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The Goals Of Shefki Kuqi – Video

Check out this YouTube video of some of the goals of new loan signing Shefki Kuqi – courtesy of reader Stephen Summerville.

Let’s hope we see that Swallow (?) Dive a lot before the end of this season.

46 comments so far

  • GeordieGerman

    Feb 10, 2011 at 10:07 PM

    Comment #1

    I hope we see the swan dive a couple of times and hope Kuqi has the something to prove mentality.

  • GeordieGerman

    Feb 10, 2011 at 10:08 PM

    Comment #2

    Ooooooh, I was first.

  • Whitecap

    Feb 10, 2011 at 10:22 PM

    Comment #3

    Clearly an eccentric. Welcome to Newcastle!

  • baro

    Feb 10, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    Comment #4

    I think he will do a great job for Newcastle. Pardew said he is a good man and that is good to hear. We just had Lovenkrands, Ranger and Best, its good to see Kuqi come on and i’m more than certain he will do a good job. His style of play looks perfect to fit into the puzzle on Tyneside. I’m sure he will bang in a couple of goals this year, hopefully one goal in against his former team of many Blackburn. He has lots of experience. I wish him well. HWTL!

  • carrollsinger

    Feb 10, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    Comment #5


  • GeordieGerman

    Feb 10, 2011 at 10:32 PM

    Comment #6

    carrollsinger, yeah right m8. This anti Ashley, anti Pardew, anti this, anti that really is boring.

  • wynsleap

    Feb 10, 2011 at 10:58 PM

    Comment #7

    If taking on a 34 year old, second rate forward who’s had more clubs than Jack Nicklaus (all in the lower scale) and a scoring record that is quite frankly abysmal isn’t a total embarrassment then quite frankly I don’t know what is.
    And that includes him sitting on the bench too.
    Him just being at the Toon shrieks out how badly managed this club is so why do we want to broadcast it to the football world?
    I couldn’t care less if he scores a couple of vital goals before the end of the season. I’m sure he may be a nice guy – he just shouldn’t be here.

  • GeordieGerman

    Feb 10, 2011 at 11:01 PM

    Comment #8

    He’s here. End of.

  • wynsleap

    Feb 10, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    Comment #9

    Yeah. End of the club’s last vestiges of credibility.

  • GeordieGerman

    Feb 10, 2011 at 11:17 PM

    Comment #10

    At least Shola will be relieved that he is no longer considered the worst striker in the club. Every cloud has a silver lining.

  • JP...from The Rock

    Feb 10, 2011 at 11:25 PM

    Comment #11

    He looks good at lobbing keepers and shrugging off defenders with his power. I guess it is not a bad move under the circumstances. I think Pardew mentioned something about Ewerthon’s attitude disrupting the dressing room so I prefer this guy, he seems the better option.

    Those celebrations must crack a few ribs lol

  • GeordieGerman

    Feb 10, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    Comment #12

    At least we have more cover up front as the scum. When/if Gyan is injured they are effed.

  • kilcline

    Feb 10, 2011 at 11:38 PM

    Comment #13

    He is rubbish and sums up Ashley.

  • thevoiceofreason

    Feb 10, 2011 at 11:46 PM

    Comment #14

    Some of you have miss the bleeding obvious…. He is a very similar player to Ranger. Is there not just a chance that as well as cover he has been brought in to teach the youngster how to use his power. Ranger needs to learn and learn fast…. This bloke might be as useful on the training pitch as he is on the field.

  • GeordieGerman

    Feb 10, 2011 at 11:48 PM

    Comment #15

    thevoiceofreason, good nick you’ve got there. Seems to pass.

  • geordie_vince

    Feb 11, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    Comment #16

    most of his goals are from long balls up from the back

  • mattyNUFC

    Feb 11, 2011 at 12:09 AM

    Comment #17

    JP – where did Pardew EVER say that about Ewerthon?? We’ve hardly heard a peep….don’t even think Pardew’s mentioned his name in the press other than verifying we were interested

    I too was not only underwhelmed but disheartened by Kuqi’s signing, solely because of, once again, a lack of intent and ambition for the club.

    that being said, he’s here, he does seem like he will give life and limb and for that, he’ll have my support.


  • JamesP32

    Feb 11, 2011 at 12:13 AM

    Comment #18

    I posted this in a comment ages ago

  • roadhog2k

    Feb 11, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    Comment #19

    To be honest I don’t think he’ll play much.
    Back to Business anyway, My team against Blackburn





    A bit controversial I think, I thought williamson had a shocker in the 1st half against Arsenal and we need some physical presence against Blackburn.
    Don’t rate Guthrie at all, I wish Ireland/HBA or Gosling were fit. I think we should give the young kid a chance, like we did for another young lad…… used to play up front andy something????

    Teams – comments welcome

  • GeordieGerman

    Feb 11, 2011 at 12:24 AM

    Comment #20

    Isn’t Vuckic injured?

  • roadhog2k

    Feb 11, 2011 at 12:27 AM

    Comment #21

    Not according to Physioroom.com


    We are always there or there abouts the top of that league!

  • GeordieGerman

    Feb 11, 2011 at 12:30 AM

    Comment #22

    Yeah was there but isn’t that just the first team players?

  • roadhog2k

    Feb 11, 2011 at 12:32 AM

    Comment #23

    He’s classed as the 1st team squad on nufc.co.uk. (sorry to keep throwing websites out there lol) anyone know for sure???

  • GeordieGerman

    Feb 11, 2011 at 12:34 AM

    Comment #24

    Dead honest. With the amount of injuries we have, it’s all very confusing to me.

