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Who Was Newcastle’s Player Of The Season For 2023-2024?



It’s that time of year when we vore who was Newcatsle’s Player of the Season.

The first thing that comes to mind is many of our players were out injured last season so hopefully, we can improve the medical facilities and procedures so that doesn’t happen again in the coming season.

As a look back in time here are some previous players of the season for this blog.

SeasonPlayerVote Percentage
2007/08Habib Beye51%
2008/09Sebastien Bassong68%
2009/10Jose Enrique37%
2010/11Cheick Tiote38%
2011/12Fabricio Coloccini36%
2012/13Fabricio Coloccini24%
2013/14Mike Williamson24%
2014/15Daryl Janmaat55%
2015/16Rob Elliot40%
2016/17Matt Ritchie59%
2017/18Jamaal Lascelles51%
2018/19Salomon Rondon36%
2019/20Martin Dubravka48%
2020/21Callum Wilson30%
2021/22Joelinton76%
2022/23Trippier34%
2023/24Gordon49%

Who Was Newcastle's Player Of The Season 2023-2024?

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326 comments so far

  • bettyswallocks

    May 21, 2024 at 2:32 PM

    Comment #81

    A lot of fans poo pooing the Conference League but if we do get in it and reach the final there’ll be some massive support no matter where it’s staged ….

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  • Fenham to Chalfont

    May 21, 2024 at 2:37 PM

    Comment #82

    As the season has come to a close. Below are some of the awards been given out for their input on the blog this season:

    – Twat of the season goes to – Munter (was head and shoulders above everyone a true insufferable knacker of knackerville)

    – The Crank Spencer Trophy goes to – IrishNob (for his ohh sweaty bull$hite posts during games)

    – The Night Stalker Award goes to – Lesh (for his creepy stalking of those he sees as easy pray. A true sleazy auld stalker that stalks from the dark. Who is now known as russel as that’s all he does in the bushes)

    – The KFC bargain abortion bucket Trophy goes to – TROLL (well deserved)

    – The sick and twisted award goes to – TROLL (well deserved)

    – The one who flew over the cuckoos nest Trophy goes to – TROLL and the cast of Munter, lesh, IfishNob, Trolls evil Mam nurse Ratched.

    – The Blog abomination, disgust and revolting award goes to – TROLL. (Well deserved)

    – The Greta Thunberg Activist Award goes to- Lesh (even beating the troll to the far left rapid with hatred and angry approach)

    – The sickly, sickening troll arse licking award goes to – we have joint winners and in no particular order – Lesh, Munter and the Bard. (All well deserved lads pat each other’s backs for a job well done)

    – Poster of the season goes to – JohnJ (you’re a true gentleman we all know that as an absolute FACT!!!)

    – Football savvy poster of the season goes to – Bills (Adamn very close second)

    – Shock of the season Trophy goes to – Jail (turns out he’s a good fella and is actually about 5ft 8”!and not 4ft 2”)

    – The Blog Dame Award goes to – Carltoon (what a pleasure to meet this lovely lady)

    – The Blog Emerald Isles Trophy goes to – we have a joint first place – The Ledge and Magic (keeping the Irish flag flying with respect – keep em lit gentleman)

    A big shout out to all those posters that had to jump ship to get away from the in-house fighting and of course the sick and twisted troll creature. When this place finally comes to an end I’ll bring me bull in a China shop approach over the road 😉

    HWTL and long live Dr Eds Blog x

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  • IrishRob

    May 21, 2024 at 2:39 PM

    Comment #83

    Absolutely nothing wrong with the conference league.

    Europe is Europe, far better than no Europe and far more importantly it builds the team up to getting used to mid week games.

    Having no midweek games would be a huge step backwards in our progress.

    Just hope Manure dont beat City now because ive a feeling they can pull it off if City are sleeping at the wheel.

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  • IrishRob

    May 21, 2024 at 2:43 PM

    Comment #84

    Im surprised Trippier got in the squad tbh. Shows what he thinks of James, complete sick note obviously feels he needs to bring extra cover.

    Henderson Rashford and Phillips out, is starting to look like Southgate might actually be starting to learn.

    4
  • WLtoon

    May 21, 2024 at 2:56 PM

    Comment #85

    Gordon gets my vote, just simply brilliant this season, and now worth at least double what we paid for him.
    The Everton fans had every right to complain when the club sold him, they knew how good he was, or could be, trouble was, they didn`t appreciate him like we do, and if he doesn`t go to the Euro`s then there is no longer any doubt about it, Southgate is an arse licker for his favourites.

    2
  • Macas

    May 21, 2024 at 2:57 PM

    Comment #86

    Fenham
    If you want to respect Ed’s blog then maybe stick to football and cut out the insults?

