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All Three Goals – Newcastle 2 Lillestrom 1 – Video

4:35 pm, Saturday, February 20th, 2016 by Dr. Ed Harrison · 206 Comments

Here are the three goals form this afternoon’s goal courtesy of a terrific Twitter account NUFC360 who gave a good running account of the game today – really nice goal form Roalndo Aaarons who looke din form today – we need some players in form for the run-in to the league and the 12 very very important league games left.

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Gini Wijnaldum – Dutch International scored after 3 minutes

As they say in Disney World – Here we go ….



Tags: Friendlies · Match Reports · Newcastle News · Tweet · Twitter · Video




206 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 4:36 PM

    Are there any other notable characters in history that had isolated islands of ginger tuft on a balding napper. General Custer had a full head of hair as did Mark Thatcher at the time, no I think our hapless tuft is unique in that respect on the list of losers!

  • 2 Uncertain Toon // Feb 20, 2016 at 4:39 PM

    Haha,
    Auld tufty is certainly a one off.
    If there were another 3 tufties in the premiership we’d have a 1 in 4 chance of staying up!
    And I’m starting to like odds like that!

  • 3 John Akomfrah // Feb 20, 2016 at 4:42 PM

    what a waster

  • 4 Uncertain Toon // Feb 20, 2016 at 4:42 PM

    So Custer Graduated last in his class!
    Does anyone know where Mclaren came on his coaching course?

  • 5 lukes26 // Feb 20, 2016 at 4:47 PM

    mcclarens majestic hair is what i imagine donald trump’s would look like if you were to run off with his wig

    he’s having a bad hair life

  • 6 Mag52 // Feb 20, 2016 at 4:47 PM

    Thanks Jeffrey.
    Anyone have any information on Athletic d’Adjame ?

  • 7 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 4:53 PM

    Jeffrey,
    Why don’t you posts some of your own thoughts, you might surprise us.

  • 8 Ron Knee // Feb 20, 2016 at 4:57 PM

    Is Jeffrey John Tudor? I could be wide of the mark here!

  • 9 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:01 PM

    Ron Knee,
    Who knows mate, it’s a blog regular though, my guess is that it is the same guy as the one posting the song lyrics last week. A sad cnut btw.

  • 10 21st Century Schizoid Man // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:02 PM

    I doubt it RK
    John Tudor is usually a rational poster.
    I think it was he who Jeff told to “F@ack off and Die” in his usual aggressive style.

  • 11 Ron Knee // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:05 PM

    21st

    But isn’t he winding up jib/jeff?

  • 12 Jib // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:05 PM

    Ron
    I think you may be on to something.
    John Tudor very rarely mustered more than a few words (and they were usually garbage)

  • 13 Offkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:06 PM

    Stfu jib Vollans.

  • 14 Bambams // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:07 PM

    Fellow bloggers
    Some might recall I did a lot of charity work last year for St Oswalds Hospice after I lost my best friend.
    It’s his anniversary on Sunday next when we lost him( Sunday Sun have continued to report on Heb’s story)
    I have a brand new home shirt that is currently being framed, pick it up on Monday. It has been signed by the full squad.
    Sparky55 bought one last year.
    I recall other bloggers stating if I did get another to post it on here.
    If you are interested please contact me on 07832118301.
    All proceeds to go to St Oswalds Hospice
    Terry

  • 15 Ron Knee // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:07 PM

    They were generally to the point, though, jeff.

  • 16 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:11 PM

    Jib,
    Do you regret posting as jeff from benwell. My guess is, as you’re an ‘orrible so and so you posted as jfb as a troll but then started to enjoy the blog, even though you are trying to be less ‘orrible now you can’t shake off your past!

  • 17 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:12 PM

    Bambams,
    Fair play to sparky for that

  • 18 Jib // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:12 PM

    Ron – Like these pearls of wisdom

    “John Tudor // Dec 29, 2015 at 11:37 AM
    tight git wont cow tow to the fans no-one in of note cash sales out and it wont be the deadwood”

  • 19 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:12 PM

    Shush don’t mention his name. I’m still trying to erase the image of his face from my heed.

  • 20 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:14 PM

    21st,
    John Tudor rational?

  • 21 No Defence // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:15 PM

    Jef
    You keep going m8 I find its canny funny, and a great read.

  • 22 Jib // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:15 PM

    Wasn’t offkey John Tudor’s son ?
    Looks like you’ve won the big teddy bear Ron
    😀

  • 23 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:16 PM

    No defence,
    They’re right riveting reads

  • 24 Offkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:17 PM

    Rob Vollans has also been accused of spreading super gonerhea here in the comments…… https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=2&ved=0ahUKEwixx_qD64bLAhXBqnIKHewiAzUQFggNMAE&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fskynews%2Fvideos%2F1176043835743545%2F&usg=AFQjCNE0Hr2YdIZj7tMY-fQxJ-BiIOG1iQ

  • 25 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:19 PM

    Jib,
    Wasn’t offkey, but they were one and the same, maybe he’s been banned for multipling

  • 26 Offkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:26 PM

    Jiblet, seriously, I’m more like columbo……

  • 27 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:26 PM

    Jib,
    Should you really be citing people’s pearls of wisdom after you saying Pardew got us promoted?

