stamford Bridge.

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445 responses so far ↓

  • 1 sing in the corner // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:35 PM

    Yes Noble you cheeky cockney chappie!

  • 2 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:35 PM

    noble

  • 3 nufc13789 // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:35 PM

    Goal west ham

  • 4 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:35 PM

    Probably the best team we could have tbh

  • 5 mindshaft // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:35 PM

    West Ham equalise – help is at hand!

  • 6 AncientC // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:35 PM

    Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry (c), Azpilicueta; Fabregas, Matic; Pedro, Willian, Hazard; Diego Costa.
    subs: Begovic, Baba, Mikel, Loftus-Cheek, Traore, Kenedy, Remy.

    I was hoping Mikel would play.

    Sissoko has to step up today, if he is on it, we have a chance.

  • 7 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:35 PM

    get in noble, now get a 3rd

  • 8 mindshaft // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:36 PM

    Now we just need Everton to get a couple of goals and happy days

  • 9 davetoon // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:37 PM

    its that point when you re-read the quotes and think WTF

  • 10 Charlie in the Gallowgate // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:37 PM

    Ron knee
    Just checked west ham’s last win at Norwich was in 1972-73 season when ‘Pop’ Robson scored
    and it ain’t going to be today.

    We could be in a hell of a whole when we come to plat our next game Stoke away Mar 02 if the games go the way of today we will be cast adrift at the bottom.

    ARGHHHHHHH

  • 11 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:37 PM

    Armstrong just scored a quick fire double for Coventry

  • 12 lukes26 // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:39 PM

    undoubtedly the strongest lineup and bench we’ve had since the 2011-12 season

  • 13 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:40 PM

    Charlie

    We never seem to play well after a break. Not looking good, mate.

  • 14 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:41 PM

    Hahaha Palace losing again 🙂

  • 15 magscar // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:42 PM

    magscar // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:40 PM
    Repost

    Optimistic

    It is a bit complicated especially at first but if you go on You Tube and search for Husham there is a step by step guide for his repo (?).

    There are others and as AC suggested you could just try searching for just Phoenix as a start as Valhalla is within that and the streams are under “Live TV” then “live” probably your quickest solution.

    Think it was Tsunki pointed me in direction of Valhalla (which I had but didn’t know where streams were) but AC also very helpful and referred me to a site “seo Michael” which is also very good on Kodi.

    It is all a bit of a steep learning curve but worth it. Good luck!

  • 16 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:43 PM

    same starting lineup at home to shllty west brom used today away at chelsea who are on a bit of a run. Any lessons learnt yet Mr Mclaren?

  • 17 mindshaft // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:43 PM

    Anyone remember this sort of sequence after decent start to season DDLLLLDL … take a bow Mr Pardew 🙂

  • 18 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:44 PM

    Mindshaft

    Looks like a Welsh town lol

  • 19 Bluggen // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:47 PM

    i hope doumbia gets a bit of a run to show what he can do

  • 20 geordie157 // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:52 PM

    Good to see Satka and Cameron are helping York have a chance of staying up.

    Decent side and bench today, a point will do but I think we can win this…..if the players close down and really go for it

  • 21 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:55 PM

    No matter what happens we will stay out of the bottom 3 going into the break

  • 22 toon kk // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:55 PM

    Wonder if we turn up today, it was a long trip down, we could be tired and very lethargic.

  • 23 MAUTITOON // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:57 PM

    we always turn up against bigger opponents,isn’t it?

  • 24 Charlie in the Gallowgate // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:57 PM

    Ron
    yeah break comes at a bad time and they are going for some sun – never seems to work a break in the sun

  • 25 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:57 PM

    We always turn up against the big teams and we always show up when we are on TV

  • 26 martoon // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:59 PM

    Chancel @21 – I’m afraid we will if we get by 2 goals or more 🙁

  • 27 martoon // Feb 13, 2016 at 4:59 PM

    *beat

  • 28 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:00 PM

    Martoon

    I just noticed that but we will win

  • 29 beermonkey // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:02 PM

    magscar

    whats good on husham

  • 30 AncientC // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:03 PM

    https://twitter.com/TrueGeordieNUFC/status/698552421769965570 LOL

  • 31 NoahJ // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:03 PM

    toon KK @21

    sadly, this isn’t necessarily true. If we lose by more than 2 goals today,then we’ll go back into relegation zone on goal difference.

  • 32 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:03 PM

    Chelsea seem to specialise in face masks.

  • 33 Goofy // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:03 PM

    Can’t know if it’s going to be Mr jeykll or Hyde that turns up today. I’ll take the draw.

  • 34 toonbrother // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:04 PM

    i dont know who the second worst defender in the league is
    but i do know he comes a distant second to colocinni
    with colo in the mix ours is a losing battle

  • 35 Goofy // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:04 PM

    Meant Dr.

  • 36 MAUTITOON // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:07 PM

    Aren’t we due an away win?

  • 37 Rotonda heights // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:07 PM

    CP no wins in 9.

    7 losses in 8. Sound familiar lol !!!

    A s—e manager is a s—e manager wherever he goes . Just took slightly longer than usual this time.

    Hilarious CP fans complaining about no plan B and defensive long ball football. Can’t say they weren’t warned.

    Mixed resuts today. swansea and bournemouth losing and norwich only getting a point was all good.

    Wanted to see pulis and WBA get dragged into it for his anti football, but have to admit for an allardyce team sunderland actiually played some good football today.

  • 38 Goofy // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:07 PM

    Toonbrother

    How did you manage to write that message. I thought it would be impossible with your hands in a straight jacket, (screaming COLOCINNI) give it a rest man, he’s not that bad.

  • 39 catchy in norway // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:08 PM

    http://www.vipbox.tv/football/311498/1/chelsea-vs-newcastle-united-live-stream-online.html

  • 40 bettyswallocks // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:10 PM

    Too brother…… I was really hoping you had been booted off with all the other wums. What a waste of space you are.!!

  • 41 MacToon // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:11 PM

    No where to be seen when we win with a clean sheet – ha ha, biggest Troll on here. Wb Toonbotherer.

  • 42 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:11 PM

    We need to attack from the off and not give Chelsea confidence

  • 43 martoon // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:12 PM

    Chancel @28 I hope so 🙂

  • 44 toon kk // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:12 PM

    Jamie on sky recons we could get taken apart.
    He could be right if we aren’t at the races.

  • 45 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:14 PM

    Hope Doumbia gets a run out too

  • 46 mattyNUFC // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:15 PM

    lol @ people still hooking to toonbrother’s bait

  • 47 Rotonda heights // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:16 PM

    take a chancel

    sadly it’s seem to be the polar opposite to how we try to get at teams at home when we play away.

    it will be defensive, hoping for something.
    A football pitch is a football pitch is a football pitch.
    why such a different mentality away from home, it’s never done us any favours. whatsoever.

  • 48 toonbrother // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:17 PM

    in tiote’s absence, our defence has NO CHANCE
    #factsonly

  • 49 hibbitt // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:19 PM

    just hope we turn up……………….good luck toon army !!!!!!

  • 50 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:19 PM

    Tiote is playing

  • 51 MacToon // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:22 PM

    Can you get Valhalla as a stand alone on Kodi or is it only available through Phoenix?

  • 52 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:24 PM

    MacToon

    Only through Phoenix I think

  • 53 toon kk // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:24 PM

    It’s hard to say if we have a chance to win this game, we’re just so inconsistent.

  • 54 Hail Wor Ashley // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:24 PM

    All the dipsticks crowing how Pardew is a good manager have quietened down haven’t they? The folks that know what they’re talking about said he’d have a good 12-18months and then they’ll go into a terminal decline, eventually ending in relegation. If not this season, next. The bloke is a chancer and that’s why, once the players see through his act, his limitations come to the fore. Really should be plying his trade in League 1 where he belonged before he had the fortune to get the NUFC job, the plastic looking twat!