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  • WLtoon

    May 21, 2024 at 3:00 PM

    Comment #87

    Has Gordon been named in the Euro squad?

    1
  • Fat Basta*d

    May 21, 2024 at 3:00 PM

    Comment #88

    Haha told ya the fat war criminal could never ignore us.

    How many times have we heard it…

    Fookin sister pimper

    4
  • Fat Basta*d

    May 21, 2024 at 3:01 PM

    Comment #89

    Sweaty Betty I heard you have s*x with pigs. Youre so potent you got a pig pregnant 😀

    3
  • Davas

    May 21, 2024 at 3:02 PM

    Comment #90

    Wltoon

    Yes, he has, although there are still 7 to be cut

    0
  • WLtoon

    May 21, 2024 at 3:04 PM

    Comment #91

    Davas,

    Great news for the kid, he thoroughly deserves it, cheers

    0
  • Davas

    May 21, 2024 at 3:07 PM

    Comment #92

    WLtoon

    Yeah it is. He’s worked hard this season and it shows in the improvement to some aspects of his game. He’s just got better as the season has gone on.

    0
  • WLtoon

    May 21, 2024 at 3:10 PM

    Comment #93

    Davas,

    ;My thoughts on Gordon exactly, he must be cock a hoop right now the lad, and joining the Toon under Howe has proved to be a brilliant decision.

    2
  • WLtoon

    May 21, 2024 at 3:11 PM

    Comment #94

    Young Alice from the Manure vlog has been praising Gordon all season,, that lass knows her onions.

    2
  • Essex Geordie Bill

    May 21, 2024 at 3:13 PM

    Comment #95

    England provisional squad

    Goalkeepers: Dean Henderson (Crystal Palace), Jordan Pickford (Everton), Aaron Ramsdale (Arsenal), James Trafford (Burnley).

    Defenders: Jarrad Branthwaite (Everton), Lewis Dunk (Brighton), Joe Gomez (Liverpool), Marc Guehi (Crystal Palace), Ezri Konsa (Aston Villa), Harry Maguire (Manchester United), Jarell Quansah (Liverpool), Luke Shaw (Manchester United), John Stones (Manchester City), Kieran Trippier (Newcastle), Kyle Walker (Manchester City)

    Midfielders: Trent Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool), Conor Gallagher (Chelsea), Curtis Jones (Liverpool), Kobbie Mainoo (Manchester United), Declan Rice (Arsenal), Adam Wharton (Crystal Palace).

    Forwards: Jude Bellingham (Real Madrid), Jarrod Bowen (West Ham), Eberechi Eze (Crystal Palace), Phil Foden (Manchester City), Jack Grealish (Manchester City), Anthony Gordon (Newcastle), Harry Kane (Bayern Munich), James Maddison (Tottenham), Cole Palmer (Chelsea), Bukayo Saka (Arsenal), Ivan Toney (Brentford), Ollie Watkins (Aston Villa).

    1
  • WLtoon

    May 21, 2024 at 3:15 PM

    Comment #96

    Im surprised Rashford didn`t get picked, i bet he is anarl, seems to me if you play for Manure you get an automatic ticket for the big competitions, well not this time, long may it continue.

    3
  • bettyswallocks

    May 21, 2024 at 3:22 PM

    Comment #97

    Normal sperm densities range from between 39 million to more than 200 million per ejaculation…… How the fook that thing could’ve won the race is beyond me.
    Impossible to underestimate this troll…

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  • Fat Basta*d

    May 21, 2024 at 3:24 PM

    Comment #98

    #86 😀

    That’s fat kunt walking earthquake told

    0
  • Fat Basta*d

    May 21, 2024 at 3:26 PM

    Comment #99

    Sweaty Betty has your half breed baby been born yet?

    0
  • bettyswallocks

    May 21, 2024 at 3:43 PM

    Comment #100

    Once pronounced dead …. if a good enema is administered , it could then be buried in a matchbox……….

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  • bettyswallocks

    May 21, 2024 at 3:45 PM

    Comment #101

    Irish Rob…….. Just the sort of dreaded scenario Manure could inflict on us ..

    0
  • bettyswallocks

    May 21, 2024 at 3:47 PM

    Comment #102

    Gordon will do us and himself proud this summer….. Next season he’ll be POTS again as he’s got a lot more to offer yet.

    0
  • Fat Basta*d

    May 21, 2024 at 3:49 PM

    Comment #103

    Sweaty has your half breed died and got burried in a match box?

