Jubilant Geordies Set Twitter Alight On £30M Everton Sissoko Deal


It didn’t take Newcastle fans on Twitter long to express their joy at the news that Everton have agreed to pay Newcastle £30M for Moussa Sissoko – a player who is not exactly adored on Tyneside.

Maybe because Moussa played more good games for France in the Euro 2016 Championships than he did in the whole of last season for Newcastle, when we were relegated.

Maybe that’s it?

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Moussa Sissoko – did he want to leave Newcastle?
Looks like it

This is a great deal for Newcastle – we only want players who want to be at Newcastle at this time and be part of the Rafa revolution – and they have to have big hearts too.

Certainly all our new signings seem like great lads who were anxious to join the club – so given that – it’s probably appropriate that Sissoko leaves.

Here’s The Duffmeister – I think he’s pleased.



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72 comments so far

  • swemag

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:43 PM

    Comment #1

    Sissoko – bring in the cash!!!

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  • G

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:45 PM

    Comment #2

    Glad hes gone, his ill advised quotes to the press made it impossible for him to play for us. Never before have I hoped this, but I do hope the pillock picks up a career ending injury.

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  • ShirebrookToon

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:45 PM

    Comment #3

    Robbing the scousers of 55 mil this summer pmsl. Not many teams can say that haha

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  • Tsunki

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:47 PM

    Comment #4

    Clear your throats and get into practice for our cup tie with Everton…

    No, No, No
    It cannot
    be So-oh-ohhh…
    Thirty mill for
    Sisso-kohhhh!!!

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  • GeordieTwo

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:47 PM

    Comment #5

    Sissoko for 30M???? Get in!!!!! Or is this some kind of cruel hoax?

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  • Jail for Ashley

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:48 PM

    Comment #6

    He will most definitely make a “my aim is to get us in the Championship league” statement. Fcuker will probably play out of his skin trying to get a move away now. Hope he enjoys playing in that cow shed.

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  • geordie157

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:48 PM

    Comment #7

    If sissoko and tiote both leave tonight….I kinda want us to sign one more, greedy I know!

    Good window though, with just poor Sammy Ameobi left in limbo.

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  • GeordieTwo

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:49 PM

    Comment #8

    And Concord Rangers were just about to submit their bid!

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  • Hail Wor Ashley

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:49 PM

    Comment #9

    My pet want Brady scored a free-kick for Ireland tonight. Shame we’ve never been interested.

    Was always expecting £25m+ for Sissoko. Doubt we’ll spend it now. Save for January if deemed needed, if not save for next summer.

    Only worry is, if Atsu comes in, we’ve pretty much only got Ritchie, Gouffran and Atsu as wingers because Aarons simply isn’t reliable. Of course there’s also Lazaar and Yedlin that could convert to the wing and only Rafa knows his plans for them. I imagine one of them will do.

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  • manxpie

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:49 PM

    Comment #10

    Nah must be just the best posters as lesh’s is still the same and so is bobby bees 🙂

    Nah swemag man u will get a lot of that back through shirt sales and image rights and then sell him for a huge fee
    sisko on the other hand………..

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  • Average_Contents

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:49 PM

    Comment #11

    Shirebrook

    The mind boggles. And i thought klippety and koeman were clued up haha.

    Just disappointed because we haven’t got any chance of spending any of that snakes fee.

    Hope I’m wrong.

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  • firebug666

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:49 PM

    Comment #12

    I don’t wish the lad any ill feeling, it’s not his fault he has no brain to guide his mouth, and No I don’t even feel sorry for the Everton fans.

    All good for us now.

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  • ShirebrookToon

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:49 PM

    Comment #13

    G2

    Don’t forget to poop on his wellies before he goes lol

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  • Tsunki

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:50 PM

    Comment #14

    Hang on I thought it was the scousers who had a reputation for taking people’s eyeballs out?

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  • Toon Tang

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:50 PM

    Comment #15

    Will you all please join me in a collective *THANK* *FCUK* *FOR* *THAT*

    Aaaaaand breaaattthhhhheeeee..

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  • Hail Wor Ashley

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:51 PM

    Comment #16

    Don’t Everton have one of the smallest pitches in the league? Not ideal for Sissoko if so.

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  • GeordieTwo

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:51 PM

    Comment #17

    Everton??? Hee hee hee….. This is amazing if true but it isn’t confirmed yet…..