  • 28 beermonkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:30 PM

    offkey

    did u do that to rob villans
    dare i ask y u were looking up gonorrhea

  • 29 Bambams // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:32 PM

    Jail
    Sparky paid direct to my just giving page but didn’t pick it up until at least a month later.
    Good bloke and fantastic donation that was massively appreciated.
    We raised £15k last year

  • 30 hibbitt // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:32 PM

    Brazil United classic !!!!

  • 31 No Defence // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:33 PM

    Jef
    Never knew that about Benwell and scotchy (where I grew up) I only know one thing about condy road is where people go to sign on. Lol

  • 32 Jeffrey // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:34 PM

    http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/645920/Newcastle-Jonjo-Shelvey-captain-Premier-League-news

  • 33 Offkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:41 PM

    Beer – I have never given rob Vollans gonerhea! I didn’t write that comment on sky either………but I must admit to liking a good sti story

  • 34 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:45 PM

    If that’s true about Collo, better late than never. Should hzve been done ages ago and that Kone should have taken his place.

  • 35 beermonkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:47 PM

    offkey

    i didnt mean u givr it him just tagged him

    he will prob find he is on the end of some over the next week or so

  • 36 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:49 PM

    He must have been getting a bit of action on that dating website offkey..

  • 37 beermonkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:51 PM

    jail

    shelvey captained us today
    i dont think colo has lost it, i hope he has and hope he is to fazed out and gotten rid of in the summer

  • 38 Ron Knee // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:55 PM

    Penalty saved.

  • 39 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 5:56 PM

    beer,
    When somebody pointed out that him and STalor were the same two defenders that we had in the Championship I’d completely overlooked the fact that they are the same two that took us down, although he wasn’t the captain then. I wonder who’s decision it was to give him it.

  • 40 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:01 PM

    We should have took Palace’s hands off for 3M for him.

  • 41 beermonkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:08 PM

    jail

    i dunno why he signed on for the extra year his head and heart not been in it for 3 seasons.
    all we have heard is how he wants to return to his homeland

    out of the team would sheley be an ok capt not sure not seen enough of him but as no1 else stands out maybe not a bad shout

    if it is true mcclaren will have put colo’s nose out of joint by stripping him
    is he also lookin to drop
    if the rumour is true

  • 42 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:14 PM

    Beer,
    Might have had something to do with one last 3M in his bank account, he really does sum up Ashleys reign here. Doesn’t give a fcuk about us.

  • 43 lochinvar // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:16 PM

    There’s a Club out there for the follicly blessed

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Ry9tiz9_c

  • 44 beermonkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:17 PM

    jail

    for a club that is run on a shoestring told we cant compete and all the other lines that we have been told we have wadted fortunes on bad loans bad signings and wages

  • 45 JamesToon // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:17 PM

    Against Stoke I’d go:
    Elliot
    Janmaat-Taylor-Lascelles-Dummett
    Townsend-Shelvey-Tiote-Sissoko
    Wijnaldum
    Doumbia

  • 46 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:21 PM

    You seem pretty determined to ruin this nlog Jeffrey

  • 47 lesh // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:21 PM

    Jeffrey

    You’re a bore!

  • 48 Jib // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:21 PM

    Do we read anything into Sissoko not getting any game time ?

  • 49 lesh // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:24 PM

    And Jeffery,

    We don’t need a definition!

    It’s the likes of you that’s getting on peoples’ wick. Give it a rest and grow up.

    Thank you and goodnight.

  • 50 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:28 PM

    Jib,
    Its hard to say, if Mclaren seemed like he had a clue himself it would be easier to gauge.

  • 51 lesh // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:35 PM

    Jeffery

    Ever thought about getting a life?

  • 52 MacToon // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:37 PM

    Any poster that keeps encouraging wums and trolls should themselves be under suspicion, ay No Defence?

  • 53 Jib // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:42 PM

    It did seem to me that Shelvey was telling folk what to do and it occurred to me that the coaching staff may have latched on to something that posters have mentioned before – viz – a lack of direction and cohesion in our midfield.

  • 54 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:46 PM

    Mactoon,
    It’s got to ne the same guy, why doesn’t Ed just ban vpn’s, why would you need one to post on here. Noticable that Sack Llambias and Hail Wor Ashley seem to have disappeared!

  • 55 MacToon // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:47 PM

    I wouldn’t have any problem with Shelvey as captain as long as he upped his own game. I’m guessing he was only capt. for the day due to Colo’s absence.

    Did we really miss Sissoko?

  • 56 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:48 PM

    The lads on Total Sport reckoned giving Shelvey the captaincy might be a bit too much, he might be too vocal!

  • 57 MacToon // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:49 PM

    Well Sack Llambias appeared to morph into Jack Root but they have all gone quiet……. for now.