  • 55 MacToon // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:27 PM

    Thanks Chancel.

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  • 58 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:32 PM

    Can’t see us getting a win today. And mclaren doesn’t like to make subs. So Doumbia won’t be playing today as well.

  • 59 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:35 PM

    ffs

  • 60 Hail Wor Ashley // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:35 PM

    Pish

    Tiote proving his usual rubbish self. Daft fouls and now got slipped past way too easy.

    Hopefully people will shut up about him now because he’s a donkey.

  • 61 toon kk // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:35 PM

    We’re looking a little oot classed, ha we don’t even look like a premier league team.

  • 62 MAUTITOON // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:35 PM

    lol

  • 63 Hail Wor Ashley // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:35 PM

    Game over

  • 64 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:35 PM

    Fantastic by Chelsea. We have no chance here.

  • 65 toonbrother // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:35 PM

    lololol

  • 66 Bluggen // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:36 PM

    atleast give me 10 minutes of fcuking hope

  • 67 toonbrother // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:36 PM

    colo = pure rubbish

  • 68 Lilongwe Geordie // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:36 PM

    Wouldn’t have started Aaron’s, but he did well last game, so difficult to drop him.

    Terrible start. Any bloggers in Brixton?

  • 69 colwell // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:37 PM

    I ho I ho its the championship we go.

  • 70 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:37 PM

    @hail

    We are against Chelsea fts. Tiote is quality.

  • 71 gorgonzola ( former Pecorino former to gorgonzola) // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:37 PM

    game over …relegation a certainty, pathetic defending again, paying the price of not being a CB when we should have…

  • 72 toon kk // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:37 PM

    Like I say we look tired and our minds are on that break in Spain.

  • 73 Rotonda heights // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:37 PM

    good old saylor, stupid by tiote though

  • 74 MacToon // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:37 PM

    Whistle happy ref….

  • 75 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:37 PM

    Damage limitation – at least!

  • 76 TacoFlavoredKisses ForMyBen-arfa // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:37 PM

    lol, that was great. now all the saylor fans can shut up. he is the absolute worst.

  • 77 gorgonzola ( former Pecorino former to gorgonzola) // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:38 PM

    What are the first three results you ppl think we will have in the championship..?

    My bet is two draws and a loss.

  • 78 MAUTITOON // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:38 PM

    where has macca gone/?

  • 79 MAUTITOON // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:39 PM

    haha 2 nil

  • 80 TacoFlavoredKisses ForMyBen-arfa // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:39 PM

    good thing we didnt improve the defense. saylor wouldnt be on the bench on any other team in the league. when is mbemba back?

  • 81 Ibizatoon // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:39 PM

    Oh give over. Oh right, hey already have.

    Has Steve come back out the tunnel yet?

  • 82 colwell // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:39 PM

    Haha Aarons at LB

  • 83 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:39 PM

    Here we go… FFS ALREADY LOSING 2-0 inside 10 minutes!!!

  • 84 SUTTY1978 // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:39 PM

    Not the best start…

  • 85 toonbrother // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:39 PM

    relegation here we come

  • 86 gorgonzola ( former Pecorino former to gorgonzola) // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:39 PM

    Night lads….a mauling on the go….. 6:0 final score…

  • 87 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:39 PM

    Aarons you prat

  • 88 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:40 PM

    Can we throw in the towel now?

  • 89 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:40 PM

    Lol.. Nothing to say. Game over. Hope we don’t turn up like this at our next game or we are relegated.

  • 90 Hail Wor Ashley // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:40 PM

    HAHAHAHAHA! Wait all week for this.

    Aarons has shown he’s too casual once too many times in his career at LB already, hook him and never play him there again.

    We’re going down. Biggest contrast between home and away form I’ve ever seen.

    Think I’ll go to gym early.

  • 91 Bluggen // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:40 PM

    i guess thats what happens when u play a LW at fullback

  • 92 MAUTITOON // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:40 PM

    Aaron’s career over here

  • 93 MacToon // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:40 PM

    Back in Old Blighty Lilo? Enjoy the weather, it’s still better than our football – lol

  • 94 SUTTY1978 // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:40 PM

    This ref is being a dick

  • 95 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:40 PM

    Aarons is not a LB! I don’t care if he did well against a shite West Brom he shouldnot be playing there against Chelsea!

  • 96 colwell // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:40 PM

    Love how when we win a game (rare) a lot of fans think we will beat everyone you do realise we are shite?

  • 97 toonbrother // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:41 PM

    worst defence in the league
    £30 Million spent on players
    £0 spent on defenders
    #factsonly

  • 98 MAUTITOON // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:41 PM

    where r we in the table now?>

  • 99 Sliema // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:41 PM

    You have to feel for Aarons. Another kid thrown under the bus. Playing at left back because the club are still too thick to buy defenders.

  • 100 TacoFlavoredKisses ForMyBen-arfa // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:42 PM

    saylor at cb, arrons at lb. If maca isnt fired now, he never will be.

    any blogger who applauded arrrons and saylor last week should be embarrassed. WE played against a team who didnt have the ball or bring it forward, neither were tested all game.

  • 101 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:42 PM

    As long as we put in effort today that would be OK. We are usual jekyll and Hyde performance the entire season so far.

  • 102 reilly // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:42 PM

    that was over quick.

  • 103 Dingo†® // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:43 PM

    oh dear oh dear oh dear

  • 104 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:43 PM

    it doesn’t matter if ya a LB or LW not being able to pass a ball 5 yards is ridiculous

  • 105 RUNAWAY777 // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:44 PM

    Pure shit this team and manager

  • 106 NoahJ // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:44 PM

    we were never going to win this, so let’s not lose our minds now that we’re well on our way to doing so.

    today wouldn’t be half as bad if sunderland didn’t get a shock victory against man u. Let’s be thankful norwich didn’t win after being 2-0 up quite late.

    if we retain home form, we’ll be fine

  • 107 anthc // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:44 PM

    Mclaren said we’ll know in the first 20 mins what game its going to be. Well steve the first 10 mins is enough, an absolute mauling is on the cards. That mistake will crush aarons confidence. The poor lad shouldnt be playing there.

  • 108 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:44 PM

    Poor away supporters.

  • 109 colwell // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:46 PM

    OMG

  • 110 MAUTITOON // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:47 PM

    10 nil this

  • 111 catchy in norway // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:47 PM

    wow

  • 112 toonbrother // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:47 PM

    OMG
    COLO = PURE TRASH!!!!!!
    OMG

  • 113 SUTTY1978 // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:47 PM

    Awful, awful Coloccini

  • 114 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:47 PM

    Saylor and colo shouldnt be on the pitch today.

  • 115 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:47 PM

    Could be a new record.

  • 116 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:47 PM

    unbelievable!!!

  • 117 Dingo†® // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:47 PM

    get tiote off will you… feting tractor

  • 118 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:47 PM

    Feeling sick now! Obly 15 min gone what a joke of a club we always are!! Why can’t we ever find and ounce of consistency? We are awful and to think I was hoping for a draw lol

  • 119 Toonboy // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:48 PM

    McClaren out

  • 120 MAUTITOON // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:48 PM

    fans leaving already

  • 121 NoahJ // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:48 PM

    goal difference is huge.

    we’re now in the relegation zone.

  • 122 Mister Tuff // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:48 PM

    Great summer deal with Colo – love to know why.

  • 123 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:48 PM

    18 – 0 at this rate. Cracking coaching.

  • 124 toonbrother // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:48 PM

    he had a 10 yard hhead start on costa and still got beat to the ball by a slow striker!!!
    Then couldnt even tackle him or atttempt to block the pass into the box
    look up pure trash in the dictionary you will find a picture of colocinni

  • 125 toon kk // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:48 PM

    I’ve always said we were sh.t.

