Here is Eddie Howe’s actual press conference for the upcoming game at Manchester City tomorrow, where we haven’t won a league game in 23 years – maybe we can do that tomorrow?
Yes – I made a stupid mistake (another one) when I put the press conference article out earlier this morning, from Eddie Howe – it was the one from 5 months ago – I was wondering why Howe kept talking about the Cup Final.
Silly me – and I am sorry about that.
It also appears that we have been successful in acquiring Lewis Hall, and there were multiple reports yesterday that Newcastle had agreed to a fee with Chelsea for the 18-year-old left-back, who is so well-regarded.
Eddie Howe talks right at the beginning of the press conference about how he really likes this young player.
Our recruitment team knows how to get these deals over the line and never seem to give up.
🙂

1,396 comments so far
Sir Pugalot, the Dutch Bulldog
Aug 18, 2023 at 1:38 PM
Comment #41So, Hibbit, We have signed a known loser. 🙂 I really don’t know him but we do seem to make good signings.
the crown princes nashers
Aug 18, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Comment #42chris sutton hes a strange one, he couldnt back us enough to win last season, now he saying we are not that good enough, hey guess what sutton, your two penith worth is just that, not worth two penith worth, god these ex players just love to steal a living dont they
Sir Pugalot, the Dutch Bulldog
Aug 18, 2023 at 1:56 PM
Comment #43Zhongguo, once sampled one needs a baseball bat. Ask the Rabbit.
Essex Geordie Bill
Aug 18, 2023 at 2:09 PM
Comment #44Did I mishear Pardew, have LPool signed Amrabat or is he saying they should..
Pottsclock
Aug 18, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Comment #45Chelsea have signed Lavia on a seven year sentence
Zhongguo Geordie
Aug 18, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Comment #46Rabbits too. She’s booking her flight now. Lock up yer pets.
Mister Tuff
Aug 18, 2023 at 2:33 PM
Comment #47Chinese speciality is boiled dog followed by fried cat. They also do a fried budgie with noodles.
In fact anything that moves gets hoyed in the frying pan.
jimiley
Aug 18, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Comment #48Best Toon 11 in living memory?
Yep
Even Gallaghers 1927 team lost more away games than it won.
Prop only the great Edwardian team might surpass it for now.
Within 2 years we will have both England full backs.
Watch out for an upset tomoz
FollowFollow
Aug 18, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Comment #49I’m wondering if Lewis Hall could eventually become club trained for the purposes of the champions league squad.
I think he would have if we’d have signed him last week before the season kicked off.
WLtoon
Aug 18, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Comment #50Well, that`s my tenner on the Toon for the title, at 14-1 at Betfred, a daft bet but hey, it`s football and owt can happen, what`s a tenner anyway.
Glad we got young Hall in the bag, the majority of Chelsea fans are up in arms about losing him,, rating him better than 60M Cucurella.
I will take a Chelsea fans judgement over anyone`s opinion on here re Hall, they have seen plenty of the lad, and our owners have got it spot on in the transfer market so far so i think he will be a superb addition.
jimiley
Aug 18, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Comment #51For the first time in living memory the club has a strategy apart from buying marquee 9s and focusing on forwards.
An actual plan
Phook me
jimiley
Aug 18, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Comment #52Wltoon
For me Hall goes straight in team.
Tino will share the spot with Tripps and make it his own next season
WLtoon
Aug 18, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Comment #53jimiley,
Not sure Hall would go straight into the team considering Burn has done nothing wrong, in fact he has played well, albeit it`s not his best position.
I think Hall will be phased in gradually like one or two others have been by Howe, but in the long run i think Hall will eventually be first choice.
Zhongguo Geordie
Aug 18, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Comment #54Mr Tuff, you clearly don’t know the half. You should see what some of them eat, albeit generally just the older folks. I’ve given most it a try but cats and dogs have been banned for some time. Although still being scoffed occasionally in the villages. But if you were as poor as them you’d do the same. You should try the brains and intestines and all that stuff.
jimiley
Aug 18, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Comment #55Hall is excelllent.
35 million for 18 year old and Burn cost 13.
He can do things going forward to give us a new dimension.
All we have to do now is score from corners. Irons scored 15 goals from corners. How many extra points would we have?
Sick of pundits saying we have the biggest team and drooling over Tripps delivery. Zero goals!!
When we defend we attack the ball and clear it. When we attack Botman and Schar just stand on spot and expect the ball to land on their head. They never get a sniff
Essex Geordie Bill
Aug 18, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Comment #56On the off chance that Eddie might change the team for tomorrow just to confuse Pep I have gone for the following making one change from the obvious lineup.
