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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women


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Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – today all from the very great Bill Shankly 😀

“It’s to remind our lads who they’re playing for, and to remind the opposition who they’re playing against.” – about ‘This Anfield’ plaque

“Dont worry, Alan. At least you’ll be able to play close to a great team.” – about Alan Ball, who’d just signed for Everton

“If you are first you are first, If you are second you are nothing.”

“He’s not just the best center-forward in the British Isles, but the only one.” – about Ian St John

“If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I’d pull the curtains.”

“Football isn’t a matter of life and death – its much more important than that!” – his world famous (and accurate) quote 😀


Yesterday’s beautiful woman was the gorgeous South African actress Charlene Theron

Comments welcome.

12 comments so far

  • Bill f

    Nov 11, 2007 at 2:34 PM

    Comment #1

    Is it Liz Taylor, she was a stunner in her youth, afraid youngsters today will just see a wrinkly. But still not bad for a 110 or something.

  • Steve_48

    Nov 11, 2007 at 2:39 PM

    Comment #2

    @ Bill f,

    You still would though ;-), when she was younger though…

  • LIz Taylor

    Nov 11, 2007 at 4:06 PM

    Comment #3

    Bill F. I am actually 75 years young, and even if you wanted to you have no chance. However that nice Ed can butter my crumpets anytime. 😉

  • Bill f

    Nov 11, 2007 at 4:07 PM

    Comment #4

    Ed did you moderate that last post, 🙂

  • Steve_48

    Nov 11, 2007 at 4:55 PM

    Comment #5

    Remember it’s all fine with a little moderation – sorry

  • Ed Harrison

    Nov 11, 2007 at 4:58 PM

    Comment #6

    Well, we remember Liz as she is above – you mean she’s changed? 😀

  • Hammy

    Nov 11, 2007 at 5:18 PM

    Comment #7

    OOOOOOooooooo…..is that cardigan 100% wool or cashmere?
    I can’t quite tell…..

  • Bill f

    Nov 11, 2007 at 6:00 PM

    Comment #8

    Hi Hammy just answered a post of yours.

    And don’t know but it’s 100% woman underneath.

  • Leo

    Nov 11, 2007 at 6:16 PM

    Comment #9

    ive just worked something out, the girl from yesterday is actually employed by newcastle you know…

    she is our injury room nurse…. hahahahahahahaha

    no wonder the players are spending loads of time in the injury room

  • Bill f

    Nov 11, 2007 at 6:21 PM

    Comment #10

    Leo, wouldn’t you if thats true. 😉

    Did you get my answer re discworld. If not here it is again. Its a series of very funny novels by Terry Pratchett and Mort is a character who waits for people to die and then tells them that they are dead and what to do next. well worth a read.

  • Leo

    Nov 11, 2007 at 6:36 PM

    Comment #11

    oh yes i certainly would haha. yeah i was just checking my emails before, the hogfather is my fav terry pratchett, the film/drama was great last year on sky one

  • Bill f

    Nov 11, 2007 at 8:32 PM

    Comment #12

    In that case read the books they are hilarious. 🙂


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