  • 126 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:48 PM

    You cannot play the same team away from home as at SJP. were doomed with this f ck wit in charge

  • 127 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:49 PM

    thats us in the bottom 3 again then!

  • 128 Ibizatoon // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:49 PM

    Yep, here come the cards.

    I’m hoping I’ve just woke up weird and the coffee isn’t working.

    It is 3-0 after 18 minutes, yeah?

  • 129 Rotonda heights // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:49 PM

    ANY ONE OF

    SAMPAULI
    PELLEGRINI
    VIERA
    LAUDRUP
    GARCIA

    NOT MOYES

  • 130 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:50 PM

    Win at West Bromwich really showed it was nothing but a false lining. We are absolutely horrible. We just need wins at St James because our away form is beyond pathetic.

  • 131 toonbrother // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:50 PM

    omg cant get over what i just saw

  • 132 jimiley // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:50 PM

    No need to panic. We were always going to lose this game. Thats SIXTEEN defeats in the last 19 away games. Must be a Toon record. But we can win our home games. We should keep calm and judge Steve in May. Keep the faith in Steve.

  • 133 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:50 PM

    jekyl and hyde side? more like hyde and hyde side. p!ss poor

  • 134 gorgonzola ( former Pecorino former to gorgonzola) // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:50 PM

    “if we retain home form, we’ll be fine” Another disillusioned fool.

    Club has been a joke of the season. Its laughable. G against ANY top 10 side we are pure and utter sh1te. Should have spent serious money a season on defenders for decades…

    No….

    NUFC deserve to get relegated. Truly do. The cancer has eaten the soul out of it. Panic buys year on year have finally taken its toll.

    I hope Ashley loses every cent. What a serious clueless idiot. A rich man’s game who thinks he knows how to run a club.

    A perfect scenario of what is wrong with the world, people in charge of things they should not be close to.

    Disgusting.

  • 135 Rotonda heights // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:51 PM

    toonbrother

    it’s a good job saylor is so much better and quicker than colo or we’d really be in trouble. Oh wait. . . . .

  • 136 anthc // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:51 PM

    That will be taylor sent off. Another unneccesary foul and booking, same old liability. Our back four are dross!

  • 137 colwell // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:51 PM

    Taylor and Colo worst CB pairning in our history bring back Boumsong and bramble

  • 138 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:52 PM

    judge mclaren in may. christ we are in the bottom 3

  • 139 RUNAWAY777 // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:52 PM

    We call these footballes my shit could play better then thes,taylor needs gone colo should be no where near the team sheet and the good players should jump ship now before we sink

  • 140 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:52 PM

    No wonder we have so many injuries with hospital balls like that from Taylor.

  • 141 Lanzatoon42 // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:53 PM

    Absolutely pathetic this performance, we are DOWN!!!!! Why the hell Mclaren in charge i do not know. Any other profession he WOULD BE SACKED

  • 142 toon kk // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:53 PM

    I new we’d get taken apart, we’re not up for this game and people who think we have a good side think again, we’re out classed in every position.

  • 143 Ibizatoon // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:53 PM

    Given how this is going, I’m not againt Mitrovich levelling Terry at some stage.

    A red, well earned and at least some entertainment.

  • 144 jimiley // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:54 PM

    Three or four wins and we are mid-table. No need to panic.

  • 145 terencelim // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:54 PM

    Wonder how would Ashley ass lickers feel now.

  • 146 gorgonzola ( former Pecorino former to gorgonzola) // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:54 PM

    Ibizatoon

    +1

  • 147 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:54 PM

    We should play Doumbia now at least he can get some match fitness. Nothing to lose now.

  • 148 bladeuser // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:54 PM

    U idiotic mug fans u know who u r you know F@@@ all about football we are shit the owner is shit players and that moron of a manager this is a second rate team away from home the players couldn’t give a rats arse they only play at home so the flak doesn’t come there way relegation will be deserved and it’s what most of u deserve
    Maybe we will win at Stoke then u can kiss all the staffs arses again
    ASH OUT SMAC OUT COLO OUT SHEEP F@@@ off

  • 149 Goofy // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:55 PM

    3 mistakes= 3 goals. Typical!! Chelsea have been poor all season and decide to turn it on today. Our defensive line is far to high. I reckon they wete told to push and failed.

  • 150 jasper // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:55 PM

    3-0 down – and a perfect opportunity to try out a different formation with a couple of subs at half time……but injuries aside what’s the betting the same 11 will be on at 75 mins as usual?

  • 151 Dingo†® // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:55 PM

    Jose , come set the ghost of SBR free from his purgatory.

  • 152 Rotonda heights // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:55 PM

    charnley’s first point of business will be to give saylor a new contract. you couldn’t make it up.
    shambles everywhere you look.

  • 153 SUTTY1978 // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:56 PM

    When is Obertan fit? Would prefer him to Townsend

  • 154 Rotonda heights // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:57 PM

    goofy

    trying to play offside with soemone as slow as colo and saylor is insane

  • 155 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:57 PM

    McClaren has to go

  • 156 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:57 PM

    RH
    I wouldn’t be surprised. Saylor might do a job for us in the Championship.

  • 157 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:57 PM

    tiote looks like he’s running through glue!

  • 158 Ibizatoon // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:58 PM

    Ha ha, biggest put down in football going.

    Would prefer Obertan….ouch.

  • 159 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:58 PM

    Taylor’s giving himself hospital balls noo.

  • 160 Thump // Feb 13, 2016 at 5:59 PM

    This is dire.

  • 161 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:00 PM

    Not one NUFC player has turned up.

  • 162 gorgonzola ( former Pecorino former to gorgonzola) // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:00 PM

    So anybody first three matches prediction in the Championship?

  • 163 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:00 PM

    One win and everyone here will talk about us surviving etc. One loss and we are relegated. Fickle fans.

  • 164 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:00 PM

    We are the worst passers of the ball in all the leagues for sure. Atrocious passing and zero movement. No pass and move with us ever.

  • 165 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:00 PM

    A rousing speech from McClaren at half-time will put things right.

  • 166 toon kk // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:00 PM

    Are our players professional footballers?
    Still waiting for some evidence.
    We are Sh.t ffs

  • 167 Mister Tuff // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:00 PM

    Bring back Percy

  • 168 Dingo†® // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:01 PM

    Tiote just hasnt turned up today…

  • 169 NoahJ // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:01 PM

    @134

    It’s not foolish to say we’ll be fine if we retain home form. We have been decent at home, particularly in the last few games.

    We are just utter shite away from home; some players (for example, has anyone noticed that wijnaldum is playing?) just don’t perform away from home. But, if we play like we did against west ham and west brom against other teams at home, then it’s not foolish to say we’ll be fine.

  • 170 SUTTY1978 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:01 PM

    Ibiza, his attempted pass to Wijnaldum was as bad as anything I’ve ever seen Obertan do.
    This team is a shambles, I’m sure Catchy is enjoying the style of our play though

  • 171 Average_Contents // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:01 PM

    Just got in and seen the score. Turned it right back off again.

    Abysmal.

  • 172 TroubledToon // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:01 PM

    Someone shoot Saylor.. Or shoot me.. But just shoot!!!

  • 173 jasper // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:02 PM

    Tiote always looks like he is running through glue. Probably even slower than Colo…..

  • 174 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:02 PM

    We need a performance like the 2nd half vs arsenal

  • 175 davis_toons // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:03 PM

    We should be playing “poor’s man football”.

    The team couldn’t even get foothold of the ball.

    Against a come back Chelsea at home ..we should really be defending. Forget abt the individual mistake of our defenders.

    McClaren should more or less understand his inherited team by now. What is wrong with McClaren?