  • 58 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:53 PM

    Mac,
    Sack Llambias was a blatant stitch up, first Ian and carl accused me of being him, then there was loads of posts where he would use my wording and phrases and big me up. Very devious indeed!

  • 59 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:54 PM

    Wonder what’s happened to toonbotherer?

  • 60 beermonkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 6:59 PM

    chancel sorry rob vollans dissapears with the hump yest
    and welsh not been seen either

    he will appear now i mentioned him

  • 61 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:07 PM

    beer,
    I heard from a very good source that the poor invalid Chancel was the one responsible for all the trolling which is seriously weird as he appeared to enjoy using the blog.

  • 62 Ron Knee // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:10 PM

    So is Bournemouth’s defeat today a good thing or a bad thing for us?

  • 63 No Defence // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:12 PM

    I have nothing to do with Jeffery. For one I certainly wouldn’t call myself Jeffrey for a start, just because I’m new on here you get suspicious you try to to get rid so it’s just left with a few mates, I find Jeffery canny funny (but I’ve had a few beers, tomorrow might be different ) and a good read sometimes.

  • 64 beermonkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:14 PM

    jail

    when you think all the lies that chancel put out there for what reason ?? maybe he should troll a psychiatrist blog and seek help

    its dissapointing from pictures it would appear he is a toon fan, with a nolan shirt that needs washing

    but there are a lot of stand up people on here

  • 65 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:14 PM

    Ron Knee, I think too much emphasis is put on cup runs having an affect on seasons, exiting early certainly hasn’t done us any good.

  • 66 Ron Knee // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:17 PM

    Jail

    Too true.

  • 67 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:17 PM

    Jail from previous…silly me, and here I thought it was because you were uneducated!…that would at least explain something!

  • 68 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:17 PM

    I still think it all stems from Ed and a few posters killing his dream website that was to be plugged on this blog.

    Remember it disappeared not long after Ed banned the links.

  • 69 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:18 PM

    Ron…did Jeffrey do a kodi thing? 😉

  • 70 beermonkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:23 PM

    belfast

    given the fact that the co.uk one is pants there was more than enough room for another blog

    just needed time to let it grow it was certainly unfair to piggy back off ed work

  • 71 Ron Knee // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:25 PM

    jesper

    By the time I got to the end of an instructional video on Kodi the match was over!

  • 72 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:33 PM

    It was never going anywhere anyway. It was a copy and paste operation. Even Ruddys blog was the better Haha The nufc daily that wasn’t daily more like monthly 🙂

  • 73 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:33 PM

    Ron…haha 😀

    I have never figured our out if I can just use my tablet it if I need a kodi box or something. I remember when it was called XBMC you could use your XBox.

    I am just looking for the easiest solution where I don’t have to buy more junk!

  • 74 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:35 PM

    Sorry Ruddy 🙂 I was your top contributor though. At least one person enjoyed it.

  • 75 MacToon // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:37 PM

    A leg end on 2 blogs now Belfast 🙂

  • 76 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:37 PM

    Any truth in that theory Jeffery?

    You did add your own pictures to be fair.

  • 77 Uncertain Toon // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:39 PM

    This Jeffrey character could be useful, like the blog fact finder, when Jib ain’t around obviously. Maybe he’s being coached by tuftsworth at the minute and is unsure of his role!

  • 78 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:39 PM

    He promised he would let me write an article, conned me into joining basically.

  • 79 lesh // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:41 PM

    Belfast

    Jeffrey can add nothing that’s his own.

  • 80 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:45 PM

    Oops Jeffery 🙂

    Old Tweets: rob_vollans (Rob Vollans) – TweetTunnel
    tweettunnel.com › rob_vollans
    Mobile-friendly – Rob Vollans @rob_vollans Leeds, England. Avid #NUFC supporter …. @WWE @ TripleH Bullshit …

  • 81 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:46 PM

    Big Wwe fan are ya?

  • 82 reilly // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:51 PM

    this troll from leeds thought he would come on here to promote his shite digest,it failed big time so now hes going to try and spoil this one.
    crack on you will not win,and ffs people ignore.

  • 83 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:52 PM

    Belfast,
    What a w@nker Chancel is!!!
    Jæsper,
    Yes, silly you, an honest mistake and I hope you can move on from it 😉

  • 84 hibbitt // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:55 PM

    so who is rob vollans ……….chancel ..leeds and now jeffery is it all down to spite / Jealous that eds blog works and his didn’t ?????

  • 85 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:57 PM

    reily,
    Ayevhe did and me and Mactoon got shot down for pulling in about it, didn’t we lesh??

  • 86 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:57 PM

    Jail…you want me to move on?

    …seing as you are suck repeating your drivel about language you don’t understand don’t you think you should maybe move on?

    …it’s sort of the problem we have here!