  • Thump

    Feb 11, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    Comment #25

    Swan dive, Ed

  • gorskino10

    Feb 11, 2011 at 12:55 AM

    Comment #26

    Kuqi must be in cloud nine joining us from Swans and his tender age but then again he is backup and Pardew stated that but this shows we didnt have MUCH depth in out attack, most fans were saying we need 2 players in a Winger and a Striker and we only got a crocked midfielder. Also this just makes NUFC look even worse of a club,prospect and also undermines the chairman and board, tbh if he sold Andy and we got the injuries we have now he could blame (had to accept bid was alot and injuries are injuries we have been unlucky) but by signing Kuqi shows the fans they made a mistake and when you say in the window we got rid of a England prospect who has 7 assists and 11 goals in the EPL, top scoring English player in EPL and worked well with Nolan who has played terrible since he has been out and now left for a guy of 34 who cant run and hardly scores, i have no problem with Kuqi tho but again its the Ashley fkin up once again, this has been a while since Andy left but im starting to feel it was Ashely all in the wrong tbh i doubt andy would of left if he didnt accept the bid EVEN if he asked too, it was probs agent rubbish like with Rooney and Tevez, tbh he wouldnt of said in the summer he would of wanted to leave and would be happy as always in our shirt i think Ashley pushed him but then again he didnt have to accept Pools offer, i still and will always hate Andy but Ashley is beyond hate now his buisness streamline of the club is fine but everything else is terrible, cant wait for the summer to be another let down from the board not giving any cash.

  • supermacnumber9

    Feb 11, 2011 at 12:58 AM

    Comment #27

    The time for youngsters is when we are safe – the no.1 target for the season – then bring them in one at a time for a couple of games each, and in the last few games give them their head by playing as many as Beardsley thinks can cope. All good preparation for next season.

  • Tel

    Feb 11, 2011 at 1:09 AM

    Comment #28

    Bogof Mike ashley. Read on
    there are now details of season ticket prices on NUFC.co.uk.
    It would appear at first glance, that lots of people in the soon to be closed singing corner will actually be able to keep there seats. If you are an adult and take an under 18 with you you can purchase both tickets for the price you paid last year, I personally signed up for the three year fixed deal for me and my son, and therefore qualify to purchase both tickets in the same seats as last year for just £402, as opposed to around £800 for the current season. Any supporter wishing to stay will also be eligible subject to availability to purchase a seat in this area if they also purchase a u18 ticket. Now is the time to become a favourite uncle, big brother or even just take the son of that milf down the road stay in the corner and pay less. Its actually better than a bogof deal, thats right you buy one you get one free and you get change.

  • Tel

    Feb 11, 2011 at 1:18 AM

    Comment #29

    Ps the price for newcomers to the area will be £445 for an adult and child ticket. There is also an area for 18 -21 year olds priced between 330 and 365 pounds.

  • GeordieGerman

    Feb 11, 2011 at 1:31 AM

    Comment #30

    Can someone tell me. If you have a season ticket is that it (flat rate) or do you have to pay on top.

  • Widowmaker

    Feb 11, 2011 at 2:12 AM

    Comment #31

    A good thing about Kuqi is that he definately want to play for us. After all, NUFC is the biggest he will ever play.

    Let’s get behind the lad.

  • puffinmuncher

    Feb 11, 2011 at 2:32 AM

    Comment #32

    Doesn’t look atrocious I guess. Worrying lack of headed goals in that video though

  • Troleibusiukas_LTU

    Feb 11, 2011 at 6:56 AM

    Comment #33

    danny – colo – mike – jose

    jonas – barton- tiote- ferguson


  • henock1989

    Feb 11, 2011 at 7:03 AM

    Comment #34


  • Zangwill_Ho

    Feb 11, 2011 at 7:39 AM

    Comment #35

    He seems powerful

  • pizzicatochan

    Feb 11, 2011 at 7:58 AM

    Comment #36

    Whiners please stop. I hate to say this, but I believe we should back someone who wants to play for us. He’s our player now and what do you guys want? Comparing with someone who don’t want to play for us, I do not see any problem with taking Kuqi at all.

    Every player has his own strength that can be used. It is up to Pardew.

    I was playing in a friendly match with my friends a couple years ago. I am never an athlete, and I was playing up front alone. Guess what, what I needed to do was to drain the energy of the CB. I did it, and the others scored. You may think this is just a shite friendly-friendly football game, but it proves to me that it’s really depending on how you use the players on the field. Never judge someone by his ability only. You may be surprised by what he would do and it may always get unnoticed.

    The bottomline is… are we playing Ewerthon to give deadly passes or putting Krul and Harper to be our strikers? Go study your tactics guys.


    Feb 11, 2011 at 8:02 AM

    Comment #37

    Should do well for us with Barton’s excellent deliveries.. Good benchman to hold the ball up aswell…

  • NorseMag

    Feb 11, 2011 at 8:08 AM

    Comment #38

    His arrival is also a message to Ranger: If you want to play you have to work for it.

  • cyprus

    Feb 11, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    Comment #39

    roadhog2k, there are no goals in that line up, I guess it secures a draw. Unless you’re counting on Tiote!

  • ramboreilly

    Feb 11, 2011 at 8:25 AM

    Comment #40

    i am sorry but this guy has never been a premier league player,and also has been a mediocre championship player.we dont want him teaching our young players anything.he is not the future of newcastle,he is taking the place on the bench of a player whos future is with the club.
    he has not finished a game since october,so not match fit,his record over the last 4 years is poor at best and he has absolutely no mobility whatsover.he could be the worst player ever to pull on a black and white shirt.
    All this has done is given the press and other supporters another reason to laugh at us.


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