    No wonder he is best being a no.2 as suggested.

  • 176 RUNAWAY777 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:03 PM

    Taylor is to fat hes sweeting like a pig

  • 177 Ibizatoon // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:04 PM

    Sutty…Just you wait, these performances will turn in to results.

    Nodoby seems to have told Catchy, or Steve, that these are our results, and they be bad.

    Tuff…Have a sit down, you’ve gone delerious.

  • 178 jasper // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:04 PM

    Aaron’s looks little boy lost

  • 179 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:05 PM

    truth is we have no game plan for playing away. por poor management

  • 180 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:05 PM

    Mitrovic performance today is abysmal..

  • 181 Mister Tuff // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:05 PM

    Ibiza -alright alright it’s bad but not bad enough to bring back King Percy.

  • 182 anthc // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:05 PM

    Youre right there gini may as well sit on the bench. He disappears away from home.

  • 183 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:06 PM

    Charnley must be hanged If saylor is given a new contract. Unless it’s for the championship of course..

  • 184 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:06 PM

    our only hope is hidink will think of resting a few players for tuesday

  • 185 catchy in norway // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:07 PM

    collback for aarons

  • 186 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:07 PM

    would not play shelvey away from home

  • 187 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:07 PM

    Rivière will turn things around in the second half.

  • 188 Ibizatoon // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:09 PM

    Aw man, he’s off? Bye John.

    Tuff…Phew. Was starting to get worried for you then.

  • 189 Goofy // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:09 PM

    Aww Mitro’s not getting his chance to smash Terry. Blow the whistle ref, they’re all on holiday mode.

  • 190 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:09 PM

    here we go lads a proper make shift defence now for them
    heads up all we need to do now is test them!

  • 191 gorgonzola ( former Pecorino former to gorgonzola) // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:10 PM

    Rivière will turn things around in the second half.

    😀 HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

    Love it…

    Second half bring on Asprilla, Rob Lee, and Ferdinand…Think we would at least level this.

    Damn…I think we are a joke of the footballing world.

  • 192 toonbrother // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:11 PM

    i can see us conceding another 2 goals

  • 193 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:11 PM

    When will mclaren have the guts to drop sissoko. He’s absolutely overated player and I hope he’s sold in the summer.

  • 194 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:12 PM

    We will get someone sent off today and then unavailable for a winnable game. Up to the manager to work out when to sub mitrovic, tiote or Taylor. Then again thats no loss

  • 195 The next Mike Williamson // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:12 PM

    we need to stop hiring really cack british managers. for some reason almost all british managers are rubbish and most play hoofball. all they’ve got going for them is experience of being in england.

  • 196 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:12 PM

    gorgonzola

    I don’t think – I KNOW – we’re a big joke.

  • 197 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:12 PM

    Might as well chuck Doumbia on for 2nd half

  • 198 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:13 PM

    and now janmatt

  • 199 AncientC // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:13 PM

    If they can at least win the 2nd half, that would be something to carry into the next game.

  • 200 gorgonzola ( former Pecorino former to gorgonzola) // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:14 PM

    Its just so disgusting…..I am so so so so sick of this club….I can’t bare it anymore….watching this fat twat ruining it is like watching somebody rip your heart out with a spoon…

  • 201 NoahJ // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:14 PM

    Some tips for mclaren:

    1. drop wijinaldum for away games. He’s just as useful on the bench as he is on the pitche

    2. drop stephen taylor indefinitely (including home games)

    3. DO NOT do 4-5-1 away from home. mitrovic is not the type of player that can orchestrate at the front by himself, when there’s basically no service.

    The same happened against everton- mclaren will stick on perez to help him, but it will be TOO LATE

  • 202 colwell // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:15 PM

    WTF was that Colo what a cnut he is

  • 203 gorgonzola ( former Pecorino former to gorgonzola) // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:16 PM

    NoahJ

    If only that waste of human skin would READ the blog we would be better off

  • 204 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:16 PM

    Game over. Give Doumbia some game time.

  • 205 lochinvar // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:16 PM

    McLaren has to be toast now
    No more

  • 206 Lindisfarne // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:17 PM

    Got to bring Colback and Saviet on for Gini and Sissoko

  • 207 gorgonzola ( former Pecorino former to gorgonzola) // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:18 PM

    “McLaren has to be toast now”

    The real tragedy is the fat twat will never sack him. If he does though it would prove that he has a few brain cells which is worrying actually cause it means it could have been done in earnest long long long time ago.

    Its a lose lose. Buckle yourself for the championship and a further slip down the spiral of rot.

  • 208 jimiley // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:18 PM

    Things have settled down and we look much better. Such a shame that our defence could not cope for the first 20 minutes. If we can nick a goal early in the second half we might get something out of this game.

  • 209 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:19 PM

    This is like watching the good old days of Dick Barton when we used to get trounced 6 – 0 at Stamford Bridge.

  • 210 Laurent Robert The Legend // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:19 PM

    Wijnaldum Off..Dumbia on YAYY!!!
    ohh wait..Mc’laren should be sacked at half time.
    ASHLEY are you listening?
    CHARNLEY are you?
    CARR??
    Anybody??

  • 211 lukes26 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:19 PM

    im only watching this now for morbid curiosity

  • 212 Munster Mag // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:19 PM

    Again, we go back to Carr and his analysis of players. What mental strength have some of these men got, to fight away from home – or is is laziness. Both? Time to sack Steve. But who will choose the next boss? Carr of course, because nobody else has any football knowledge in the executive level of the club. Why did Steve plau Aarons – away from home, against Chelsea?

  • 213 colwell // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:19 PM

    Tiote can’t run take him off he’s still absolute shite. Him and Saylor had an easy game against a w@nk WBA and McClaren thinks their world beaters.

  • 214 Lindisfarne // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:20 PM

    433

    Aarons___Mitro/Doumbia____Townsend
    ___________Shelvey
    ______Tiote_________Saviet
    Colback___Collo___Taylor___Janmaat
    ____________Elliot

    Treat the second half as a new game.

  • 215 Mister Tuff // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:20 PM

    To think they actually went head hunting Wally Blusterman. They said they would not make further mistakes – but they have.
    Getting Wally and a wrong assessment in the summer of what we really needed.
    The whole lot of these knackers have conspired with their ineptness to produce what is on display today. Really not acceptable. Last week another false dawn.

  • 216 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:20 PM

    Get gini off and play Doumbia for match fitness.

  • 217 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:20 PM

    Only positive I can say is it’s only 3-0

  • 218 Goofy // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:20 PM

    Who actually expected a win today? Cmon guys show some fight in the 2nd ffs!!

  • 219 Toonfan8 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:20 PM

    Oh my god, Taylor?? what he is doing? Collo, same as Taylor…Sissoko, lost ball everytime he had it…Sissoko, Taylor, Mitro off — Lascelles, Perez, Doumbia on..
    janmaat,lascelles,collo,aarons
    townsend,shelvey,tiote,gini
    ……perez…..doumbia

  • 220 MAUTITOON // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:21 PM

    newcastle united doing a chelsea to get rid of their manager?

  • 221 Laurent Robert The Legend // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:22 PM

    Wijnaldum had 1 touch whole first half..shocking..

  • 222 MAUTITOON // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:22 PM

    said it innumerous time,this formation never works for us,better go 442

  • 223 toon kk // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:22 PM

    Diabolical football by our league 1 quality waste of space team.
    If someone thinks that shower of sh.t will stay up, give your heed a shake.

    Pathetic.

  • 224 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:22 PM

    sorry but its the defence that has been shocking wat options do we have?
    how can you coach for individual errors?
    because i think all 3 were errors mainly shocking passes

  • 225 RUNAWAY777 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:22 PM

    Now there singing adam johnston got a better deffence then nufc no what there right

  • 226 Lindisfarne // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:22 PM

    They actually stopped booting it long after Terry went off!!!

