Poll – Would Tammy Abraham Be A Good Signing For Newcastle?
Written by Dr. Ed Harrison
5:24pm Friday, June 2nd, 2017
Commented 54 times
We are trying to gauge if Newcastle fans think the loan signing for the season of 19 year-old striker Tammy Abraham from Chelsea would be a good signing for Newcastle – if the deal goes through.
I like the idea of bringing Tammy in. Is Tammy short for anything? Tambellina? It’s a strange name but I can get used to it if he fills the net for us.
It wouldn’t be the end of Armstrong SharpEnough. But he would be cast into an alternate reality where Donald Trump doesn’t exist. It’s complicated physics…..
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As far as I can tell so far Tammy has only been checked for toenail fungus and bad breath. This is not a complete medical. Let’s not celebrate before wor chickens are hatched and cross the road lads! Harrumph…..
If tammy was that keen to join us he wouldn’t bother waiting for Brighton to call him, that to me seems he’s not that bothered, while our own player a certain Adam Armstrong is desperate to play for us, only one winner there.
We need an oasis of calm in here. Let’s bring in some serious, serious commenters to bring us back to wor senses. Tsunki? Our Toon? Ibiza? What are your comments. Firebug, you were fairly serious there. Well done…..
I simply don’t agree with helping other clubs develop their players – and paying for the privilege to boot. That said, I can see why Rafa’s doing this. A year of Tammy gives Arma another year to prove himself on loan. If it works out, Abraham leaves to be replaced by Arma – although I still see it as another season Arma could be learning under a master coach wasted. Wherever he goes it needs to suit his style. No long ball merchants hoofing it towards his six foot five marker and expecting results. You can’t compare a season at different clubs either? A lot of Abrahams goals were tap ins from what I’ve seen, whereas Arma makes his own goals from differing positions. He was simply at the wrong club last season imo. This season he needs to step it up and scream at Rafa ‘I’m ready!’ in a way that can’t be ignored – goals.
I think we need a loan player like Doodles Bobbybee mate. Don’t forget Ashley is cheap. We need to scrape and save wherever we can until we’ve had a season in the Big Show.
I wouldn’t want us to go anywhere near Austin or Long. Ones injury prone and the other has a worst goalscoring record than most players in the PL, as much as im not keen on abraham id take the kid over them 2 options you’ve provided.
Hopefully we can get this sporting lad in at the back, not seen much of him but seems to be a highly rated CB.
He’s comparing him to Armstrong. So yes, it’s very relevant considering that there goal tallies from the same league are vastly different. Tammy is clearly further ahead in development than Armstrong.
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54 comments so far
ShirebrookToon
Jun 2, 2017 at 5:24 PM
Comment #1Ed
Slow down mate. Save some threads for the weekend:D
SharpEnough23
Jun 2, 2017 at 5:34 PM
Comment #2If were signing Abraham on loan surely that’s the end of Armstrong?
WWSBRD
Jun 2, 2017 at 5:35 PM
Comment #3Sharp
Why?
jazzyp
Jun 2, 2017 at 5:38 PM
Comment #4Shirebrook
I have brickies working for me bud and it’s predominantly site work.
I can ask around for ya mate no probs
GeordieTwo
Jun 2, 2017 at 5:46 PM
Comment #5I like the idea of bringing Tammy in. Is Tammy short for anything? Tambellina? It’s a strange name but I can get used to it if he fills the net for us.
kc2012
Jun 2, 2017 at 5:52 PM
Comment #6Kevin Oghenetega Tamaraebi Bakumo-Abraham – is apparently his real name. Lets stick to Tammy lol
GeordieTwo
Jun 2, 2017 at 5:54 PM
Comment #7The only other Tammy I remember was the girl who starred in the Tammy movies such as Tammy and the Doctor. Also starring Doodles Weaver by the way.
GeordieTwo
Jun 2, 2017 at 5:56 PM
Comment #8I like that full name kc2012! I’m going to use the full name whenever he scores. Goal! Kevin Oghenetega Tamaraebi Bakumo-Abraham!
GeordieTwo
Jun 2, 2017 at 5:57 PM
Comment #9Or we could just call him Doodles…
GeordieTwo
Jun 2, 2017 at 5:59 PM
Comment #10It wouldn’t be the end of Armstrong SharpEnough. But he would be cast into an alternate reality where Donald Trump doesn’t exist. It’s complicated physics…..
GeordieTwo
Jun 2, 2017 at 6:00 PM
Comment #11Two front men then? Gayle and Tammy? It sounds like the names of two female disco dancers…..
ShirebrookToon
Jun 2, 2017 at 6:10 PM
Comment #12Jazzy
Ok mate cheers. Closest I get to brickwork is when I’m roofing. Pointing up ridges and tying my lead work etc.
pablos left foot
Jun 2, 2017 at 6:12 PM
Comment #13Seen the video of last season’s goals and he looks a sharp sniffer. Wonder if he’ll find it that easy in the Premiership tho’.
beermonkey
Jun 2, 2017 at 7:13 PM
Comment #14so has tammy had or due a medical
jazzyp
Jun 2, 2017 at 7:17 PM
Comment #15Beermonkey
GTwo’s Honey badger’s are putting Abraham through his paces as we speak
beermonkey
Jun 2, 2017 at 7:35 PM
Comment #16what good is a bloody honey badger to a striker
honey badgers have ferocious defensive abilities. get them working with the defence
G2 sort it out get them miidget strikers on the case will you
firebug666
Jun 2, 2017 at 7:44 PM
Comment #17Tammy Abraham to hear from Brighton before deciding next move
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/06/02/tammy-abraham-hear-brighton-deciding-next-move/
GeordieTwo
Jun 2, 2017 at 8:13 PM
Comment #18Ahhhoooogah! Aaaooogah! Attention please! This is a Blog Humourosity Warning. The overall Humourosity index is approaching 9. Mention of honey badgers, midget strikers, and pointing up ridges is not allowed within 20 comments. I can only warn of dire consequences. Get serious people!
