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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women


Who’s this beautiful American actress – born in Santa Ana, California

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we all need at times 😀

“Lukic saved with his foot, which is all part of the goalkeeper’s arm.” – Barry Davies

“Ian Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn’t one of them.” – Peter Jones

“If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.” – David Coleman

“It was like being in a foreign country.” – Ian Rush, on the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy


Yesterday’s beautiful woman was of course American actress – Gwyneth Paltrow

Comments welcome.

10 comments so far

  • Jóhann

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:53 PM

    Comment #1

    Michelle Pfeiffer of course. Eaaaaasy

  • briss

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:22 PM

    Comment #2


  • Leo

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:41 PM

    Comment #3

    i didnt know that, i am obviously too young haha :-p

  • Bobby Ollox

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:48 PM

    Comment #4

    isnt she just gorgeous – one of my top 10 movie moments when she is lying on the piano in the Fabulous Baker Boys.

  • Blobs are crap

    Nov 2, 2007 at 5:14 PM

    Comment #5

    Very nice Ed – gives me a chance to have a wee shufty while reading aboot the Toon. However when are you gonna start putting the birds on wi their flaps oot?

  • Chris

    Nov 2, 2007 at 5:15 PM

    Comment #6

    She’s also canny old!

  • Chris

    Nov 2, 2007 at 5:16 PM

    Comment #7

    Not a bad idea wi the birds on the website. I can have a wee shufty while reading aboot the Toon. But when are y ganna have start sticking them on wi their flaps oot?

  • Chris

    Nov 2, 2007 at 5:28 PM

    Comment #8

    P.s Bobby Ollox – get a life!

  • Dirty Old Man

    Nov 2, 2007 at 5:59 PM

    Comment #9

    Well I would bust her so hard i’d be cleaning their teeth wi me cock like a tooth pick!

  • 浴火喜鹊

    Nov 3, 2007 at 8:33 AM

    Comment #10

    Michelle Pfeiffer …the cat women…
    Mature lady…hmm….


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