  • 227 jimiley // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:23 PM

    Getting this player on for some other is not really helpful. They are all much of a muchness. Pretty crap all of them.

  • 228 Rotonda heights // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:23 PM

    18 day break. perfect to get a new man in

    Trouble is these goons never think outside the box and if ash did say enough is enough he’s got carr and charnley advising him to pick another unexciting dud.

  • 229 Bri // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:23 PM

    What is it with Gini, great on many occasions at home but totally ineffective away.

  • 230 MAUTITOON // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:24 PM

    what 54% possession?are u kidding me?

  • 231 MacToon // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:24 PM

    Great bit of skill by Costa and poor defending by Taylor for the first goal.
    Aarons giving the ball away for the second.
    Sissoko giving the ball away for the third.

    Best news though, no crap commentary because the fickle HWA disappeared to the gym because we were losing ha ha ha ha
    You couldn’t make it up 😉

    Unfortunately I can’t see McClaren going so I guess we’re stuck with him and these players who cannot turn up away from home. Shocking. Maybe we should pay them more!!!

  • 232 Goofy // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:24 PM

    Being a Toon fan is probably like being a film reviewer. 10 mins into the film and they know it’s going to be crap but have to keep watching, except they get paid 😀

  • 233 Laurent Robert The Legend // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:24 PM

    How have we liked Lamine Kone, Robert Huth last year
    Abeid over Tiote?

  • 234 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:25 PM

    wat is it with macca goin down the tunnel after a few minutes he did it last week too
    weak bladder or something?

  • 235 bladeuser // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:25 PM

    Away from home Gini is one if not the worst player ever to play for this joke of a club and stop whoever u r bigging up mitro I don’t care what service is or isn’t provided he is along with Taylor fat slow and basically shit
    Jamie r is right he has just said that was one of the worst 20 mind he has ever seen from an epl team
    ASH OUT SMAC OUT COLO OUT SHEEP ? OUT

  • 236 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:25 PM

    We have no attacking nuance away from home. Which is why gini is so ineffective. As well play another central midfielder.

  • 237 bettyswallocks // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:26 PM

    Sissoko totally exposed here. His ability on the ball in tight areas not good enough and his first touch a complete joke at this level.

  • 238 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:27 PM

    @bladeuser

    Agree.mitrovic is having a horrible game. And so is sissoko as usual. He’s had like what? 3 good games this season?

  • 239 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:27 PM

    I am beginning to fear we might not be safe under McClaren!

    It might be the passing game Catchy likes but it mounts to nothing and we simply don’t know how take the pressure off our defense to save our life!

  • 240 sparky55 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:28 PM

    Sack the manager now and the new one that’s no doubt been lined up will have 18 days to sort this pish out

  • 241 geordiemark // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:28 PM

    coming back to haunt us, we needed defenders and we didn’t get them, they said to themselves ohh taylors back saves us a few quid ha ha taylor is crap seen more life in a sick note, results hasn’t gone our way its all in our own hands just a shame I don’t have any confidence in the players at all …………….. get ready for relegation lads and lasses ……………. again

  • 242 JamesToon // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:29 PM

    Why are we so bad away from home

  • 243 Tsunki // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:29 PM

    You know, all things considered, I think that half went rather well.

  • 244 sparky55 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:29 PM

    Colo should never start another game for newcastle but with Maclaren in charge he’s first on the team sheet…PATHETIC.

  • 245 MacToon // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:30 PM

    Chelsea are so well organised, the difference between having an ok coach, us, and a top class manager.

  • 246 anthc // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:30 PM

    I think the club should reinburse those fans their ticket and coach money. Other clubs have done it even the scum. Saying that most if not all our away game performances have been terrible to justify a refund. Lost for words with this shower of sh*te yet again. 80 million and we are worse!

  • 247 GeordieinOhio // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:30 PM

    even the pundits are asking the question “IF Mcclaren is a great coach, what is he doing in training? because by the looks of it NOTHING!” . Sissoko IMO has been woeful for awhile, loses the ball constantly, hardly ever defends.
    out of curiosity when was the last time we DID NOT play with one up front ?

  • 248 Tsunki // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:30 PM

    Colo is too slow now unfortunately. But whoever was tracking Willian needs roller skates.

  • 249 geordiemark // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:31 PM

    sissoko is the most over rated player ive ever seen in 50 years of going to watch the toon and football world wide he offers to toon nowt bugger all zilch, id drop him he doesn’t deserve to wear the shirt

  • 250 bladeuser // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:31 PM

    NUFC ARE SHIT
    But they have one slim chance of staying up and that is to sack the moron straight after the game SMAC will take this shower down and a Leeds United we will become
    ASH OUT SMAC OUT COLO OUT SHEEP ? PLEASE JUST P@@@ OFF

  • 251 Lindisfarne // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:32 PM

    Chelsea are certainly showing how poor WBA played and how poor our team is really. Slow and immobile, lack of accuracy and no playmaking.

  • 252 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:32 PM

    Sparky…It would probably be the right thing to do, but somehow I just don’t think Charnley and Ashley can come to that conclusion on their own…sadly!

    And if they did…what will we get? Simpson? That young fella?

  • 253 Tsunki // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:32 PM

    We are reaping the rewards of throwing daft money at a bunch of misfits. All square pegs again. We haven’t got time for them to gel. But this problem started a long time ago didn’t it?

  • 254 Laurent Robert The Legend // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:32 PM

    There are some basic rules of building a team and playing the in premier league. I think if I can realize it..why can’t anybody in the club hierarchy?
    1) Sign good strong tall and pacy defenders at the back. Any timid, bottlers are gonna be 3-0 down at half time.
    2) Press the opposition to death.
    3) Have a manager that adds point 1 and 2 in the team.
    Look at big Sam even. Hes doing similar things at Scums and they are hoping now.. 🙁
    If atleast these 3 things have gone right..we would have had a chance..
    But Ashley regime is as hopeless at it has been..
    all the way down to Mclaren..
    It stinks…

  • 255 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:33 PM

    mitro having a bad game!! really wat bloody chance has he had there is quite a few more culprits than him sisko cant keep the ball or control it tiote looks like he’s 60

  • 256 lesh // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:33 PM

    Talk Sport comment – ‘they are magnificent supporters who deserve much more from this team’

    Ashley, Charnley – note well!

  • 257 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:33 PM

    Agree. I can’t see the hype of sissoko. He’s been woeful this whole season except for about 3 good games. Rest of it he has been a disgrace to the shirt.

  • 258 Tsunki // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:33 PM

    There is no plan B remember?

  • 259 Goofy // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:33 PM

    Keep Mclaren. If we got rid of him no doubt Joe Kinnear would come out of retirement, swearing “I’m okay, they given me beta blockers” or somebody of his ilk. Keep the same manager for at least three seasons, the chopping and changing hasn’t worked.

  • 260 MacToon // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:33 PM

    Wish McClaren would go down the tunnel, the Tyne Tunnel and not stop ’til he’s back in smoggieland!

    Nightmare part 2, howay the Toon…….

  • 261 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:34 PM

    Well Tsunki…never set your standards to high I suppose. You wouldn’t want to be disappointed 😉

  • 262 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:35 PM

    Penalty not given – again.

  • 263 anthc // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:35 PM

    That was a penalty all day

  • 264 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:36 PM

    fabregas nasty little fusker!!!!
    should have been a pen

  • 265 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:36 PM

    fabregas, dirty barsteward

  • 266 mindshaft // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:36 PM

    Fabregas meant that

  • 267 MacToon // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:36 PM

    Fabregas the dirty b’stard. Should have been a pen and didn’t even get a freekick!!