    0
  • Raj of Hailsley

    May 21, 2024 at 3:56 PM

    Comment #104

    Swallocks,
    You’re not doing the blog any favours by getting in to a mud-slinging contest with it, where’ve you been anyway?

    2
  • bettyswallocks

    May 21, 2024 at 4:02 PM

    Comment #105

    Jail……. I’ve been observing from afar …… very busy trying to conclude stuff here so I can get back…… Really missing home now ..

    1
  • bettyswallocks

    May 21, 2024 at 4:08 PM

    Comment #106

    Been talking to the lads back home and we’re all keen to make some trips to more remote parts if we get qualified…….Let’s hope Citeh don’t let us down…..

    A blog trip away to Ashgabat in Turkmenistan sounds appealing….

    2
  • cyprus

    May 21, 2024 at 4:10 PM

    Comment #107

    I voted for… Pope, just messing and revealing my biases. Could’ve gone for Burn too 😉

    Anyway, it really is a team effort so everyone must do his thing. Like a jigsaw puzzle. Even a piece missing and the picture is not good enough.

    But, if we must choose an individual: who has been the most influential?

    The guy who has scored more than 20, a feat we’ve been waiting for since Shearer?

    Our most improved player who has helped the guy above immensely and contributed goals himself?

    Or Bruno, the general, who has changed our MF from the weakest in the league to a very competitive one?

    You can take your pick, really.

    For me, it’s Bruno. He’s ran the most miles from anyone in the team, connects the defence to attack, protects the ball and his colleagues, creates.

    Hats off Bruno.*
    .
    *Hope you’re here next year.

    2
  • lochinvar

    May 21, 2024 at 4:12 PM

    Comment #108

    Bettyswallocks
    A blog trip away to Ashgabat in Turkmenistan sounds appealing….

    Safer than Pennywell that’s for sure.

    4
  • Fat Basta*d

    May 21, 2024 at 4:16 PM

    Comment #109

    Must be some special pig breed in Turkmenistan to make Sweaty so keen to go there

    0
  • Charlie in the Gallowgate

    May 21, 2024 at 4:16 PM

    Comment #110

    Englands squad
    Mmm not sure….
    Defence – to many old men also coming back from injury fit???
    Midfield – looks weak to me – take out Rice will be struggling
    Forwards – excellent

    2
  • Fat Basta*d

    May 21, 2024 at 4:16 PM

    Comment #111

    Sweaty creating his own half breed new world order

    0
  • Munster Mag

    May 21, 2024 at 4:17 PM

    Comment #112

    Living rent free in the Army rejects head..

    He is obsessed with me, just because so many laughed along with my pisstaking of him all year.

    🙂

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  • Fat Basta*d

    May 21, 2024 at 4:18 PM

    Comment #113

    Trex
    Walker Stones maguire shaw
    Rice belly
    Saka foden gordon
    Kane

    0
  • Munster Mag

    May 21, 2024 at 4:18 PM

    Comment #114

    I’m gonna go for Bruno. A poor midfield at times and he kept it all together. And for his discipline. Top man.

    3
  • Fat Basta*d

    May 21, 2024 at 4:19 PM

    Comment #115

    Squaddie getting found out big time

    5
  • Saratoga

    May 21, 2024 at 4:32 PM

    Comment #116

    Have England got another selection puzzle.
    Like Lampard and Gerard. Two great players but essentially for the same position.
    Now it’s Foden and Bellingham.

    1
  • Saratoga

    May 21, 2024 at 4:34 PM

    Comment #117

    Who won Pie of the Season.

    5
  • JohnJ

    May 21, 2024 at 4:37 PM

    Comment #118

    lochinvar
    May 20, 2024 at 7:56 PM
    Comment #216
    JohnJ
    If one of us can’t make a game then sure I’ll let you know and you’ll be welcome to a ticket. Mind nee fighting over it with that Carltoon lass !
    Might be that the granddaughter starts getting my seat now and again as she’s now toon daft.

    I’d fully understand you putting family first, how could you not? But….. if Carltoon were unable to take up the offer and you were looking for a canny lad to take up the offer of a seat? Well I’m in the queue!

    1
  • Pottsclock

    May 21, 2024 at 4:42 PM

    Comment #119

    I’m confident Gordon will get into the final squad, not just because of his ability as a wide player but also because of his versatility to be able to play in several front positions.
    Seven players need to be gone to get the final squad of 26 and I would expect one of the keepers as well as Gallagher, Jones, Dunk, Bowen,Wharton, Guehi and possibly Toney to be on the exit queue before Gordon

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  • Fat Basta*d

    May 21, 2024 at 4:44 PM

    Comment #120

    You mean pie eater of the season 😀

    None in Shearers bar I had to make do with fish n chips

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