  • 87 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:58 PM

    *Aye he did * him

  • 88 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 7:59 PM

    *suck = stuck

  • 89 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:10 PM

    Aye I didn’t want to believe it was him myself. I got a email confirming it was him and didnt say anything about it until he basically called me a liar before posting it.

    Even if his wild theory about being framed was true. It still doesn’t explain why his email address would be Rob Vollans on here.

  • 90 beermonkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:14 PM

    belfast

    was he welsh

  • 91 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:17 PM

    Belfast…have you informed Ed?

  • 92 BandB // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:17 PM

    Chancel, in his YMFB persona used to tell me he trolled the blog to draw attention to himself because people didn’t respond to his posts.
    It’s still there on the record.
    He’s a slippery little sod, and when you read it all back you can see how much he loved the feeling he was suckering you.
    Nasty little creep.

  • 93 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:19 PM

    No he was from Leeds, loved Wwe and the Leeds Rhinos, retweeted soccer sauce constantly and talked about betting being suspended on sky bet a lot.

  • 94 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:19 PM

    *beer monkey*

  • 95 beermonkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:25 PM

    belfast

    i ment the fool from the valleys

  • 96 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:25 PM

    If I wasn’t convinced before that WWE link then that pretty kuch nails it

  • 97 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:27 PM

    Jesper it was Ed who told me. I just didn’t say anything about it until he accused me of lying about it.

    I did fwd it on to a few others.

  • 98 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:38 PM

    BandB,
    How do we know that chancel was ymfb?

  • 99 BandB // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:52 PM

    I suspected they were the same person not long after they started posting. They always disappeared and re-emerged more or less on the same days (January 6 was the last time).
    They were always very prominent when the worst of the trolling was going on, and usually the troll is posting as a “legitimate” poster at the same time, acting as a decoy.
    Then when Mr Observant accused them both of being the same person, YMFB scoffed that he wasn’t Rob Vollans….and mentioned a place name that linked them all together.
    It was a hunch based on mistakes, coincidences and style. I’m used to spotting a dodgy CV and a dodgy story.
    I wasn’t going to follow it up because I was slagged off for “bullying the kid” whenever I raised it with him.

    I doubt it’s an end to it. He has an issue with Ed’s blog, not just individuals on it.
    The best thing we can do is forget he existed. That will pee him off the most.
    Oh……and not complaining about how quiet the blog is while it’s recovering.
    That drove me nuts.

  • 100 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:53 PM

    Belfast…just to get it straight Jeffrey is an incarnation of TFL and lately Chancel? They are all the same?

    …are there more we know of?

  • 101 lesh // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:56 PM

    Jail

    Have I missed something?

  • 102 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:59 PM

    BandB,
    I’m sure a doctor in computer science knows how to deal with it, but it takes someone pointing it out before action is taken. You can say fcukin but not foøkin??

  • 103 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 8:59 PM

    lesh,
    Evidently not!

  • 104 Jib // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:02 PM

    BandB
    Am I Jane then ?

  • 105 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:03 PM

    While we are dealing with WUMs it seems we have something we need to deal with Jail…you just cannot help it can you?

  • 106 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:07 PM

    jøspar,
    I think there are more than a few that would say the same about you and your strange style of posting. Give peace a chance!

  • 107 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:12 PM

    jæsp?r,
    Just because I seem to wind yøu up, it hardly warrants me being described as a WUM!

  • 108 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:13 PM

    Jail…what is it you are trying to accomplish?

  • 109 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:18 PM

    It doesn’t? How would you describe it then?

    You seem for some reason to be the only one on here who can get away with kind of behavior. Everyone else sort of gets called WUMs…but not you!

  • 110 The overrated Frenchman // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:20 PM

    Am I a WUM because I say some stupid things when I’m pissed. I wonder…

  • 111 cyprus // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:21 PM

    What the hxxl is happening to the blog?! Meltdown… We need a real game soon. Oh and Steve forget this lillestrom stuff. No need. Figure out how to play with each other. Then worry about the competition.
    We’ll be ok. Well, in the end 🙂

  • 112 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:22 PM

    jesper,
    Why are you asking me, get a sense of humour will you 😉

  • 113 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:26 PM

    Jail…is that humor?

  • 114 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:27 PM

    jüsp?r,
    Just because you don’t like me, doesn’t mean everyone doesn’t, I’m sure a couple of people enjoy my posts!

  • 115 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:32 PM

    Jail…no I don’t like you! But what has that dot to do with this…behavior of yours?

    …so it’s humor you say! A strange kind of humor wouldn’t you say?

  • 116 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:32 PM

    Well there was one good thing about watching the game today, I had a wonderful HD picture from robocop, shame about the content I was watching.

    I saw no improvement, in style, passing or team cohesion, it was all just a bit Sunday League. Do I fancy our chances of staying up? Defiantly not on that performance.

  • 117 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:38 PM

    Cyprus,
    He should be gone already, imo he shouldn’t have been here in the first place, if we don’t get something against Stoke and he doesn’t get fired then he’s not going to be, it is absolutely impossible to figure out what is the mindset of our leadership. We were all happy enough with Hughton and he got sacked yet Pardew, Carver and now this clown were allowed to continue, why wasn’t Carver sacked after the last day, would they have kept him if Mclaren never got sacked?