  • 268 lukes26 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:36 PM

    good start.. that looks bad for mitro. fear he might be out for a while.

    never good when a player goes down with little contact

  • 269 mattyNUFC // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:37 PM

    Cue uninspiring sub if mitros off

  • 270 geordiemark // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:37 PM

    the club has been cursed the minute Ashley took over the club, aye he may have paid the debts the club owes but that means nowt he has just used our club for advertising his crap sports empire that is all, I would accept us to get relegated if it means Ashley sells up and takes his monkies with him

  • 271 YouCouldn'tMakeItUp // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:37 PM

    Dear oh dear

  • 272 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:37 PM

    shelveys corners are pants

  • 273 lukes26 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:37 PM

    nm..i guess hes fine

  • 274 brklyngeordie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:38 PM

    See more and more are sharing my opinion of how terrible Sissoko is and offers nothing why he is never dropped is a mystery been saying since last season should have taken any offer for this piece of garbage

  • 275 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:39 PM

    Sissoko, what a fanny.

  • 276 Dingo†® // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:39 PM

    this is getting better in fairness

  • 277 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:40 PM

    brilliant by townsend

  • 278 YouCouldn'tMakeItUp // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:40 PM

    Its a good job macca plays such great football, otherwise we could be in real trouble…….

  • 279 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:40 PM

    Well I simply don’t think Sissoko is a RW or what we can call this formation.

    He would be more effective central in a three man midfield.

  • 280 geordiemark // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:41 PM

    like I said the other week, with sissoko I would drop him to the reserve side and keep him there until end of the season finish his dream of playing for france in the euros that will sicken the French useless git

  • 281 Dingo†® // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:42 PM

    Alan Shearer ?@alanshearer 3m3 minutes ago

    On the plus side we can’t be worse in the second half #orcanwe #cfcvnufc
    40 retweets 76 likes

  • 282 geordiemark // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:42 PM

    jesperfuglsang – capt’n awesome of the lemon crew

    you mean central as left at the central station more like it sorry I couldn’t help it 🙂

  • 283 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:44 PM

    jesper he has had plenty of chances in the middle and been shocking
    he cant control a ball he cant tackle
    would be useless there

  • 284 21st Century Schizoid Man // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:45 PM

    Is there a good reason for subb-ing Colback for Wini, or have I missed something ?

  • 285 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:46 PM

    unlucky mitro

  • 286 colwell // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:46 PM

    well done Saylor

  • 287 Dingo†® // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:46 PM

    cak

  • 288 mattyNUFC // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:47 PM

    Can’t do anything but laugh

  • 289 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:47 PM

    geordiemark… 😀

    Centre in a three man midfield! Right? 😉

  • 290 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:47 PM

    jesus christ how easy is that!!!!
    saying that it looked hand ball to me

  • 291 Dingo†® // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:47 PM

    81 mil and no defense…. heirachy oot!

  • 292 mindshaft // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:47 PM

    I didn’t think there was a worse CB than Collo until Saylor came back from injury – woeful

  • 293 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:47 PM

    Any chance of a consolation goal here?

  • 294 davis_toons // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:48 PM

    Taylor is not fully fit…

  • 295 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:48 PM

    4-0! Did I also mention we have the worst defense of all British Leagues aswell?

    WE SUCK!!! It’s going to be an extremely long 18 day break now!

  • 296 brklyngeordie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:48 PM

    Taylor got that swagger back eh? Starting to get that feeling that relegation is deserved and would be the better thing for us hopefully leads to exodus of majority of c#nts we have

  • 297 Bluggen // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:48 PM

    worst CB pairing in the prem. maybe they ca pick there game up for next year in the championship

  • 298 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:48 PM

    taylor is so shit. He only gets a break cos he is a geordie (Well, greenwich)

  • 299 Goofy // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:48 PM

    Hang your boots up taylor!! When’s Mbemba due back? Couldn’t be soon enough.

  • 300 lordy_geordie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:49 PM

    Sack the Mc. Enough is enough

  • 301 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:49 PM

    Manx…I think he adds something else their with his engine and stamina and speed. But I think it needs to be in a 4-3-3 (no ACM)

  • 302 YouCouldn'tMakeItUp // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:49 PM

    People wanted Pardews head on a stake for less than this. But now doubt we will have excuses as to why we are better off.

  • 303 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:49 PM

    If Doumbia is on the bench get him on ffs at least he gets a run out!

  • 304 lesh // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:49 PM

    Four nil down and there’s more to come.

    McClaren must be replaced now – if Ashley’s got an instant replacement.

    And at season’s end, Charnley and Carr must be out too – whether we’re in the Prem or not!

  • 305 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:49 PM

    McClaren out

  • 306 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:49 PM

    *there

  • 307 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:49 PM

    well in shelvey should have left a bit more in on him

  • 308 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:49 PM

    Taylor is rubbish. Fit or unfit.

  • 309 colwell // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:49 PM

    Well we are getting smashed by Chelsea who are top of the league. Oh wait they are 6 points ahead of us Fcuk we are w@nk

  • 310 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:49 PM

    first time ever turning off a game mclaren you are not a manager oh sorry you are a fcukin shit one

  • 311 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:50 PM

    Mbemba will be back after the break

  • 312 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:50 PM

    The joys of being a Newcastle supporter

  • 313 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:50 PM

    What can a new coach do with a shit defence and no natural goalscorer?

    What was the idea of signing Doumbia?

  • 314 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:50 PM

    Mclaren doesn’t make subs. May see a sub after the 87th min I think.

  • 315 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:51 PM

    Maybe Mclaren wont get the sack because FatMan has no confidence in those employed to find his replacement

  • 316 lochinvar // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:51 PM

    How does the song go…”we’re off to sunny Spain e Viva Espania.”….well good for you McLaren …me I’m off to a Swiss Sanatorium

  • 317 MacToon // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:51 PM

    Howay, bring the new lad on. Let’s see what he can do!!!

  • 318 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:52 PM

    Be patient. Rivi will save the day.

  • 319 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:52 PM

    Mark…I tend not to compare the two. I just judge whether it lives up to expectations and it didn’t with Pardew and it sure as h€ll doesn’t with McClaren!

  • 320 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:52 PM

    Teams with a shit defence and no goalscorer get relegated. We did nothing in January to address the problem.

  • 321 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:53 PM

    DOUMBIA DOUMBIA DOUMBIA!!!!!

    Maybe if the fans at the game chant that McClaren might actually put him on.

  • 322 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:53 PM

    Ron…Pew! Thank god for Rivi 😉

  • 323 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:53 PM

    Doumbia on scores 4 goals job sorted

  • 324 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:54 PM

    OMG A DEFENDER!??? Put in Doumbia for match fitness you twat!

  • 325 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:54 PM

    Is Doumbia another Chucky egg?

  • 326 TacoFlavoredKisses ForMyBen-arfa // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:54 PM

    i guess we know why the team is going to spain…..maca figured he would be out of touch for ashley to fire him.

    in all seriousness, whos more undroppable ?
    colo
    sisoko?

  • 327 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:54 PM

    jesper

    He’s McClaren’s secret weapon!

  • 328 benjohnsen // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:54 PM

    Look at the bright side. We are dominating the possession stats, just like McClaren wished before the season. We have done that in every game we lost this season. This is probably what McClaren is referring to after every match when he tell that we were terrific.

    Wake up McClaren. We need goals, not possession. This team is not good enough to play possession football without getting severally punished.

  • 329 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:54 PM

    mclaren you are fcuking clueless

  • 330 MacToon // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:55 PM

    Oh ffs. Another defender, great. McClaren, you are clueless.

  • 331 colwell // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:55 PM

    So our CB pairing = no pace, weak, poor in the air

    Main striker = slow, no touch, no skill poor shooting,

    Its no wonder why we have the worst goal difference in the league.

