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The Trolls Are DEAD! Long Live The Blog!

  • 4 days ago
  • 2 min read

Updated: 2 days ago

Guys and gals... the REAL Colin Parker is back.


And I have this message for the trolls who have now been booted out into the graveyard.


Myself, the members of this blog and all of it's readers will never be defeated by you.


I want to thank each and every one of you for ignoring the bile these childish imbeciles have thrown on this blog. You have treat them with the utter contempt they deserved.


From personal and laughable insults, to fraudulent claims of a cease and desist letter from NUFC, to a a false claim that the blog was closing down. All driven by jealousy and hatred at this blog's success.


However, their time has been utterly and totally wasted...


But... it has actually provided all of us with a silver lining.


What is that silver lining?


Days ago, after the trolling started, I instructed the developers to add security systems to prevent these idiots from easily gaining access to the blog. Those systems are now in place and are a 'firewall' that will burn the fingers of trolls.


Never again will readers of this blog have to put up with the persistent bile and nonsense that has taken place over the last few days.


There may be the odd skirmish - but the war against the trolls has been won.


They have been annihilated.


So... thank you trolls! You have shot yourself in the foot with a machine gun :)


As from tomorrow I will be posting again as normal - albeit that we are 5.5hrs ahead in India.


Thanks to all again.


The trolls are dead.


Long Live The Blog!


 
 
 

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2 days ago
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2 days ago

Adam wharton being linked this morning ? Be heck of a signing and i would welcome him , but unless we sell someone like tonali , we are talking 80-100m easily plus wages. If the likes of the 6 come calling as well forget it all together.

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2 days ago
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Hmm hmm, yes it wont happen in a month of sundays

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2 days ago

I’ll be watching from behind the sofa tonight!

But I’d love it if we could at least be competitive in this match and see our new recruits perform well. And no injuries please.

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2 days ago

Newcastle exploring late move for Kurt Zouma, dear god make it stop.

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2 days ago
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Not the cat kicker he shit

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