  • 118 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:39 PM

    firebug…is that kodi as well you are using?

  • 119 lesh // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:40 PM

    Jail

    I’m not with you, haven’t a clue what you’re getting at

    Elucidate, please

  • 120 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:41 PM

    jesper

    Aye I was using TVMC (Kodi) on my PC, as although I have a box too our lass was using the TV.

  • 121 21st Century Schizoid Man // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:44 PM

    What happened….Muskie …….what happened?

  • 122 welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:49 PM

    beermonkey

    Why are you bringing my name in to your petty conversations, sort it out boy.

  • 123 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:49 PM

    firebug…does kodi work from a tablet? no box or PC!

  • 124 welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:50 PM

    Any why are People still banging on about chancel.

  • 125 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:51 PM

    jesper

    I think so mate, never tried it on mine like. Just looked it up this might help…

    https://www.entertainmentbox.com/how-to-install-kodi-android-phone-tablet-tv-box/

  • 126 21st Century Schizoid Man // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:52 PM

    It’s all a bit Smiley’s People sussing out who is the mole, or moles.
    So who is Karla ?

  • 127 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:52 PM

    lesh,
    I remember when I pulled the poor invalided Chancel or TFL at the time for using this site to plug his own, you jumped in and told him it was perfectly acceptable and don’t be put off by blog bullies! If everyone used the site like roblee with his groupon adverts then we’d be full of spam.

  • 128 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:53 PM

    Welshie

    Why are you still…….well just banning on?

  • 129 beermonkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:54 PM

    firebug

    it was pointless but most friendlies are

  • 130 welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:58 PM

    Ed, you still got annoying kids on here.

  • 131 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:59 PM

    beer

    I agree about friendlies mate, but the performance was p1ss poor, they looked like they had just come together for the first time.

    Passing was very poor, movement off the ball was very poor, we didn’t create may chances, in fact they created more than us, we looked very panicked at the back, and Doumbia was isolated as is usual with our strikers.

    I expected a better performance, and wanted to see what they had been working on all week out there, but in the end it was all a bit disappointing.

  • 132 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:00 PM

    Welshie

    There will be one less when you leave!

  • 133 Jib // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:01 PM

    Beermonkey
    Do you still think ORCU is pants ?
    😀

  • 134 SPRINGY // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:03 PM

    evening all
    thought a few of the younger players did ok today…ano not great opposition, but quite encouraging to me…..but the team is seriously lacking that final ball,glad doumbia gotta full game, although not a memorable performance its been a while since he’s played so hopefully that game will do he good….still think we could do with playing to two up top especially in a friendly….just my thoughts like

  • 135 SPRINGY // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:03 PM

    he=him#

  • 136 welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:05 PM

    Now why would ed get rid of me and some of the others and keep people who are boring and moan a lot.

  • 137 SPRINGY // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:08 PM

    although the game was poor what did u’s think of lascelle?

  • 138 beermonkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:10 PM

    jib

    it redeemed itself today

    firebug

    problem is this isnt new all those problems, its been the same for 4 years now
    i was hoping that the new coaches would get this sorted, in spell its ok i think some of it is personel it seem ingrained in them

  • 139 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:12 PM

    Welshie @136

    I think Ed is intelligent enough to see through your supercilious facade.

    You are the biggest moaner on here, moaning about moaners, and disrespecting others with your comments like clowns, muppets, or sort it out boy.

    You would get more interaction from folks if you tried to be a little less condescending with your comments.

  • 140 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:13 PM

    welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 9:58 PM

    Ed, you still got annoying kids on here
    Ha ha ha ha lol ha ha pmsl ha ha smsl ha ha scaomk ha ha lol lol

  • 141 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:17 PM

    SPRINGY

    I thought Lascelles did his job, they did panic at times at the back, and there were a few scrambles in our box, I thought the young LB look a good prospect going forward, but did struggle in defence to stop crosses. However he gave his best, and made himself available for the ball out wide.

  • 142 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:19 PM

    Beer

    Getting the team to actually work is a big problem it seems, they need to find a formation that suites the players, 4-3-3 may be the best option, but will that accommodate Macca’s favourites?

  • 143 Jib // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:21 PM

    Springy
    I think Lascelles might furnish that bit of aggression and stroppiness that is missing from our Central defence.
    Taylor’s tough guy approach often gets brushed aside and when Colo shows rare aggression he usually gets carded .

  • 144 SPRINGY // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:22 PM

    firebug
    pretty much the same thoughts mate tbh,…i thought saivet looked a little more settled.

  • 145 beermonkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:25 PM

    firebug

    alot of time there is very little effort to do the basics
    and when colo goes missing you can see the lack of effort spreads to janmatt and then sissoko and others
    it happens time and time again i know it not just colo

  • 146 lesh // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:25 PM

    Jail @ 127

    Your choice of words – ‘jumped in’ – is not quite appropriate. I’d see the word commented as more relevant to Chancel and his link.