  • 332 RUNAWAY777 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:55 PM

    Is he for real after whay happened at everton so no gping to try and get a goal back

  • 333 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:55 PM

    well jesper all i ever see is him lose it when he’s in tight posistions and CM is the tightest i actually think he’s more suited to american footy

  • 334 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:56 PM

    Mclaren will say we had a brilliant game and we lost because of the first 20min.we were brilliant after that period onwards.

  • 335 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:56 PM

    ED poll none of the above

  • 336 lukes26 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:56 PM

    colback and lascelles

    these are subs to save your face, not win the game

    im done with Steve

  • 337 TacoFlavoredKisses ForMyBen-arfa // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:56 PM

    we are down 4 and that coward is just trying to keep the margin the same rather than trying to get one back in a game we are losing no matter what.

    MACA OUT!!!!!!!

  • 338 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:57 PM

    HALLELUJA!! At last!!

  • 339 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:57 PM

    Bloody hell doumbia coming on

  • 340 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:58 PM

    aarons blow your hammy you are useless

  • 341 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:58 PM

    We have the worst goal difference in the league. Great stuff.

  • 342 Dingo†® // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:58 PM

    oh….. doumbia… maybe SMc reads this blog

  • 343 TacoFlavoredKisses ForMyBen-arfa // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:59 PM

    is it too late to bring in gouf? hes sooooo due.

  • 344 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:59 PM

    I hope that first touch by Doumbia is not what is to come from him when fit.

  • 345 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:59 PM

    Omg Doumbia! Now I get it.

  • 346 YouCouldn'tMakeItUp // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:00 PM

    Jesper

    Fair enough. Neither gave us what we wanted, but at least pardew had us finishing (in the dullest possible way) lower mid table at worst. I wanted him replaced, but not with somebody worse. What really annoys me is that, even if we are relegated, there will be people on here saying that we played better football so it’s ok. F#cking WRONG!

  • 347 TacoFlavoredKisses ForMyBen-arfa // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:00 PM

    maca out
    saylor out
    colo out
    aarons out(of lb)

  • 348 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:00 PM

    Did he remember to leave his zimmer frame on the bench?

  • 349 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:01 PM

    Is Mclaren the worst ever permanent toon manager? Souness was very poor as was charlton. what you all think

  • 350 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:01 PM

    football lesson obviously mclaren has them playing hopscotch

  • 351 TacoFlavoredKisses ForMyBen-arfa // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:02 PM

    YouCouldn’tMakeItUp
    the only way the drop will be ok is if it leads to a cleaning of house from the top down.

  • 352 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:02 PM

    jesus if doumbia is 28 then shelvey has long flowing locks

  • 353 Howay50 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:03 PM

    we are so poor and deserve to go down. even the makems had more fight than us. just pathetic and McLaren should go, he has no tactical nouse at all.

  • 354 Dingo†® // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:03 PM

    doumbia has gota shyte first touch

  • 355 The Diamond dogs hoojars // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:03 PM

    Numb, depressed, flat, this fella in charge does not know how to lift his players, hes not even on the touchline, shameful.

  • 356 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:03 PM

    if sissoko starts another game we are cattle trucked

  • 357 Howay50 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:04 PM

    I mean we can’t score a goal for love or money….just total crap

  • 358 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:04 PM

    Taco

    Will Ashley sack Charnley if/when we get relegated? Obviously, I hope so but who can tell?

  • 359 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:05 PM

    we got a corner

  • 360 YouCouldn'tMakeItUp // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:05 PM

    I really hope people are not judging doumbia on 5 mins of football for a team 4-0 down and playing sh1te

  • 361 Howay50 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:06 PM

    sick of having every weekend ruined by this bunch of talentless idiots

  • 362 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:07 PM

    Macca needs to go and now

  • 363 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:07 PM

    deadwood to get rid of ,you can get shot of more than those

  • 364 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:08 PM

    We haven’t even tested their keeper. Charnley and Carr have to go now. That means their man Makro has to go too.

  • 365 YouCouldn'tMakeItUp // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:08 PM

    Taco

    I dont think it would happen,though. We would stay down there a few seasons this time

  • 366 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:08 PM

    Dixon said on commentary that toon players should be going to spain on ashamed and on a downer but said there too pathetic too care. Sadly true

  • 367 Howay50 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:09 PM

    really the club should refund every NUFC supporter who turned up at Stamford Bridge today. this display is a total embarrassment and is not acceptable. what do you have to do to get sacked these days at the toon??!!

  • 368 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:09 PM

    This is like watching paint dry. Zzzzz

  • 369 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:09 PM

    If ashley was scared of the drop now mclaren needs to go

  • 370 benjohnsen // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:09 PM

    Please stop blaming Aarons. Not his fault that the club doesn’t have cover in left back. He is a young up and coming player with tons of talent. This is nothing to do with him. if any it’s Macca.

  • 371 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:09 PM

    It’s one highly embarrassing performance after another on the road.

  • 372 Howay50 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:10 PM

    5-0. Macca if you don’t resign now wthf?

  • 373 Toonacious T // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:11 PM

    We are a total joke. This was just a training session for Chelsea. Sleep walking into the Championship. Players arguing amongst themselves and some just blanking McClaren when he was shouting on orders. An embarrasment of a performance. We are going down imho. Deservedly so as well.

  • 374 Lanzatoon42 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:11 PM

    SACK MCLAREN NOW PLEASE PLEASE

  • 375 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:11 PM

    We just love giving every player “his first ever goal” !!! Every bloody time!!

  • 376 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:11 PM

    right just fcuk right off

  • 377 Lindisfarne // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:11 PM

    Can anyone spot the attacking play from NUFC?

    We are always looking to go forward apparently, play football properly and control the ball!?!

  • 378 Howay50 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:11 PM

    MACCA OUT, ARE YOU LISTENING ASHLEY?

  • 379 catchy in norway // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:11 PM

    someone throw in the towel

  • 380 toonbrother // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:11 PM

    toonbrother // Feb 13, 2016 at 6:11 PM

    i can see us conceding another 2 goals
    —————————————————————

    Signing out
    SGITR

  • 381 lukes26 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:11 PM

    aarons..jesus. what is he doing? why was he still out there?

  • 382 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:12 PM

    shocking shocking shocking all round

  • 383 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:12 PM

    Benjohnsen
    Aarons is a poor winger too. He’s not ready and should’ve done at least a year on loan. Sammy is better and that’s saying something.

  • 384 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:12 PM

    If we lose against Stoke he should be sacked! This is Chelsea afterall.

  • 385 gorgonzola ( former Pecorino former to gorgonzola) // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:12 PM

    5-0?

    what did I say on minute 8? 6:0 there is still time….

    disgusting s gutless club.

  • 386 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:12 PM

    IT’S JUST A BLIP

  • 387 Belfast // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:12 PM

    Probably one of the worst defensive displays I’ve ever saw!

    Embarrassment.

  • 388 The Diamond dogs hoojars // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:12 PM

    Mike its your call, are you going to show blind faith in Mclaren, if you do, your precious wonga may go down the pan in more ways in one.

    Away fans as always, awesome.

  • 389 toon22 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:13 PM

    If SMC is going now is a good time,after this hammering and an 18 day break.
    If he dont go we are down.

    Utter Utter Shite.

  • 390 catchy in norway // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:13 PM

    its off, im off to watch superfast, something entertaining

  • 391 lesh // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:14 PM

    5-0

    GD minus 25

    Yes, Charnley’s got a lot to answer for.

  • 392 lukes26 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:14 PM

    if Steve isnt sacked after this game, he likely will never be

    theres a long time between now and our next game, it would be the perfect time to make a change

  • 393 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:14 PM

    Absolutely woeful performance. Again. Our away performance is a disgrace to the fans who paid money to travel and support them.

