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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women


Who’s this beautiful American actress – born in Menlo Park, California

Just wanted to ensure we woke you up for the game today 😀

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we all need at times 😀

“Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it.” – Martin Tyler

“And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season.” – Alan Parry

“In most associations half of the committee does all the work while the other half does nothing. I am pleased to report that in this football club it is the reverse.” – Liverpool Echo

“I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in.” – Terry Venables


Yesterday’s beautiful woman was of course American actress – Michelle Pfiefer

Comments welcome.

7 comments so far

  • ToonKing

    Nov 3, 2007 at 12:54 PM

    Comment #1


  • Craig Allen

    Nov 3, 2007 at 1:13 PM

    Comment #2

    one word: wow

  • malaysian youngster

    Nov 3, 2007 at 1:19 PM

    Comment #3

    natalie portman?cant really see her face. or is angelina jolie? and yeah WOW

  • joshi

    Nov 3, 2007 at 1:27 PM

    Comment #4

    Its not angelina jolie.

  • Leo

    Nov 3, 2007 at 1:44 PM

    Comment #5

    there are some great quotes, and a nice woman, pretty good all round then

  • Leo

    Nov 3, 2007 at 1:45 PM

    Comment #6

    anyone watching the man u arsenal match? i am then heading to the sjp to watch the match, scarve in hand, as i hope everyone else will be

  • Todd B

    Nov 3, 2007 at 1:54 PM

    Comment #7

    That is a nice wake-up. Thanks, Ed


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