    I have a very long fuse and try to see the positives in people and their comments. Being human, I am prone to errors of judgement at times. But I am not an angry person that needs to see the worst in folk.

    Anyway and subject to correction, the words of Captain Oates – I am just going outside and may be some time.

    Another one bites the dust. You happy now Jail?

    😐

  • 147 welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:27 PM

    Of course firebug all my fault, jail have you found that evidence yet.

  • 148 Jib // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:29 PM

    I think our best back 4 could end up
    Janmaat Lascelles M’Bemba M’Babu

  • 149 lesh // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:29 PM

    * Anyway and subject to correction, the words of Captain Oates come to mind – ‘I am just going outside and may be some time’

  • 150 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:30 PM

    That’s a good question lesh…are you Jail?

    We never really got to the bottom of what it is you are trying to accomplish? I know you cannot answer for those who allow you to continue this charade…other people have to answer that! All in good time I suppose 😉

  • 151 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:30 PM

    SPRINGY

    Saivet was playing more like a CB in between Lascelles and Taylor when our midfield were being pressed.

    He did a lot of running and chasing down players, and looked sharp I thought. But as usual, when we attacked and got into their final third we either lost the ball or played it backwards simply because all our attackers were static.

    We made it so easy for them to defend.

  • 152 SPRINGY // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:30 PM

    jib
    lascelles does look a solid unit and when he’s played he’s done ok…penalties and sending of aside like!lol…colo is never agressive enough,long enough…not just with the opposition but his own players….partly why he gets a lot of grief…imo.

  • 153 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:35 PM

    firebug…I’ll have a look at that link mate 🙂 thank you!

  • 154 SPRINGY // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:36 PM

    firebug
    not a fan of perez on the left hand side like,he can pick the ball up and run and has the intelligence to pick a pass but he’s not rapid and always turns into trouble loses the ball quite a lot….not his fault,more like desperation to try and make something happen and justify his selection even if its out of position.

  • 155 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:36 PM

    jesper

    No problem mate, If you do get it installed you will have to have a look at installing Robocop for the footy, Some on here may have already done it.

  • 156 SPRINGY // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:38 PM

    jesper
    u can get kodi on a decent phone so you should be able to get it on most devices,you tube do a lot of great installation videos if needed.

  • 157 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:40 PM

    Yes Jesper watch out though he’s still snaking about. 🙂

  • 158 SPRINGY // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:40 PM

    firebug
    robocop been spot on since i put it on like another decent site for 3pm kick offs is njm soccer…if its still working.

  • 159 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:43 PM

    firebug…I’ll try and get around to it. I need an was way to watch football 🙂

  • 160 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:44 PM

    SPRINGY

    100% agree with that on Perez, he is not a winger. He lost the ball far to easily today, but then his only other option was to pass sideways or backwards.

    He kept trying to play through three defenders, but he’s not that good yet. I think if he hadn’t rushed that late curler for the top corner it would have been three, but all our attackers seem to be rushing shots and failing to score, we just need a little more composure in front of goal.

    Wijnaldum though still not looking his best, did well for his goal, but for me he did a lot of needless running with the ball when a pass might have been a better option.

    This team still has a very long way to go if they are going to stay up, and time is getting short.

  • 161 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:46 PM

    SPRINGY…I’ll try and get around to it 🙂 I am looking for an easy way to watch football without the use of a laptop or buying more junk!

  • 162 welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:48 PM

    Not that i care.

    Disrespecting others by calling them muppets or clowns but it’s not if you say sheep shagger or fools from the valleys.

    You truly couldn’t make it up.

    Like I said, not that I care just thought it bring that up.

  • 163 Jail for Ashley // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:49 PM

    Jèspet,
    I didn’t even realise there was something dodgy with TFL or Chancel except he was plugging his own site, am I happy that his trolling has been banned, of course I am, I don’t want to see anyone banned unless they’re deliberately trolling, ffs people want Blackley banned for being a boring cnut, what’s that all about, low fell mag and pawl932020 got me banned once because they didn’t like my views on Ashley, it’s fcukin out of order getting someone banned unless they’re deliberately setting out to ruin the blog. I hope you’re not on to Ed about me jøøspæ?

  • 164 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:49 PM

    Belfast…who are we talking about now?

  • 165 SPRINGY // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:52 PM

    firebug
    theres a nervousness and a panic about the side coz imo they know they’re not creating a lot so there’s pressure on the individual chances they get, if we created more they myt be more relaxed and take a few more chances..easier said then done ano….and why cant they take a few more shot in and around the box…seems to be imprinted on them they have to score the perfect goal by walkin it in…..be brave,have dig now and again!.

