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Transfer Hopes Revealed, Loan Frustration, And Exclusivity Evaporates – Today’s News Roundup



Steve Bruce reveals what he is looking for in the summer transfer window, Valentino Lazaro is rightfully frustrated with his lack of starts at Newcastle, and a report claims Mike Ashley can entertain new bids due to a deadline being reached.

Here is the roundup of today’s articles and news from The Newcastle United Blog.


357 comments so far

  • Tackle from behind

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:20 PM

    Comment #1

    Repost

    BUS

    1
  • Jib

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:22 PM

    Comment #2

    Cue a poem from Jail

    0
  • Jib

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:24 PM

    Comment #3

    Villa are going to do this
    I can feel it in me water
    Jammy buggers

    4
  • coming home

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:24 PM

    Comment #4

    Women in court claiming she had sex with ghost
    Judge says come on
    Members of the dury have any of you had sex with a ghost
    Little fella raises his hand
    Judge says
    You mean to tell me you had sex with a ghost?
    Oh sorry says the little fella
    Thought you said a goat

    6
  • GhostToon

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:25 PM

    Comment #5

    Why did the chicken go to the séance?
    To get to the other side

    2
  • bettyswallocks

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:27 PM

    Comment #6

    When Jib makes a lady breakfast in bed all he expects is a simple ‘thank you.’

    Not this “What are you doing in my house?” shit.

    20
  • Mund

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:28 PM

    Comment #7

    GP

    Aye it would be worrying to pass Monday without hearing a thing but keep the positivity mate and we certainly do need a positive Captain post to lift the spirits.

    4
  • coming home

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:29 PM

    Comment #8

    When to see a hooker and asked how much like
    She said 35 quid
    I said I’ll give you 45 coz I’m kinky
    She agreed
    Business done I’m leaving and she said hoy I thought you were kinky
    I said I am av just had a shyt in your handbag

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  • Harrogate mag

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:29 PM

    Comment #9

    Been along day today…feel a bit like Ken Barlows zip….I’m worn out

    1
  • chancel be a fine thing

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:30 PM

    Comment #10

    A termite walks into a pub and asks “is the bartender here”.

    4
  • GhostToon

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:32 PM

    Comment #11

    An Englishman, Irishman and a Scottishman walk in to a bar

    The barman says “Is this some kind of joke”.

    4
  • Jib

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:32 PM

    Comment #12

    Is the bar tender here

    0
  • bettyswallocks

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:32 PM

    Comment #13

    When Jib is looking for a lady the first thing he looks for is intelligence, because if she doesn’t have that there’s a good chance of him being able to make love to her.

    I cleaned that one up a bit.

    9
  • chancel be a fine thing

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:34 PM

    Comment #14

    Well done Jib.

    1
  • chancel be a fine thing

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:36 PM

    Comment #15

    Why did the architect have his house made backwards?
    So he could watch the tele.

    0
  • coming home

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:37 PM

    Comment #16

    What’s blue and white and sits in the corner of the kitchen?

    0
  • Jail for Ashley

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:37 PM

    Comment #17

    What a tw@tish move by Arteta, subbing a player on 59 minutes, I haven’t got any Arsenal players but must be a sickner for those that have, he could have waited 40 secs. They talked about Pep doing it a lot today on the FF scoutcast 😮

    1
  • chancel be a fine thing

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:39 PM

    Comment #18

    What’s that all about Jail? I don’t understand the FF stuff.

    0
  • Jail for Ashley

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:39 PM

    Comment #19

    Very, very lazy posting this mind, copying and pasting jokes. Howay man, can that not be a nightshift pursuit.

    5
  • magicmac54

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:39 PM

    Comment #20

    Some good old jokes tonight specially about Kevin and Jib but iam sure they even laughted, the jokes are much better than fighting or talking about the takeover, keep it up folks its good to laugh lol. HWTL

    5
  • ShirebrookToon

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:41 PM

    Comment #21

    Wind tunnel is the best yet

    1
  • Harrogate mag

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:42 PM

    Comment #22

    Magic mag..well said my friend….nothing better than laughter ..consider yourself hearted

    2
  • Jail for Ashley

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:42 PM

    Comment #23

    Chancel, that’s probably why you are in 20th place 😀

    0
  • Harrogate mag

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:43 PM

    Comment #24

    Shirebrook…take some beating that mate

    0
  • chancel be a fine thing

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:43 PM

    Comment #25

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To avoid discussing the fakeover with KV.

    11
  • coming home

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:43 PM

    Comment #26

    A fridge wearing a denim jacket

    3
  • chancel be a fine thing

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:44 PM

    Comment #27

    Well 20th is pretty good considering I didn’t even enter.

    6
  • Jail for Ashley

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:45 PM

    Comment #28

    magicmac,
    Fair play to you, you enjoy them, but can we not please limit to one per poster.

    0
  • chancel be a fine thing

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:47 PM

    Comment #29

    It’s a serious question. Does a player need to be on the pitch for 60 minutes to count or something??? Do people believe managers time their subs to p*ss off FF players????

    1
  • Jail for Ashley

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:47 PM

    Comment #30

    chancel be a fine thing,
    Sorry got you mixed up with chancel my mbembaship,
    Do you want me to explain, FF is class.

    1
  • toon22

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:47 PM

    Comment #31
  • The Hit Man & Her

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:51 PM

    Comment #32

    Thought I’d checked into a Wheeltappers and Shunters Club fan forum there. Munster wil soon be on with his fuming buzzkill invoking the fire gods to exact vengeance on all you Irishists!

    🙂

    8
  • chancel be a fine thing

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:51 PM

    Comment #33

    Luck escape.

    0
  • chancel be a fine thing

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:52 PM

    Comment #34

    Lucky even

    0
  • The Hit Man & Her

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:52 PM

    Comment #35

    Some good gags in there. A bit like jibs travel bag.

    12
  • Harrogate mag

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:53 PM

    Comment #36

    Hit man…next weeks artists are nailed to the door

    1
  • Jail for Ashley

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:53 PM

    Comment #37

    Chancel,
    In the game a player will get an extra point for being on the pitch for 60 minutes, a defender will get an extra five points for a CS (clean sheet) a MF an extra 2 points. Points make massive differences in league rankings and mini leagues so a right sickner. Listening to the players interviews about FF I’d imagine managers play too. So seeing a sub on 59minutes 39 seconds as opposed to bang on 60 minutes does have something to do with FF.

    0
  • The Hit Man & Her

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:53 PM

    Comment #38

    A lot of decent jokes but some went a bit past the official Sermon count. 😉

    2
  • The Hit Man & Her

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:56 PM

    Comment #39

    I expected a post saying “can the owner of a red escort parked by the side door move it please to let the turn put his gear in the van?”

    4
  • coming home

    Jul 21, 2020 at 9:56 PM

    Comment #40

    Can you imagine having a night out with jail and skunki
    At least Kev Vegan has a sense of humour

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