Be boring if we all pick the same! 🙂
Pope
Tippier Schar Botman Burn
Tonali Bruno Joelinton
Murphy Isak Gordon
Posted on the correct page as per jails instructions. This is a copy.
jimiley
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Comment #57I do not think there is a lot between miggy and Murphy but for me the wingers are Gordon and Barnes
niafron
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Comment #58Bonjour Mesdames et Messieurs!
About Chelsea and FFP, i just read UEFA have now a five year cap about contracts to calculate FFP.
So in PL, no problem, but what will happen if they qualify for a european competition?
jimiley
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Comment #59Corners are a massive disappointment. It’s getting to the stage where you think there is more danger to us on a breakout than them
Essex Geordie Bill
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:04 PM
Comment #60Mr Tuff/ZG
I the days of yore there was some strange stuff in our English diets.
Me dad loved, pigs trotters, Cows heels, tripe, brawn, he would regularly get a pigs head from the local slaughter house and make his own.
Rabbits were often on the menu, and sometimes horse, never had dog or cat though at least I don’t think so!
Davas
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Comment #61Don’t know if this has been put up
https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/teams/newcastle-united/12942302/lewis-hall-arrives-with-parents-for-newcastle-medical-ahead-of-his-move-from-chelsea
Munster Mag
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Comment #62No way Hall will get in straight away, good as he is.
Fantastic window
Essex Geordie Bill
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Comment #63It wouldn’t surprise me if he was given some games with the U21 team to help bed him in.
cleveleysbob
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Comment #64Just watched episode 2 (I promise, no spoilers) & something occurred to me..
How stupid were the chairmen of the 18 PL Clubs that immediately after our takeover, voted to effectively create artificial barriers to our ability to succeed?
First, it was stupid because should any of them in the future be taken over, the barriers also inhibit their prospects but more importantly,
How did they expect us to react? Roll over to get our tummies tickled?
The history of Humanity has clearly shown that it’s in our DNA to fight like tigers against injustice. The more you try to stop us doing something, the harder we’ll come at you.
In upsetting the new ownership of NUFC, they’ve created a collective ambition to be absolutely the best, No1 football team on the Planet, and they’re now determined to move mountains to bring that success here. 🙂
What a bunch of plonkers, we may have been happy to toddle along and slowly do our best if they’d left well alone, but their interference has guaranteed, the gloves are off and we’re coming after the lot of them. No wonder a few are now scared, they should be.
I think this is appropriate.
https://youtu.be/7B-4Lsrx8IA
Essex Geordie Bill
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Comment #65A good win for the Heed at the weekend 4-2 v Dagenham and Redbridge.
cleveleysbob
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Comment #66I’d love to hear SJP singing that!!
It would scare the bejesus out of opposition teams.
😆
jimiley
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Comment #67Munster
You are right. Hall will not get place immediately. But it’s coming this season.
England full back in 2 years
jimiley
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Comment #68Great window.
Only a CB is missing. No money due to ffp?
Zhongguo Geordie
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Comment #69EGB
Keep the heed in my heart keep me Gateshead, keep the heed in my heart I pray..
cleveleysbob
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Comment #70EGB, fitness tracing 1st. Find out where he is on the Eddie fitness scale?
He may well get a couple of U21 run outs, but I think he’s being targeted for the LB spot asap.
cleveleysbob
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Comment #71Tracing? – I wrote training! Sorry!
Toon Fans Good
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Comment #72Zhonghou I rather starve to death
Mickey G
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Comment #73Good point Cleveleybob and great tune.
An interesting write up on a Man City blog. Saying that we should get used to being treated like crap by the premier League.
They say like them we are not part of the EPL cartel and like them we have gate crashed the party and their mates don’t like it. They actually speak highly of Newcastle and say it’s not only unfair that they should have to play Saturday night but it’s also unfair to our fans that they have to try and get back to Newcastle after such a late KO.
Zhongguo Geordie
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:42 PM
Comment #74TfB, I’m sure a bit fried gerbil will cure your woes. As my gran would say don’t be a fussy bugger.
lesh
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:43 PM
Comment #75Essex
Sheeps head? They used cook ’em with the eyes in……. it’d see them through the week!
Essex Geordie Bill
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Comment #76Apparently society is predicted to collapse in 2040, so we have around 17 years to win some silverware!
Zhongguo Geordie
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Comment #77Lesh when people are poor they’ll eat anything. My grandma used to force loads of shit on with saying ‘how dare you complain, kids are starving in africa’. I think every awful meal came served with that line. But grew up with an appreciation of offall haha
Essex Geordie Bill
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Comment #78I believe that hamsters are a regular part of some South Americans diets.
hkgeordie
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Comment #79Sad to hear that the Lasses first game has been cancelled as Halifax would not travel and miss watching the World Cup Final. Shame that the compromise of a later start was not accepted.
cleveleysbob
Aug 18, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Comment #80I think we’ll be OK Bill, I’d expect a few trophies in the cabinet before then. 😉