GeordieTwo
Jun 2, 2017 at 8:15 PM
Comment #19As far as I can tell so far Tammy has only been checked for toenail fungus and bad breath. This is not a complete medical. Let’s not celebrate before wor chickens are hatched and cross the road lads! Harrumph…..
welshgeordie9
Jun 2, 2017 at 8:19 PM
Comment #20If tammy was that keen to join us he wouldn’t bother waiting for Brighton to call him, that to me seems he’s not that bothered, while our own player a certain Adam Armstrong is desperate to play for us, only one winner there.
GeordieTwo
Jun 2, 2017 at 8:20 PM
Comment #21We need an oasis of calm in here. Let’s bring in some serious, serious commenters to bring us back to wor senses. Tsunki? Our Toon? Ibiza? What are your comments. Firebug, you were fairly serious there. Well done…..
welshgeordie9
Jun 2, 2017 at 8:20 PM
Comment #22I’d Rather us getting an experienced prem player to be honest, Shane Long or Charlie Austin.
GeordieTwo
Jun 2, 2017 at 8:21 PM
Comment #23Yes, Tammy will win welshie. At this point he’s the better striker. I like Adam but he’s not ready for the Big Show yet.
welshgeordie9
Jun 2, 2017 at 8:21 PM
Comment #24Oasis what an awesome band they were.
Bobbybee
Jun 2, 2017 at 8:23 PM
Comment #25I simply don’t agree with helping other clubs develop their players – and paying for the privilege to boot.
That said, I can see why Rafa’s doing this. A year of Tammy gives Arma another year to prove himself on loan. If it works out, Abraham leaves to be replaced by Arma – although I still see it as another season Arma could be learning under a master coach wasted.
Wherever he goes it needs to suit his style. No long ball merchants hoofing it towards his six foot five marker and expecting results.
You can’t compare a season at different clubs either? A lot of Abrahams goals were tap ins from what I’ve seen, whereas Arma makes his own goals from differing positions. He was simply at the wrong club last season imo.
This season he needs to step it up and scream at Rafa ‘I’m ready!’ in a way that can’t be ignored – goals.
welshgeordie9
Jun 2, 2017 at 8:23 PM
Comment #26Tammy is probably no better than Sammy.
GeordieTwo
Jun 2, 2017 at 8:27 PM
Comment #27Tammy is far better than Sammy welshie. That’s why we’ve given him the nickname Doodles. Sammy never had a cool nickname like that…..
GeordieTwo
Jun 2, 2017 at 8:28 PM
Comment #28I think we need a loan player like Doodles Bobbybee mate. Don’t forget Ashley is cheap. We need to scrape and save wherever we can until we’ve had a season in the Big Show.
Our Toon
Jun 2, 2017 at 8:48 PM
Comment #29Welshie
I wouldn’t want us to go anywhere near Austin or Long. Ones injury prone and the other has a worst goalscoring record than most players in the PL, as much as im not keen on abraham id take the kid over them 2 options you’ve provided.
Hopefully we can get this sporting lad in at the back, not seen much of him but seems to be a highly rated CB.
beermonkey
Jun 2, 2017 at 8:56 PM
Comment #30is that the semado we were looking at or is there another
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3710740/jose-mourinho-poised-to-lose-out-to-barcelona-for-benfica-right-back-nelson-semedo/
beermonkey
Jun 2, 2017 at 9:17 PM
Comment #31would appear there is another
Our Toon
Jun 2, 2017 at 9:17 PM
Comment #32Worse not worst
the white tino
Jun 2, 2017 at 9:18 PM
Comment #33Welsh baa baa don’t think swans could afford Austin or long ?
welshgeordie9
Jun 2, 2017 at 9:28 PM
Comment #34the white tino
If you say so.
Ha ha ha
Rotonda heights
Jun 2, 2017 at 9:44 PM
Comment #35welsh
brighton is much closer to home for him, so obviously a consideration for a young lad
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Armstrong 6 goals last season, tammy 26.
Thank god we’ve got rafa and not a miserable, down in the mouth pleb running the show.
Rotonda heights
Jun 2, 2017 at 9:45 PM
Comment #36beer
our semedo is sporting lisbon i believe
beermonkey
Jun 2, 2017 at 9:53 PM
Comment #37rotunda
cheers ha a mooch round the net and found our one
welshgeordie9
Jun 2, 2017 at 9:59 PM
Comment #38Rotonda
26 goals in the championship, hardly the prem is it.
YoungMagpieFromBurnley
Jun 2, 2017 at 10:19 PM
Comment #39Welsh
He’s comparing him to Armstrong. So yes, it’s very relevant considering that there goal tallies from the same league are vastly different. Tammy is clearly further ahead in development than Armstrong.
ShirebrookToon
Jun 2, 2017 at 11:41 PM
Comment #40Well it’s gone rather quiet hasn’t it!