  • 166 SPRINGY // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:55 PM

    jesper
    whey u can only try!lol

  • 167 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:55 PM

    welshie

    I’ll write this slowly because I know you can’t read very fast, 😀

    People who do call you those name have long memories mate, and it come in retaliation for the abuse you dished out, for example Mr Tuff only started calling you “Fool from the Valleys” after you Jeff from Benwell and diverse others starting dishing out abuse to others, with names like “Average Incontinence” etc.

    You need to think back to when you were jumping on the band wagon pal. If you can’t take the heat , then stay out of the kitchen.

    Not that I care just thought it bring that up!

  • 168 bettyswallocks // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:57 PM

    Jesper…… I hope you have accepted my apology regarding last night. Forgive my naivety but I don’t understand what Jail has done to offend you. Please could you explain?

  • 169 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 10:58 PM

    Jail…do you feel like I am running to Ed when I have to deal with you and your deficiencies? I just want to know what you are trying to accomplish here and why you think certain rules should apply to others but not you?

    I am going to deal with you (I know you seem to have people on your side)

  • 170 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:04 PM

    SPRINGY

    You are on the same wave length as me mate, why don’t they take more pot shots at goal, put their keeper under some pressure, and hope for a mistake or two to latch on to.

    Macca has them thinking the can play football with a pass and move philosophy, unfortunately the passes are going astray, and the only movement is when the half time whistle announces a tea break, and they all rush off down the tunnel.

    It’s nice when the little flicks come off, but I would much rather they kept it simple, played with at least two upfront, and got a result.

    They need to go back to basics, attacking and defending as a unit, and keeping pressure on the ball, if they can ever find it.

  • 171 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:05 PM

    Betty…you weren’t here when I got back so I decided to wait til I saw you. Thanks for the apology I assume it’s sincere (I cannot always tell).

    The issue with Jail is a long story that goes way back. I think everyone who reads the blog or come on here regularly can see he’s mocking me, my nationality and my language. And he is doing it in a way that makes him no better than the WUMs he us trying so hard to get rid of.

    That’s the problem I am having with him at this moment. And I don’t see this as having got anything to do with humor (and saying it’s all a joke is not really flying either)

  • 172 welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:07 PM

    Of course firebug I started all this didn’t i but then again you would say that.

    Whatever Mate.

  • 173 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:08 PM

    Firebug I see Vincent Tan instructed the Cardiff players to have more shots.

    They won 4-1 today lol

    Vincent Tan tactical genius.

  • 174 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:10 PM

    Think he was wanting them to shoot from 40 yards though lol still worked

  • 175 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:13 PM

    Welshie

    I only tell it like I see it mate, if you wish to plead your innocence go right ahead, if it makes you happy to be the injured part then so be it, but you cannot rewrite history, and you cannot expect people to forget.

    You started calling people names, and you haven’t stopped. So imo yes your are to blame, and you are reaping what you sowed.

    Just saying like.

  • 176 bettyswallocks // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:15 PM

    Jesper……. I’m sure he doesn’t mean to mock you in a spiteful way. English humour is quite unique in that we poke fun at one another in an endearing way.
    When I have travelled abroad , many people don’t appreciate our humour, particularly the Americans who don’t get irony at all.
    Take it as banter which covers most of our strange behaviour on here.
    I still can’t see where he has mocked your country maybe you could give an example.

  • 177 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:16 PM

    The law of averages says the more you shoot, the more you’ll score. If you shoot 30 times you’ll get three goals, 40 times will be four goals, 50 times and you’ll get five goals.

    “Don’t respond by saying I know nothing about football. I’ve learned an awful lot, I see players regularly scoring in the Premier League from distance and we have to do that.” 🙂

  • 178 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:16 PM

    Belfast

    Do you think we could replace Mr Motivator with Vincent Tan, maybe he has something.

    Mind we could have that as an advantage, (shooting from 40 yards) the opposition would never expect it, the only problem would be getting the ref and the linesman to allow it if it goes in!

  • 179 welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:17 PM

    Plead my innocence, I’m not guilty of anything i don’t care what people say, at the end of the day it’s just words.

  • 180 Tsunki // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:20 PM

    Once we get Belfast banned things will fall into place nicely. Just visit the banbelfast page and donate. You know it makes sense.

  • 181 welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:20 PM

    but you are still wrong though, every word of that comment.

    End of discussion, getting bored with it.

  • 182 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:24 PM

    Welshie @179

    Fair comment, but then you can hurt with words, and can do a lot of damage with words. I get that you don’t care what people say, that’s why were having this chat, because you don’t care, it just word to you, but those words can be very hurtful to others.

    You complain about people calling you names, but you have done nothing but since joining the blog mate. So you have to take some responsibility for that.

    But then you don’t care what people say, so am I wasting my time chatting with you?

  • 183 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:25 PM

    He’s probably thinking of putting himself in charge firebug 🙂

  • 184 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:28 PM

    I’m ban proof skunki. I’ve infiltrated the place from top to bottom. I’m basically driving this bus.

  • 185 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:29 PM

    Belfast

    Vincent Tan, Cardiff’s secret weapon, his CV will look a lot better, Owner, MD, Board Member, Manager, Coach, and tactician.