  • 394 Howay50 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:14 PM

    Wait for the same old sh!t from McLaren in the post match interviews. If you or I performed so badly in our jobs you would be sacked, so what is going on?

    Nearly 6-0

    Honestly blow the whistle ref, I am about to kill myself!

  • 395 Belfast // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:14 PM

    George Weah’s older brother looks rusty as ferk.

  • 396 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:14 PM

    olay

  • 397 Toonacious T // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:14 PM

    We have the worst goal difference by far now as well. Surely Ashley has to hit the panic button now. If he sits on his hands then we are down.

  • 398 JamesToon // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:15 PM

    18 day break now would be a good time to get a new manager to get the used to the team and get clear of the bottom 3

    But the question is, who the f are we gonna get in. But we all know mcclaren won’t be sacked.

  • 399 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:15 PM

    If Makro goes, Charnley and Carr have to go too.

  • 400 21st Century Schizoid Man // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:15 PM

    We are setting new records. Today we finally officially became the worst defence in the EPL with a GD of -23.

    But according toJeff we still have a GD of -4 🙂

  • 401 mindshaft // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:15 PM

    No chance of McClaren being sacked , Charnley has no plan and no idea who would take over

  • 402 lukes26 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:15 PM

    ugh..there’s the problem..as bad as Saylor’s been, Lascelles is much much worse

  • 403 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:15 PM

    We’ve witnessed some real shite performances but this must be in the top 5 for sure.

    Disgusted, embarrassed, speachless.

  • 404 Lindisfarne // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:16 PM

    The over the top reaction to the WBA win was embarrassing, this is disgusting.

  • 405 gorgonzola ( former Pecorino former to gorgonzola) // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:16 PM

    “sick of having every weekend ruined by this bunch of talentless idiots”

    been saying that since the beginning of the season…

    Relegation is certain. I will be laughing at Ashleys face…

    Will never forget that pathetic smug face of his at the end of last season…OOOoo if e get to CL football its like winning a trophy…

    The only trophy you will win is amateur league.

  • 406 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:16 PM

    There’s one thing to be said for getting hammered, though. It’s less stressful than watching your team cling on to a one goal lead for 45 minutes or more!

  • 407 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:16 PM

    Usual rubbish interview of mclaren saying we did well etc. And then go on praising the fans.

  • 408 mindshaft // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:16 PM

    Cant watch anymore

  • 409 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:16 PM

    GUTLESS SPINELESS CLUELESS

  • 410 Lindisfarne // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:17 PM

    TOONSEND!!!!

  • 411 The next Mike Williamson // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:17 PM

    McClaren is so bad, I actually wish we’d got Steve Bruce. I think all we can get at this stage is Pearson or Sherwood. I’d take anyone now.

  • 412 Howay50 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:17 PM

    Townsend scores! or I am seeing thing, mind playing tricks?!?

  • 413 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:17 PM

    Nice goal Townsend. Take a bow. Only player to give a sh*t today.

  • 414 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:17 PM

    superfast. terrible, terrible film. Where as we are just terrible, terrible, terible, TERRIBLE. Says it all. I might go and watch the “George and Mildred” movie that was on earlier

  • 415 lesh // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:17 PM

    Cmon Toonsend, another five please!

  • 416 Toonacious T // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:17 PM

    Well that will help the terrible goal difference…kinda!

  • 417 Belfast // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:17 PM

    Good finish Townsend

  • 418 manxpie // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:17 PM

    ben he’s a pro footballer who messed up a 5 yard easy pass
    he deserves some stick i’m afraid
    wow townsend doing wat alot of people slated him for!

  • 419 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:18 PM

    Sissoko should hold his head in shame today. If thauvin had abuse from fans sissoko should deserve one too.

  • 420 benjohnsen // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:19 PM

    Wow. That is how it can be done. Good pace towards the goal and some belief.

  • 421 mindshaft // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:19 PM

    typical – maybe I’m a jinx, soon as I switch it off we score
    Sorry lads, if I’d known I’d have turned off at 0-0

  • 422 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:19 PM

    A consolation goal. That makes the night worthwhile.

  • 423 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:20 PM

    Like many on here, Charnley and Carr will no doubt think we’re in a false position, Makro has us playing great football and we’ve just been unlucky.

  • 424 JP...from The Rock // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:20 PM

    Townsend only one that can hold his head up high after this crap.

  • 425 toon kk // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:21 PM

    On the whole we’ve made a disgrace of our selves, but we simply aren’t good enough for the premier league.

  • 426 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:21 PM

    Ed will change again. Makro must go today.

  • 427 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:21 PM

    A DISPLAY LIKE THIS IT WILL BE 7 IN A ROW FOR THE MAKEMS GARBAGE

  • 428 Take A Chancel On Me // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:21 PM

    Missed Townsends goal

    any good?

  • 429 jordijohnty // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:22 PM

    jaanmaat injured. unfortunately hes our best defender

  • 430 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:22 PM

    Yeah, only Townsend did okay.

  • 431 Ron Knee // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:22 PM

    Looking forward to Ed’s goal highlights. And who’s our Man of the Match?

  • 432 lukes26 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:22 PM

    i have this nagging feeling Doumbia isnt very good

    its never good when coaches say he wasnt fit enough to play when he first arrived

    that basically just means he was shit in training

  • 433 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:23 PM

    We have 18 days to get a new manager.

  • 434 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:24 PM

    Worst goal difference. Charnley and Carr, are you watching? No goalscorers. Shit defence.

  • 435 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:24 PM

    Sunny training camp send them to siberia

  • 436 Tsunki // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:27 PM

    You know, all things considered, I think that half went rather well

  • 437 ilovetoon8788 // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:27 PM

    We will hear the same thing from mclaren. We need a reaction etc. Sick of hearing it.

  • 438 The next Mike Williamson // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:27 PM

    mcclaren will no doubt say we played brilliant apart from a ten minute spell.

  • 439 jimiley // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:27 PM

    Mac has to demand a reaction from the team for the next game.

  • 440 AncientC // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:28 PM

    Shelvey played some great passes – the back 4 + Sissoko & Tiote were a disaster.

  • 441 jimiley // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:29 PM

    A decent second half which should make the managers job safe. No replacement in the next two weeks and we will have to judge him in May.

  • 442 MAUTITOON // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:32 PM

    Take it easy toon fans,there is no need being so infuriated now since it will lead to no where.Enjoy the last few days that’s left for us in this division and take each match just for the sake of supporting this spineless team.We are already relegated and the earlier u accept it,the easier it will be to face the pandemonium in which we are.

  • 443 John Akomfrah // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:35 PM

    quality shite mclaren look to yourself then sissoko colo then any of the rest

  • 444 JackButler // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:38 PM

    Is your club struggling? Are your players lacking confidence? Do you need a boost to help save your season?

    Then simply call give Newcastle United a call and we will guarantee you the lift you need.

    If you don’t feel like Barcelona after 90 minutes you get you money back, that’s the Mike Ashley promise.

    Mike has assembled a specially chosen, select group to bring out the best in your squad, he has scoured Europe with the help of specialists Lee Charnley and renowned talent spotter Graham Carr to ensure your players are made to feel untouchable.

    Book before midnight tonight and Mike will even throw in as much tat as you can carry from our Sports Direct fire damaged line.

    (For more information call 0800 championship here we come £2:50 p/m from a land line while mobile charges also apply)

  • 445 bladeuser // Feb 13, 2016 at 7:41 PM

    Chelsea wanted to bring the tea lady on but resisted as they felt sorry for us
    U know what I cannot b arsed to make anymore comments Nufc just F@@@ off to the championship because I couldn’t give a damm
    ASH OUT SMAC OUT COLO OUT CARR OUT PENFOLD OUT SHEEP PAY YOUR MONEY AND WEEP. OUT




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