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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women


Who’s this beautiful French actress – one of my favorites

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s a repeat of some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we all need at times, especially when Newcastle are on a bad run like now 😀

“It’s going to be difficult for me – I’ve never had to learn a language before and now I do.” – David Beckham

“I think I’ve lost a lot of my gay fans to Gavin Henson. It’s a shame because I really love them.” – David Beckham

“The problem with you, son, is that all your brains are in your head.” – Bill Shankly, to a Liverpool trainee

“Okay, so we lost, but good things can come from it – negative and positive.” – Glenn Hoddle


Yesterday’s beautiful woman was of course South African actress, Charlize Theron

12 comments so far

  • Jay

    Nov 30, 2007 at 1:39 PM

    Comment #1

    Is she out of Terror Hawks????

  • George

    Nov 30, 2007 at 2:21 PM

    Comment #2

    Dont know who she is Ed but she looks as if she could be related to Carl Vorderman from Uk channel 4s countdown program.

  • steve

    Nov 30, 2007 at 2:28 PM

    Comment #3

    Looks like Juliette Binoche

  • admin

    Nov 30, 2007 at 2:30 PM

    Comment #4

    It’s Juliette – couldn’t find a good picture of her though – she was the nurse in The English Patient.

  • ToonKing

    Nov 30, 2007 at 3:06 PM

    Comment #5

    darn….i’ve seen a few ugly birds in my time but she tops them all………….

    So Ed….is there a new daily article….Unfunny Quotes and Ugly Women ???? ………………..joke 😉

  • Hammy

    Nov 30, 2007 at 3:14 PM

    Comment #6

    Hey Ed didn’t realise you were in to grave robbing…….you should let the departed rest in peace…….

  • Hammy

    Nov 30, 2007 at 3:17 PM

    Comment #7

    Ha HA…like it Jay…that was one of Jerry Andersons lesser efforts, was more of a Stingray,
    Thunderbirds man myself.

  • Bill f

    Nov 30, 2007 at 3:24 PM

    Comment #8

    Didn’t realise we had so many visually handicapped fans, she is an absolute stunner and pure sexual stimulation.

  • Hammy

    Nov 30, 2007 at 3:27 PM

    Comment #9

    Bill, what have I told you about lunch time drinking………

  • Bill f

    Nov 30, 2007 at 3:54 PM

    Comment #10

    Lunchtime, breakfast time, teatime she still looks good to me I do find the more mature woman a real turn on (sober or otherwise). Not too mature though.

  • Leo

    Nov 30, 2007 at 5:26 PM

    Comment #11

    she looks like a horse lover…

  • Bill f

    Nov 30, 2007 at 6:21 PM

    Comment #12

    In that case I would like to be her stallion. 🙂


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