    Get him signed on as Tactical Advisor to SM.

  • 186 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:29 PM

    betty…I assure you there’s nothing endearing about it 😉

    Maybe it all gets lost in everything that is going on on here these days…maybe people just look the other way (and mind there own business…maybe it’s all about axis and allies?)

    I don’t need to bring other in to it really and if you don’t know by know what I am referring to I am not sure you’ll change your perspective on it even if I explained it.

    Try just to have a look and the threads tonight it should give you a taste of what I am talking about. There are plenty of examples on here (it’s all written as we have talked about before). You can always stay tuned I am sure I am in for a treat soon 😉

  • 187 welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:30 PM

    Ffs firebug there’s a difference between calling someone a muppet and insulting someone’s nationality.

  • 188 Tsunki // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:30 PM

    There’s a cliff ahead though belfast.

    Welshie – quit whining and get on with it.

  • 189 welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:33 PM

    Tsunki

    Sorry Boss.

  • 190 welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:34 PM

    Anyway I’m off to bed, can’t be arsed now.

  • 191 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:35 PM

    Welshie

    No there isn’t, both are abusive and can be hurtful to people, like I said, you gave it out plenty, so don’t start whinging when you get it back.

    You don’t like the welsh jokes, but did you ever stop to think whether other people would like to have their names changed in a derogatory fashion, or being call various other names by you in a derogatory fashion.

    However when they start to give it back to you, off you go in a strop bleating to anyone who will listen ho badly you are being treated.

    Can I stop now please?

  • 192 welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:35 PM

    Good night everyone, perhaps it will be a quieter day tomorrow.

  • 193 welshgeordie9 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:37 PM

    Turn the tables again, like always.

    Goodnight firebug.

  • 194 SPRINGY // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:37 PM

    firebug
    i would’nt overly criticise some players having digs,granted not all have the talent to do it so if tiote and taylor kept blazing high,wide and not so handsome then obviously there would be criticism but when im watching and i know they dont do it thru fear as it will be seen as a wasted chance but can only think of cabaye who shot regularly in open play and basically said damn the conse,quences , and there were goals scored and created because of it…..not saying shoot every time, but me and u sitting watchin see chances for a shot but its overlooked…mix it up a bit….never know myt take them by surprise!

  • 195 bettyswallocks // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:39 PM

    Jesper…… Do you mean the strange lettering. I don’t understand the significance of that, but surely that can’t be deemed as offensive.

  • 196 SPRINGY // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:41 PM

    wasnt convince with our keeper the day looked very suspect tbh….very nervous imo.

  • 197 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:41 PM

    Goodnight Welshie

  • 198 Belfast // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:44 PM

    I forgot to mention the bus was made in bombardier Skunki. It can fly if near cliff edges.

  • 199 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:45 PM

    betty…I am not asking whether others see the relevance or not!

  • 200 firebug666 // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:46 PM

    SPRINGY

    Yeah Darlow is not ready or the prem yet, but I agree, more shots in and around the area will not only enhance goal chances, but the opposition will also find it harder to read the game we are playing, if they come out to block a potential shot do they leave a gap for a pass to a striker etc.

    Mixing it up would defiantly benefit the team, the thing is what does Macca do?

  • 201 beermonkey // Feb 20, 2016 at 11:51 PM

    firebug

    darlow should have stayed out onloan
    and maybe we should have taken harps as 3rd choice and coaching

  • 202 firebug666 // Feb 21, 2016 at 12:05 AM

    beer

    I would have loved Harps or even Given to have come back, as backup or a coaching role.

    I think Darlow needs to be out on loan too mate, he is still a couple of years away from Premiership quality imo and should be improving in the championship.

    Springy is right he looked a little nervous today, his kicking wasn’t bad mind, just we couldn’t get the first or second ball very often.

  • 203 Information Is King // Feb 21, 2016 at 12:07 AM

    Quite a boring game today but our two goals were taken well

  • 204 beermonkey // Feb 21, 2016 at 12:14 AM

    firebug

    i know harps has done his badges or doing them
    he should be back at the club
    and i might get some stick but i also think old sholla should be back at the club
    read alot about how smart sholla is over the years if thats right (never met him) he could be the ideal person a lot of the top european clubs are open to showing coaching and other stuff i know man utd do it and barca send him out learning from the best in europe

  • 205 beermonkey // Feb 21, 2016 at 12:19 AM

    firebug

    the club doesnt do history can you imagine any other club in the prem that has the premierships all time leading goal scorer and local hero having nothing to do with the club infact things have been done to remove him from the club

  • 206 firebug666 // Feb 21, 2016 at 12:24 AM

    beer

    The club would never do it, I don’t know why you would get some stick, Shola could end up being a very good coach, and may already be better than what we have here.

    But Tino Aspilla offered to come and coach the strikers, and the club ignored him.

    They (the club) will always do things their way, unfortunately for us their way is always the wrong way.




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