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  • ShirebrookToon

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:52 PM

    Comment #18

    Average

    not too bothered if we spend it now mate. Come in nicely next summer when hopefully we’re back in the Premier League

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  • BandB

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:52 PM

    Comment #19

    C’mon lads.
    Leave that crate alone.
    The most unsurprising deal of the night is done.
    Now furkiss …..
    Two hour plus to go.
    There might be a couple more up the tube…

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  • GeordieTwo

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:52 PM

    Comment #20

    Don’t worry Shirebrook mate. I have his favourite pair ready. Just need to stuff the last of this curry down……

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  • Tsunki

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:53 PM

    Comment #21

    Looking at my unopened bottle of Ardbeg Supernova now…..

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  • ShirebrookToon

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:54 PM

    Comment #22

    Wonder what the Everton fans are saying lol

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  • Tsunki

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:55 PM

    Comment #23

    Aye the night is young got Tiote to sell yet and a good £30m plus who knows what in the Co-Op Super Saver Account just burning a hole, and a couple of hours left……

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  • bettyswallocks

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:55 PM

    Comment #24

    Tsunki….. Can you see now what Hail was getting at? The more we extorted from the sale of Sussu co. the more goes into our transfer kitty for the next window. I know you meant well by saying just get rid for whatever but you weren’t seeing the bigger picture.

    I’m the glad the penny seems to have dropped now.

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  • ShirebrookToon

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:56 PM

    Comment #25

    G2

    Don’t forget the thong of shame and the honey badger

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  • chicousa

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:56 PM

    Comment #26

    £30m for Sulkyoko?!!! Incredible piece of business. Anyone think we should reconsider our feelings about Charnley??
    Sissoko out!
    Rafa in!!!
    Charnley in???

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  • GeordieTwo

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:57 PM

    Comment #27

    Does anybody else want to add anything to these wellies before I package them up?

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  • ShirebrookToon

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:57 PM

    Comment #28

    W Ham signed Arbeloa on a one year deal

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  • Tsunki

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:57 PM

    Comment #29

    Strange but I’m willing to bet that in the mackem universe our situation is seen as a plight, having sold “all our best players” and buying in a bunch of lower league prospects we look to all intents and purposes as a designed to fit Champers side. The fools. What do they know eh? Pffft.

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  • BandB

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:58 PM

    Comment #30

    Tsunki

    This is the driest Last Night of the Proms I’ve had in 10 years.
    It’s like a Bank Holiday, normally.
    Tying up loose ends now.
    Rafa hoping for just one more…..

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  • GeordieTwo

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:59 PM

    Comment #31

    No chicousa mate! Don’t say that. Mike will sign him up for another 8 years!!! That’s just horrible….!!!! I’m doing me nut in now~~~~~~~ I’m all wobbly.

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  • hibbit

    Aug 31, 2016 at 8:59 PM

    Comment #32

    Knockaert would just round the night of nicely

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  • Average_Contents

    Aug 31, 2016 at 9:00 PM

    Comment #33

    Chicousa

    No ferking way.

    Chicousa – out.

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  • dok - the horrid colonial

    Aug 31, 2016 at 9:00 PM

    Comment #34

    with the deadweight gone, truly onwards and upwards now….

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  • Belfast

    Aug 31, 2016 at 9:01 PM

    Comment #35

    Nope Charnley still a twerp.

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  • BandB

    Aug 31, 2016 at 9:01 PM

    Comment #36

    Dok!

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  • firebug666

    Aug 31, 2016 at 9:01 PM

    Comment #37

    chicousa

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeek No, how could you when things were just going so nicely?

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  • GeordieTwo

    Aug 31, 2016 at 9:02 PM

    Comment #38

    I don’t see Moussa holding the shirt up!!! I’m getting verrrry suspicious!!!!!

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  • Tsunki

    Aug 31, 2016 at 9:03 PM

    Comment #39

    Betty I knew fine well what you sorry Hail was saying but as I explained..(sighs under breath)… never mind.

    Even so, taking the point about us benefiting – they need to spend a few quid tonight for that to happen don’t they? Think they will do it? Or will it get Carrolled?

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  • ShirebrookToon

    Aug 31, 2016 at 9:03 PM

    Comment #40

    Shhhhhhhb G2

    Don’t jinx it!!

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